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Stepping into my mind palace

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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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getting in the car I’ve left parked in the sun all day

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Recently, I made a bold decision: I rented a modest but safe apartment, far from dangerous border areas, and enrolled my children in a private school so they could resume their education.

-UNICEF indicated that 625,000 school-aged children have been deprived of education for an entire year, with over 45,000 six-year-old children joining this crisis—putting them at risk of missing a second academic year.-(Source)

It was a real attempt to return to the bare minimum of a normal life—sleeping in beds, doing homework on desks, washing their hands in a real bathroom.

- According to a report published by The Guardian in September 2024, 90% of public schools in Gaza and all 12 universities have been damaged or destroyed due to Israeli bombardment.- (Source)

My son Adam, who is 6 years old, went to kindergarten for the first time. He saw toys and books he'd never seen before, and he didn’t want to leave. It was his first true moment of joy.

My name is Enas Majed, and I’m a Mother of four:

Layan, 11 years old, in 6th grade

Sarah, 9 years old, in 4th grade

Adam, 6 years old, in kindergarten

Amir, a 10-month-old baby, born during this war

The war robbed Layan and Sarah of a year and a half of schooling. That time is gone—and now we’re trying to make up for it. We can’t afford to lose this school year too, even if continuing their education feels like a risk.

Trying to provide both education and shelter during a war isn’t a luxury—it’s a necessity for survival. Without it, my children’s future could disappear in the smoke and fear.

This month, I managed to cover:

Apartment rent: $700

School fees: $100

School supplies: $100

Today, I’m asking for your help to secure these basic needs for the next 6 months—covering $800 to $900 per month—for rent and continued education.

Over the past year and a half of war, we’ve spent all our savings just to survive—on food, shelter, and fleeing from danger.

All that remains is a small amount with my brother abroad, saved to help us possibly emigrate to a safe country—our only hope for long-term survival.

Your support isn’t just a donation—it’s a lifeline. A way to protect a family, give four children a chance to learn, and keep a roof over their heads in one of the most dangerous places on earth.

Your help keeps us standing. Your compassion helps us stay human.

Thank you for standing with us.

The campaign link on GoFundMe for anyone who wants to contribute to my children's education ❤️‍🩹

My campaign has been verified ~ vetted by @/gazavetters number #644

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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i'm late to the party but happy pride month (based on a comic that i found on know your meme that i really wanted to redraw)

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While you’re here, i want to tell you about nader. His family has had to suffer the attack on gaza for a great deal of time now, but thankfully his campaign is now very close to its goal, which should help them get to safety.

The genocide on gaza has destroyed many things, and cut short many lives. With your help, nader ans his family can be safe!

Please, help them get there!

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Too much effort too little skill

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no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf

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Bugs Bunny flashed his pussy at Batman a la Basic Instinct

MultiVersus: Collision Detected #2 - "Sequence Breaking" (2024) written by Bryan Q. Miller art by Jon Sommariva & Matt Herms

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Rabbi Moshe De Leon Discusses Theology With Goku - Coño Culo, 14th century

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UPDATE: URGENT SUPPORT REQUIRED

PLEASE READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH—UPDATED 17 May 2025

Due to outrageously high processing fees, the family seven-year-old Omar still has not raised enough funds to do Omar’s complete skin graft.

Now, they are trapped near Jabaliya by IOF attack. They need to arrange transportation out of the area NOW to avoid being killed by IOF death squads! They cannot move by foot due to their injuries, they NEED transportation out of the area NOW!!!**

Current: €7,645 EUR

New temporary goal: €8,100 EUR

Need to raise: €450 EUR (about $500 USD)

More information in this thread.

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Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then