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Update, he doesn't remember a fucking thing

Fuckkkk this is good right? But i remember everything so its not.
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Nah so yesterday fucked me up so bad I'm going gym on a Sunday.
Like yall don't understand, any horniness you've seen from me has been faked since I started my antidepressants last year. Im on stronger ones now and I was fighting for my fucking life to get away from this man ive found extremely hot for the last 3 years.
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You know what.
Ladies im sorry.
I never truly understood those tiktoks about how terrifying it is when girls are play fighting their boyfriends and then they realise how much stronger their bf is.
Except i don't have a boyfriend. And im not a girl. And it was my drunk 20 odd years older bestfriend whos straight and not single.
And the grip he had on my wrists was crazy. I hit the gym a lot and I even struggled.
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I have nobody to talk about this too and you lot have the basics of sunshine protector and my relationship.
For those that don't.
Im a 20 year old male
Hes 43 years old. Straight, male.
We work together. Hes my brother in laws best mate. We are bestfriends
He considers me a son. I have a fat crush on him. His fiancee considers me a son
Their kids considers me.a.brother
Yeah well, just saw his cock. Had to pick his drunk ass up and it led to him flirting with me, telling me he loved me, how he'd give me anything, and he means anything, my virginity and everything, and then I finally get him home and he starts stripping. I check he has his phone, turn around, cock out.
Freaking the fuck out. Because ive probably dreamed about this since I was 18
Hes gonna fucking hate himself in the morning. I hate myself now.
Fuck me
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Sleepy has returned from the dead to join the celebrations for Hulk Hogan finally snuffing it
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As stony was my first ever ship
Mcu stony is 100% just Chris and rdj being that into each other. Like yall know the casual eying each other up, especially their bodies, is not scripted. Like please those two met and instantly fell in love and thought screw it, we will have Tony and Steve show our affections
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Wait if stan lee was supposed to be old man Steve Rogers the entire time.
That means he purposely called Tony, Tony Stank and hand delivered his own parcel to Tony.
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I did it lads, survived my first operation.
Confused af but still
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Hi welcome to the monthly im not dead post.
I've got surgery next week.
Still a lot of mental issues going on.
I'm hoping though once the stress of surgery is over I'll be able to get my motivation back.
But that's just it. I have no motivation for anything atm. Don't remember the last time I sat down and idk watched wrestling or built lego or drawed and don't even get me started on editing.
So hopefully the sleepy you all know and love will be back soon guys. For my sake and yours. :)
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So not only did my two boys win last night, drew and John.
But hunter and shawn kissed again?
Bro Helmsley era going crazyyy
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seen these on Twitter IT LOOKS EVEN MORE INTIMATE FROM THIS ANGLE WTH
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IM LOSING MY MIND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE THIS CANT BE REAL HHHBK IN 2025?!?!?
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Everyone saying the only female characters in the minecraft movie only built a cottage and it hurt them
I'm sorry
I saw those girls kick ass and take names. They quite literally got a higher kill count then aquaman.
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Think my mind misses hbtaker.
Had a dream about them last night in which Shawn was supposed to be the heel and taker the face.
And yet somehow it exposes they are actually together
Because it wasn't a storyline it was Shawn having a mental break down and Vince saw dollar signs and made it public
And taker cares way too much about Shawn then a stupid reputation and isn't afraid to get pda with him.
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"but they are not canon"
Do I look like I give a fuck
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Sleepy posts for the first time in weeks to complain that his therapist is shit
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served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images
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