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I love how, for awhile there, the Job minisode plot basically just becomes that Crowley was a seriously underpaid babysitter who wasted no time putting the kids to bed, raiding the parents' fridge, and sneaking his boyfriend in so they could fool around all night.

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"Well, you've still got one of them"

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What if instead of Nandor the Relentless he was called Nandor the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and instead of liking killing and pillaging he liked pegging and boning

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«you told me it'll last forever»

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So the version of Loki that became the tree is essentially the Asgardian equivalent of a 19 year old,

Okay, devastated

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LOSING MY MIND THIS WEEK IS SO BATSHIT

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wwdits icon part 4

— Maybe a boyfriend?

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so ofmd got cancelled and the next season of wwdits is the last one...they truly are taking away all silly little gay shows

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The thing is, I DON'T think Guillermo is silly or splitting hairs for having trouble with killing.

There IS a material difference between killing someone to defend yourself or someone else and killing in cold blood. There IS a material difference between killing when necessary to protect your life and killing constantly, for eternity, to survive at all. There IS a material (if not necessarily a moral) difference in leading someone to their death by someone else's hand vs. being the hand that does the killing.

I don't think it's silly or all that surprising that Guillermo discovered in the moment that he wasn't capable of taking an innocent human life with his own hands in cold blood. I'd actually have been VERY surprised if he did that with no hesitation or qualms whatsoever.

That being said, I DO think it was a bit silly that no one, Guillermo included, ever thought of the option of just...not draining a person totally dry. He could take roughly a pint of blood from a person without killing them or even causing them any long-term health issues. It would be more work, perhaps, than just sucking one person dry. But he COULD do it. He might need to hone his hypnosis skills so he could hypnotize them after. But it's a perfectly feasible solution.

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A very happy birthday to my @hellishqueer 💕 Thank you for keeping me warm

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Nandor's face when Guillermo pops out of his coffin haunts me.

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How that episode should've ended

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The thing that gets me about Nandor and Guillermo in the wellness centre episode is that when Guillermo comes to take him home they're holding hands. THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS AS THEY’RE RUNNING AWAY. Now we know that Nandor is very strong bc he's a vampire, he doesn't have to let Guillermo hold his hand and DRAG him out, but he does anyway. Nandor let’s Guillermo drag him out of the one place he's felt happiest in decades. Now idk about you guys but I wouldn't let just anyone do that to me, they'd have to be very special to me to let them do that.

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He destroyed Guillermo's "coffin" he bought him, which was a symbol of Guillermo's betrayal and lying to him all this time.

He destroyed the pillow he got for him, which was a symbol of their relationship all these years.

But when he found the glasses he put them gently and carefully away in his pocket and carried them around with him, because they were a symbol of Guillermo himself and Nandor couldn't bring himself to break them.

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Guillermo getting turned into a vampire by Derik was a cheating arc and you cannot convince me otherwise