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Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

23 times. 23 fucking times he had asked that in the last half hour.

Vagabond and the ever increasingly annoying Golden Boy were working their way through a maze of dimly lit crusty abandoned alleyways covered in amateur graffiti painted over by varying shades of blood and awful smells coming from god knows where after being sent off by Geoff to “Talk to some people” as he would put it.

An assignment that roughly translates to “Track down a couple of men and make them talk”

A task like this was usually an in and out type of case if it weren't for the twinkish twat currently trailing behind him asking every 5 goddamned seconds-

“Are we there yet?”

“For the 24th time Gavin- no we're not there yet. Now shut your mouth you're gonna draw attention.” The Vagabond lightly growled and gripped the blade of his knife to alleviate some stress

He made a mental promise to himself to ditch his partner's ass in the next dumpster he saw when he was interrupted by yet another complaint.

“I just don't see why we both need to go to this shitting thing, you are more than capable to do this on your own. For god sakes, you kill people for fun.” Gavin finished his rant with a shudder.

The gunman rolled his eyes.

“You know we have to follow protocol or it'll be both our asses, sides’ I'm sure the guys just wanted to rid you for a few hours” He smiled and took joy in the pouty face Goldie gave him. It stayed quiet for all of two minutes when a voice spoke backup

“Ryaaan when will we-”

A heavy hand clamped over his mouth and forced him back onto the alleyway wall

“Do not call me that” Ryan kept his hand pinned against his friend's mouth- effectively silencing any form of communication. Gavin's whole body was shaking and his eyes were wide in shock under his sunglasses. He was completely frozen stuck staring into the almost sickeningly blue eyes of the state's most wanted psychopath.

He was momentarily drowning in the overtaking seas of blue in his killer's eyes, ringlets of deep blue waved over the sky like background of his iris to complete a jewel-like effect. He was enraptured until he was reminded of the hand and knife still inches from his face. 

Ryan… The Vagabond felt his partner's shallow breaths wash over his hand. He took pity and removed his hand.

Gav stood still and took one deep breath and held it waiting for the next move. He felt pure horror fill him head to toe as the mercenary grabbed him by the waist and hauled him over a sturdy shoulder

The Golden ray of sunshine flailed and attempted to wriggle out of the seemingly unbreaking grasp

“Wot-hey! What in the name of the Queen are you doing?!”

The mercenary smiled and hid a laugh

“If you're gonna act like a child I will treat you as a child” he affirmed

Goldie huffed but didn't say anything.  

Least I don't have to walk he thought to himself.  

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CBFL’S Pt.3

Ttoba hugged their friend to death before turning to take a look and the crowd of children currently seizing up the newcomer.

Ttoba took a long glance at the forest bound camp, never really getting to explore the grounds before the interview.

Not to shabby to be honest

They thought to themselves

Most of the small buildings were wood and looked as if they had been standing up for many years to that point. The camp grounds seemed to have that cliche view to it-like it was put together using every other camp cliche in the book.

As they were looking back they noticed something was missing from the ensemble and they turned to their friend

“Hey uh...where's David?”

Sab could only reply with a blank look before her eyes darted to the front of the bus and back. With a weird look, Ttoba meandered up to the front of the bus to see a half conscious camp counselor looking considerably less cheerful than the first time they met.

“HOLY SHIT”

They ducked down to grab the boi under his arms and slowly drag him out from under the bus

“ah geez...oh no”

Ttoba successfully pulled the Camp Man out and laid him down on the dirt, using their best first aid skillz to wake him.

“(Slap) hey (slap) hello (slap) David!?”

After every camper took turns trying to slap the counselor awake (including two extra turns for Sabby and Gwen) David finally decided to come to.

“Oh-haha..heyy Ttobs, welcome to camp. :3” He drunkenly slurred

“David are you okay? I thought we hit a bird or something!”

“Oh-ha yea, I'm cool co-counselor. This happens often, I'm fiiine.” he replied before falling completely into unconsciousness

Ttoba turned and stood up to the crowd of camp goers

“(ahem) Okay kids...who's ready for first aid camp?”

Later in the day

Ttoba and Sabby were taking advantage of the camps day off (due to one unconscious camp counselor) to catch up on the rich history of Camp Camp

“Okay okay, so you're telling me that a psycho cult leader faked his way into camp, purified everybody, and would have killed and sacrificed everybody if he didn't get his ass handed to him in a camp song battle?” they asked

“Yeah pretty much” Sabby confirmed

Ttoba took a second to let the information sink in.

“He was kinda hot” sab admitted

“Sabby!”

“What I'm not wrong, blonde and tall as heck I mean damn, break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar.”

“Jesus H christ Sab, I cannot believe you.”

