second blog of @dianaprinceownsmyass, because i can't dm, receive asks, or create new posts there. that blog is now exclusively reblogs. now you may ask, have i done anything to ask why i have been nerfed to fix it? what are you, a cop? mind your own business
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GONNA SEE JEFF (ON SCREEN) LETS GOOOOOOO
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literally everyone on call me by fire: jeff is so handsome. how is he this handsome? he's the most handsome guy i've ever seen, the rest of us can't even compare. have we mentioned our most handsome friend, jeff
#jeff satur#call me by fire#cmbf#wang yuexin#gem#cai guoqing#nicky lee#chen chusheng#and THEY'RE RIGHT!
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he almost has as many point boots as he does cats!
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jeff introducing the cmbf boys to the magic of thai inhalers
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after everything moonlight put him through, jeff is flabbergasted that they're done after only three moves!! he just got started!! he's barely warmed up, what do you mean you're going home!!
#jeff satur#call me by fire#cmbf#e.so#up lee#shin#here i am banging my pots and pans telling saturdayss that cmbf infected jeff with the dancing bug that's why you've got all the dances now#i was there when it happened i saw boyuan predict that his next album was going to be a dancing album and i will never let it go#i love how into it he is when it's not even his performance#also look how SMALL he is next to up#babyGIRL#and he goes back to doing the move after they've all called it for the day!! im telling you!!! this is dancing jeff ground zero!!!!!!
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canNOT get over jeff's cute lil "aiya!" at the end even though the endscreen so cruelly covers his expression.
#jeff satur#call me by fire#cmbf#danko#his lil laugh and “what” at the beginning toooo#like#you're not convincing me that this isn't a quiet date night jeff
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jeff hard at work practicing coco lee's tribute song
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you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself kicking out your teen idol danson tang from your table
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nicky: we learn northeastern dialect
gem: so you can say "ni ke la dao ba!"
jeff: ni ke la dao ba!
nicky: what does that mean?
gem: it means "forget about it!"
nicky: forget about it!
gem: yeah, "ni ke la dao ba!"
nicky: ni ke la dao ba!
#jeff satur#call me by fire#cmbf#gem#nicky lee#i love the gesturing that goes along with it#the universal hand gesture for telling someone to forget about it
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ignore the auto-generated subs and pay attention to ME
jeff: but you can speak chinese -
nicky: I'm okay.
jeff: - more good me (translator's note: he knows the individual words and he's trying to piece them together, but it doesn't translate over that way in chinese)
nicky: better than you (correcting him)
jeff: "better than"
nicky: uh-huh. better than you.
jeff: yeah?
nicky: better than you.
jeff: better
nicky: than you
jeff: ohhh. I'm more handsome than you.
nicky: yeahhhh
jeff: ohhh
nicky: you got it bro! don't say that ever again
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jeff: what, like it's hard?
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windswept jeffy trying his hardest
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look at his holding back his hairrrrrrr
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Whipped out this banger of a sentence yesterday and I haven't been able to get it out of my head
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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