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Hancock: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

Hancock: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine and jet on the table*

Deacon: ...Thanks.

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Curie: Go and tell Valentine why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.

Hancock:

Curie: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.

Hancock, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...

Valentine:

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Deacon: May luck (and this picture of Preston eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Hancock: You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you. Danse, after a moment: …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence? Hancock: Nope!

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MacCready: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Curie finally snaps and commits murder? Valentine: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to her.

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MacCready: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Hancock? Hancock: Oh, MacCready. When I die, I’m taking you with me. MacCready: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment. Hancock: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability.

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Hancock & MacCready in the back of Deacon's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Preston: We have food at home. Deacon: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough Hancock & MacCready: YAYYYYYY! Deacon: orders one black coffee and leaves

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Preston: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Preston: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Preston: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Deacon: This is Monopoly.

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Cait: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Valentine: Curie learned how to fold origami penguins from Deacon the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day they put them in the fridge.

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Valentine: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.

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MacCready: I'm not doing too well.

Curie: What's wrong?

MacCready: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Deacon enters the room*

MacCready: There it is again.

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Cait: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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Preston, texting: Answer your phone

Deacon, texting back: Wait a minute, I can’t find my phone

Preston: Understood

Preston, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, Deacon.

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MacCready, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Deacon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

MacCready: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Curie: Anyone d-

Preston: Depressed?

Sole: Drained?

MacCready: Dumb?

Danse: Disliked?

Curie: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

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Cait: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Danse: Those are wanted posters!