“Whatever, you're just jealous loser” she teased

“Shut up idiot,” they replied

“I hate you”

“I love you too binch <3”

They both teased each other for a while longer before Gwen entered the mess hall

“Hey, David's finally awake and he's looking for you two” she informed

“Ok, thank you,” Ttoba replied

They all got up and walked over to Davids cabin and walked in to see him with a mere two bandages and ice pack held to his head

“Ttoba, Sab, Gwen! Nice to finally see you!” he yelled

“I just left a second ago you idiot.”

“Yes, but I already missed you”

Gwen rolled her eyes before exiting the cabin and Ttoba ran up to David

“David! It's nice to hear you're finally awake, that wasn't a good hit- well no car hit is a good hit…”

Sab snickered

“Oh trust me I'm fine, this isn't the first time something like this has happened.” He assured

“Um, right okay well- it's a big relief to hear you're okay.” they sighed

David got a very sincere look on his face

“Thank you Ttoba, really! Sorry, this isn't a very camp-tastic way to start your first day, I just wish I could make it better.” He added solemnly

Before Ttoba could add anything the counselors face lit up like the sun

“Oh wait, I can sing you a song!”

“A song?” they asked

“Oh no, a song?” Sabby moped

“Yep! A song all about our wonderful Camp Campbell!” he declared- before pulling an acoustic guitar from a vortex in his back pocket and started playing a wonderfully upbeat song

                        “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH”

Sorry this one took a while to get out, school work and such. I hope you enjoyed anyway!

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heck yes-pt.2 is done <3

CBFL’S

Jesus hecking christ

That was pretty much the only thing going through ttobas head as they were standing outside the mess hall of the tucked away camp of Camp Campbell.

“I can’t believe I just fuckin did that”

they said keeping their voice low and hands shaking with post interview nervous-citement as they scrambled to grab their phone out of one of their jacket pockets to spread the news.

ttobeeb: jhc sab- you won’t believe how it went

Sab: spill the deets binch!!

Ttoba laughed at the use of their frequently used “non-insult”

They launched into a play-by-play of how the counselor interview went

                                               In The Past

“Why hello theeeree…ttoba! Yes.” said the ginger scanning the given resume paper.

“Yea, that’s me..um, you’re David-you kinda run the place around here?”

Ttoba delivered the last line with a fiehn gesture and awkward smile…interviews are never comfortable. Thankfully, the tall camp counselor was not the type to let a single soul feel out of place or unwelcome in Cameron Campbell’s Camp Campbell Summer Camp.

“Oh, well I wouldn’t say that. I and my fellow camp counselor Gwen work together to make sure every camp camper has the greatest camp experience ever!” The ginger delivered with enthusiasm

Ttoba smiled at the cheery attitude of the counselor. :3

“So um… how does this work?” Ttoba asked

“Oh, ha! That’s easy, I’ll just ask a few standard questions to make sure you meet the requirements and will be a good fit for our camp-although Camp Campbell is not a place to judge or discriminate” He explained

Ttoba relaxed as the atmosphere of the mess hall calmed down with the chirpy nature of the camp counselor.

“So first question… do you have any history with cultist activity?” he asked as if he was asking you for the time

“I-uh-jeezus what?”

“Okay, I know that sounds bad but we’ve had some… troubled history here at camp Campbell. Nothing to be alarmed of!”

The only thing going through ttobas head was what the hell did Sabby get me into?

                                                In The Present

Sab: sooo- the interview went well?

Ttobeeb: it went awesome- I got hired on the freaking spot!

Sab: BIIIINCH that’s great! You’re gonna love it here, that little shit max isn’t gonna know what hit him.

Ttoba giggled they’ve heard many stories about “that little dick max at summer camp” any they couldn’t wait to meet him and the rest of the odd crew with a whole summer of adventures ahead of them.

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CBFL’S Pt.2

A week later all the Camp Camp Campers were sitting outside waiting for their daily announcement. As usual Neil, Max, and Nikki were sitting close together guessing what bullshit activities David had planned for that day.

“I bet it will be another useful life skill like rope tieing or some shit” Max said

“I don't know” Neil said, dragging out the first syllable “He seems pretty excited, do you think we're getting some sorta surprise?” he theorized

Nikkis pig tails perked up at the mention of a surprise

“Ooh-Ooh! Do you think? What kinda surprise is it? Do you think it's cake? Or money? Or presents? Freedom?!” She listed

“Whatever it is it's probably lame” Max replied, sitting up as the three Camp Counselors lined up in front of the whole group.

David in front, Gwen, and Sabby on the opposite sides of him.

“Okay kids, okay kids, settle down now” David requested

“So, some of you may be wondering what our new camp-tivity is today!”

