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temult.

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Neil, friend, you are killing me here.

What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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Y'all, if you need a movie to rest your brain with, go watch the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I mean this in the best way ever, you will not be confused, challenged, or forced to follow multiple plotlines. There is no clever twist or gotcha. It's an A to B, sidestep to C plot. The characters are cartoonish and lovely and friendly. There's no macho dude or overly serious genius. And, honestly, they looked like they had fun filming it.

10/10 would recommend for post-panic attack watching.

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Turns out, I was on the verge of a panic attack this day and music was making it worse. Hooray! Back on my meds I guess. 🙃

I swear to the fucking gods that Hozier, Noah Kahan, and Taylor Swift were sent to kill me. I just had a meeting with my supervisor with my eyes red from crying and had to use the phrase "with all due respect, if I told you why I'm crying you'll have me committed." To which he responded "Taylor Swift release, am I right?"

Sir, if it were only that I would be FINE but you mean to tell me that I have to live life sad and forever heartbroken while some Irishman growls that future is so bright it's burning, some dork from Vermont says that he has a broken bone in his hand so he can't tighten his grip but will never let you go, and some sociopath with puzzles that rival the Zodiac killer screams that she can do it all with a broken heart?? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE???

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I swear to the fucking gods that Hozier, Noah Kahan, and Taylor Swift were sent to kill me. I just had a meeting with my supervisor with my eyes red from crying and had to use the phrase "with all due respect, if I told you why I'm crying you'll have me committed." To which he responded "Taylor Swift release, am I right?"

Sir, if it were only that I would be FINE but you mean to tell me that I have to live life sad and forever heartbroken while some Irishman growls that future is so bright it's burning, some dork from Vermont says that he has a broken bone in his hand so he can't tighten his grip but will never let you go, and some sociopath with puzzles that rival the Zodiac killer screams that she can do it all with a broken heart?? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE???

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Ngl the answer couldn’t be more perfect

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

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Feel free to ignore, just need somewhere to rant.

Growing older is a scam. Worse, it is good only for cracking apart every little bit of happiness as it crops up. I have worked so hard to cultivate some inner peace and heal from the things in my life that have left me scarred and scared and then...

Confronting the imminent loss of people I love and the powerlessness of being across a fucking ocean from them is fucking awful. I want to help and I can't. I can only brace myself for bullshit incoming and the resentment of not being there.

Having to gentle parent the parent figures who were not gentle to you is... hard.

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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How single am I? My eye doctor jokingly said 'oh, those are some good looking vessels' when looking at my retinal scan and I got flustered.

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“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

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So many people. Staring directly at the sun. Like morons.