Pro-wrestling sideblog for @sybilius. Mainly puroresu (DDT, NOAH, some NJPW), occasional AEW. I ship wrestlers and write fic sometimes. Occasional kayfabe analysis, mainly deranged posting about the fake punch theatre. Welcome!
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everyone deserves to dream
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willowwrestles: Happy Summer Solstice🏖️👙☀️🥰
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Actually I love that in my Jaykada with past Finjay dynamic, Okada has BOTH the things that Jay and Finlay have mental torture about. And he is so completely normal about it
#jay: sex terrifies me and i dont want it and yet i want someone to push me to my limits as a pain slut so bad. this is terrible.#finlay: i want to inflict pain in a sex way. this is scary and terrible. AND i want to do it to the ace guy i am super down bad for. WORST.#okada: im big and asexually normal. fun to see jay squirm. like a bug i get to poke. anyways back to fishing.#syb speaks
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Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.
There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.
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In wrestling they don't say "I love you" they do your signature move in a high stakes match against somebody else showing how your presence in their life has changed them, how your movements have found their way into their own muscle memory, and how in their moments of desperation in search of personal valour they look to you, perhaps without even realising it, and I think that's beautiful
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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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Does anyone want a really pretty darn good ticket to AEW Summer Blockbuster? For reasons involving Ticketmaster sucking I had to buy two tickets so my friend could sit next to me so I could try to convert them so now I have three killer seats. I'll take whatever. Merch money, lunch money, appreciative thanks, lukewarm thanks from someone who clearly really wants to go, etc.
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this hit me like a truck
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Swerve it's the middle of the afternoon on the coast of southern Italy, you should be chilling on a yacht after swimming in the Mediterranean ocean or wandering the ancient city streets with your beautiful friends and getting mildly day drunk on limoncello shots, there is absolutely no need to act like this, stop showing your hand.
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he said “😛”
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me on tumblr dot com liking all the posts with swerve sticking his tongue out with the staple in it

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I bound Eddie Kingston’s promos
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Yes I did another miniature bind, because I learned so much after binding Raven’s Promos. But as it turns out I didn’t learn enough. I fucked up the printing/signatures settings 3 separate times and only noticed after I had already printed and cut it. Lol. Could’ve guessed that page 7 and page 153 weren’t meant to be in the same signature. Oh whoops.
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But once I got everything printed and cut (and I figured out that my industrial guillotine could be used for this type of cutting as well, I’m actually very smart thank you very much) I could finally get to folding and sewing. And from then on it was easy sailing.
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#YOU DESERVE IT chants#but seriously op this is gorgeous. so happy for both you and eddie#you because you got the honor of recognition and him because DAMN DAMN#that really is an incredible piece of art you made honoring his work#eddie kingston#fan art
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guy whos seen like 30 minutes of raw once: pro wrestling is just gay porn
guy who's watched wwe/aew regularly for a couple months: pro wrestling is an art form that demands a lot of care and respect, it requires physicality and craftsmanship and the amount of dedication that these people have for their craft is admirable
guy who has put more time into watching wrestling than we really need to discuss: yeah a lot of this is just gay porn
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Im happy big & sexually normal
#finally. someone who understands what to do with#jay white#his thighs. the pink lion outfit. the sweaty sad blood#perfect no notes#imagining him eating pathetic post exile spaghetti factory#in america ofc cause he just lost to eddie#fan art#njpw#real winners room
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what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood
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