Many campers replied with a pained groan

“Well, I'll be happy to announce that today, from now on, someone new will be joining us and all our fun activities here, at Camp Campbell!”

Instead of an expected cheer, most campers gladly showed their distaste of another newcomer.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” a voice rang out through the crowd

“We're getting another new camper? Remember last time that happened?” Max pointed out

“While the last time we had a new camper join the gang, things did go a little south…”  A blush rose to David's face as he reminisced about his little outburst at Jeremy Fartz.   “(Ahem) this time will be different because we're not getting a new camperrr….”

There was a beat

“We are getting a new camp counselor!!”  He shouted

Next to him, Sabby beamed

“My argument still stands David, remember last time we got a new counselor?”  Max continued

“Hey! I put out that fire!-you little shit biscuit.” Sab defended herself, quietly tacking on the last part

“I'm not talking about you, although you are quite the piece of work” He quipped

Sab glared and rolled her eyes at the angsty ten year old.

“I'm talking about that time your bat-shit insane doppelganger stopped by and tried to-y'know sacrifice the whole camp?” He yelled out

“Yes Max, I realize our past encounter was not ideal but-”

“No! It was terrible! And it didn't get much better when that one crawled in and kept on trying to hit on him.” He shouted, pointing to the smol brunette camp leader.

“Boiii, I know you did just not.” Sabby seethed

“Oh, I just did” he sneered “And there is no way any of us are going to put up with yet another walking, talking, piece of trash excuse for a camp counselor!”

Just then the bright yellow Camp Mobile came barreling through the camp grounds and made a stop in front of the group-hitting David in the process- and the yellow doors swung open

“New guys here”

Ttoba stepped out, still reeling from extreme bus ride

“BIIIIIINCH!!” yelled out the smoler counselor as she tackle hugged her friend in a long awaited arrival.

“Thank goodness you're here, everything is already turning to shit”

“...It's only 9:30 in the morning?” they replied

Sab grabbed her friend by the shoulders

“Welcome to Camp Campbell”

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okay- I just wanna go on record to say, @ttoba and @justcallmesabby are the sweetest people on planet earth.

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CBFL’S

Jesus hecking christ

That was pretty much the only thing going through ttobas head as they were standing outside the mess hall of the tucked away camp of Camp Campbell.

“I can't believe I just fuckin did that”

they said keeping their voice low and hands shaking with post interview nervous-citement as they scrambled to grab their phone out of one of their jacket pockets to spread the news.

ttobeeb: jhc sab- you won't believe how it went

Sab: spill the deets binch!!

Ttoba laughed at the use of their frequently used “non-insult”

They launched into a play-by-play of how the counselor interview went

                                               In The Past

“Why hello theeeree...ttoba! Yes.” said the ginger scanning the given resume paper.

“Yea, that's me..um, you're David-you kinda run the place around here?”

Ttoba delivered the last line with a fiehn gesture and awkward smile...interviews are never comfortable. Thankfully, the tall camp counselor was not the type to let a single soul feel out of place or unwelcome in Cameron Campbell's Camp Campbell Summer Camp.

“Oh, well I wouldn't say that. I and my fellow camp counselor Gwen work together to make sure every camp camper has the greatest camp experience ever!” The ginger delivered with enthusiasm

Ttoba smiled at the cheery attitude of the counselor. :3

“So um… how does this work?” Ttoba asked

“Oh, ha! That's easy, I'll just ask a few standard questions to make sure you meet the requirements and will be a good fit for our camp-although Camp Campbell is not a place to judge or discriminate” He explained

Ttoba relaxed as the atmosphere of the mess hall calmed down with the chirpy nature of the camp counselor.

“So first question… do you have any history with cultist activity?” he asked as if he was asking you for the time

“I-uh-jeezus what?”

“Okay, I know that sounds bad but we've had some... troubled history here at camp Campbell. Nothing to be alarmed of!”

The only thing going through ttobas head was what the hell did Sabby get me into?

                                                In The Present

Sab: sooo- the interview went well?

Ttobeeb: it went awesome- I got hired on the freaking spot!

Sab: BIIIINCH that's great! You're gonna love it here, that little shit max isn't gonna know what hit him.

Ttoba giggled they've heard many stories about “that little dick max at summer camp” any they couldn't wait to meet him and the rest of the odd crew with a whole summer of adventures ahead of them.

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Blue- Chapter 1

Dont sugar coat it, winter sucks. It's cold and you can't go anywhere so if you have no food you're fucked and if the power goes out that leaves  you with a slow icy descent into death. Still though the quiet atmosphere through the city is  nice change of pace rather than the usual screams, horns, and lazer sounds of battle.

Behind the twinkling lights and warm sweaters it's a cold white oblivion.

