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Hey there.

It's been a while since I've been on here, hasn't it?

I just wanted to come on and remind you to take care of yourselves. Okay? Food, water, meds, cleans, all of it!! You're worth the effort it takes. <3

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i forgor tihs lbog exist

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feeling bad all the time, but everywhere i look and everything i look at makes me feel a million times worse. that means its time for a break, rite? hopefully ill come back with something !

see yall soon! <3 dont forget to take care of urselves ok????

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ANTI AI PATROL (not saying you use it, just keep reading)

THIS IS NOT A TEST

If you use apple products:

GO TO SETTINGS AND GO TO THE APPS YOU USE TO WRITE, DRAW, COMPOSE, ETC AND DEACTIVATE THE "SHARE WITH THIRD PARTIES" OPTION OR SOMETHING SIMILAR, AS THAT LETS THEM FEED IT TO AI

If you use tumblr (which like, you do)

GO TO THE BLOG'S SETTINGS AND DEACTIVATE "SHARE WITH THIRD PARTIES", ITS SONEWHERE DOWN UNDER THE ASKS SETTINGS

THIS ONE IS WORSE CAUSE IT ALSO FEEDS FROM YOUR REBLOGS, SO ANYTHING YOU REBLOG ALSO GETS FED INTO THE MACHINE

PLEASE ANSWER THIS ASK EVEN WITH A DOT SO OTHER PEOPLE KNOW

Again, THIS IS NOT A TEST 🚨🚨🚨

It's under Visibility, and there's an option to prevent it you can turn on. (Just in case it's changed since this it was sent)

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anyway ill be here very occasionally. i did move to @fanofthelamb (not a faker I PROMMYYYYYYY) if anyone missed that im gonna go eat brekky and draw some stuff CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HAHAHAH IM BACK IN THIS ACCOUND I FOUND MY LOGIN LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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What ten years of missing your husband does to you.

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Dipping a chicken nugget into Honey Mustard... the wet... the cold... it reminds me of entering his Hole.

I wish I was dipping my Member inside of Kermit rather than my Nugget into Mustard!

Note: This will likely be the last horny post for some time. I feel my Dark Side waking up. The violence will not sleep much longer...

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From twitter meme

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Ah man I wanna draw my character in these outfits!

*doesnt draw*

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YIPPEE!!! 1K..! And for the 1K special?

Im moving blogs. I’ll post it here when I have it spiffied up a lil more.

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Are you gonna post your bad end pictures to reddit?

i still think about this sometimes. would i even survive reddit if they knew of my au. would THEY even survive if they knew of my au? would we just both perish horribly like romeo and juliet

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I'm just curious as to why shamura would have spouses or lovers? What were they for?

(btw I love your content❤️)

Oh yes, I'll explain about these pages ehehe

BIG LORE ABOUT LOVERS

Shamura never had a love interest in mortals, although it might seem otherwise. They used them for their own needs and simply got rid of them, as shown in the frame with Narinder. Many followers loved their bishop and even knew what fate awaited them anyway, they themselves went into their nets. And Shamura doesn’t hide this part from their followers either. That's why they can find all this in their temple and decide for themselves whether they are ready for this or not.

One way or another, speaking about these lovers, few are worthy of becoming them, Shamura is selective in this regard. You can't even think about marrying a bishop, because in their reality it's impossible. In ancient times, Shamura used marriages only for gain, all this is fiction without any love, and then, marriages were supposed only with deities, like themselves. But, during all this time, Shamura never got married. They hated other deities and achieved everything on their own. Although they might consider some equal or worthy, their worldview prevailed. So it turns out that they hate deities and cannot stand mortals, at least marriages give mortals advantages, and this is not beneficial for the Bishop of War. Marriages would give their followers influence over them, somehow control them, which they don't like at all.

All these short romances with mortals are mostly about fulfilling some of Shamura's desires. I mentioned selectivity, and it is that virtually all of Shamura's lovers are those who have proven themselves in a duel with them, which didn't always mean victory for the follower, but for potential warriors they were valued. Therefore, not everything ended so sadly, but it did not flow into any sublime and deep feelings, the bishop simply used them until the death of the follower. Someone would get on their nerves ahead of time and they would get rid of the particularly annoying ones by walling them up in a cocoon. Which, by the way, is not simple in its essence. Now I'm going to tell you a crazy thought. But all these cocoons on the ceiling are literally like wine infusing. I will not describe all the details of the process, but from the followers only the skeleton remains in them, and Shamura uses everything else for their own purposes, as a delicacy. Respect to these chosen followers, their skeletons are eventually stored in the catacombs beneath the temple, where Shamura has quite a few different crypts and secret libraries. The difference here is that the follower is sacrificed to the bishop and the bishop's own hand puts you to death. And for the second part, it’s not like an enemy. Lmao, killed, but with respect.

I forgot to mention, but not to mention the final outcome, Shamura treats their lovers a little better than ordinary followers, but does not tolerate their desire to get something in return from the bishop. Yes, they can reward you with knowledge, but they will not give you power or part of their powers (As with their disciples, using ichor, turning into large monsters) just like that. This still needs to be achieved, and simple expressions of devotion or sympathy will not be enough.

And also, Shamura's disciples ≠ lovers. For them, having romances at work is unacceptable. And they would rather refuse and get rid of such disciples if they found out about their love for them. It's just not profitable to train such people.

So the relationship with Shamura is really about the spider slowly testing you and poisoning. And eventually, you, as a resource, become unusable and are disposed of. There is no talk of any love here, because this is exactly how real deities behave.

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I’m also gonna throw these at y’all too. Since I post so little now IM SO SORRY orz

Doodles for friends ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 (Spider, Hannah, spider, and aychama (I’m not gonna spam tag bc I’m feeling a little shy HDHFJEJSNRNR SORRY)

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idk if i ever posted this here? but here :3

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I don’t think I’ve posted anything about it here because it’s just a bsky thing but I wanted to just let the people know. Vitas got a lil taller. This Shamura is 5’2. Thank you for your time.

@paintpaintpaintman is the proud owner of the worlds cutest kambucha

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these are my mutuals. they know who they are