so i've been told the tumblr girlies (gender neutral) might appreciate silly wrestling shirts so please feel free to have a look at my shop full of silly wrestling shirts, please and thx.
Starting with “ready, go!” is also pro-wrestling. The use of magnificent mid-air attacks is also pro-wrestling. The collision of body and body, of technique against technique, is also pro-wrestling. Hitting someone with a trash can is also pro-wrestling. Breaking the rules is also pro-wrestling, and following the rules is also pro-wrestling. Fighting inside the ring is also pro-wrestling, and fighting outside of the ring is also pro-wrestling. Pro-wrestling is freedom!"
Deathmatch wrestling lead-up promos need to start including arts and crafts sections for the fucked up boards and stuff. I’m talking like “I’m gluing forks to a board while talking about how badly I’m going to fuck you up personally by slamming you into it, and then there’s a little kissy as they glue in the last fork.”. it would be fun >:)