Vav was chillin at home trying to separate himself as much as possible to the cold outside world, he was leisurely watching the news lady report on the seasonal weather in front of the cheesy green screen backround warning everyone to stay inside due to an oncoming storm  while patiently waiting for his water to heat up over the stove to make some long awaited hot chocolate. X-ray chooses to take advantage of the low crime activity from the high snow piling through the streets of their protected city, to sit in his basement bedroom playing as many video games as his electricity bill can handle leaving his “partner in crime-stopping” to his own peace quiet peace in his flat.

The “peace and quiet” however was broken abruptly when three thumps came from his front door. “X-ray?” Vav called as he straightened up from his counter to open his door, not bothering to look through the peep hole.

“Bloody hell!”

The visitor had proved not to be his partner but instead the aggressive bear-man he and X-ray had encountered time again. He grabbed his friend by the shoulder and pulled him into his apartment. “You look terrible!”

He really did, usually Mogar looked as if he could take down an entire pack of his own kind  no problem, but standing in his door way he looked akin to an abandoned cat in an alleyway standing in his door way shivering his arse off covered in snow (a severe lack of clothing didn't help) and it borderline scared Vav when he realized mogar seemed considerably skinnier then when he last saw him.

The hero continued to push the warrior further into his apartment to sit him down on the couch. “What the hell happened to you buddy?” there was a beat as the colder of the two tried to talk through the slight chattering of his teeth “..i-it….it got... c-cold.” “Oh!, right”  His went and grabbed the nearest blanket in the vicinity, a thick knit looking wool blanket thankfully and draped it over his friend's shoulders and swaddling him with the rest of the baby blue and pastel pink blanket. He sat beside his swaddled friend rubbing his hands down both sides of his arms in a valiant attempt to warm him up faster so he could finally explain himself.

When the shivering started to fade into its final stages, a high pitched whistling erupted from the small square that is Viv's kitchen. “Oh!” he exclaimed, britishly “perfect timing yes yes!” He hopped up from the couch as Mogar turned to give him a confused look and continued to watch Vav fly around the squarespace grabbing multiple mugs filling them with water and tearing open small paper packages dumping a weird brown powder into both mugs and topping it off with milk (and maybe a little whipped cream for vav’s but shhhhh)

Vav hurried back to the couch before slowly lowering himself down next to his frozen buddy and handing him a mug. Mogar took the mug but eyed vav warily not knowing what the hell he just handed to him. Vav took note of the confusion in his eyes but chose to give him a cheeky grin

“You're supposed to drink it, like this” he said before taking a swig of the chocolate

The other rolled his eyes and tried the drink minding the steam coming off the mug but still managing burning his tongue and the roof of his mouth in the process.

“Augh, shit”

“Okay okay, don't hurt yourself!” Vav exclaimed

They both sat in a short silence as they both finished off their mugs of hot chocolate. Mogar never tasting that type of sugar in his life finished off his mug faster than could take a second sip of his.

Okay buddy, are you ready to tell me what happened?” asked Vav

Mogar glanced away trying to find the right words to explain his dilemma

“You know Mogar uses his mother's milk to heal, correct?”

Vav nods

“Mother is always around to aid Mogar when he loses his strength”

Mogar pauses to look away, a slight look of self-consciousness comes across his face and vav waits patiently for him to continue.

“But, with the weather so cold mother can no longer stick around to aid mogar and his health and needs to travel away, and with nowhere else to go, i've come here.”

Vav puts a had on mogars opposite shoulder and brings him into a hug.

“Oh buddy”

Vav has rarely seen mogar with any other emotion except anger, rage, and aggression. It was downright pitiful to see him even slightly down trot.

“Is that why you've come here then? Without your mum your body can't handle nature like it's used to?”

“Yes, Mogar is usually able to tide over the winter but...” his eyes flick over to the snow currently pelting the corner window “It's gotten bad this year.”

Vav’s mind flashed back to the earlier news report and scrambles to catch the remote off the table and turn up the volume on his below average T.V just in time to hear the reporter tell everyone that they should refrain from any outside activities for the next week unless it's an emergency.

Vav turns to his friend and grins at the adorably confused look on his face.

“Well buddy. Looks like it's going to be one hell of a winter for us” vav says with a smile

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Heyo!

hey there, my name is Ava and i finally decided to try and make a fanfiction account. Expect there to be most Rooster Teeth / Acheviment Hunter alternate universes like X-ray and Vav ELR and the FAHC. ill also hopefully add in some Game Grump stuff too. Ill be happy to take any requests (although be warned i have not mastered tumblr yet so i may mess up every now and again) and keep in mind im still in school but ill try my darndest to keep up with my obviously long awaiting crowd. Wish me luck, and Enjoy reading!