fantasticpeacewizard

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A tale about friends

One day, I was at the mall. I saw three members of the “squad” (Brent Rivera and co.), Ben Azelart and the Stokes Twins.  I walked over to them and introduced myself. The twins (Alex and Alan) were the warmest people I have ever met. The rest of the squad had scattered to other places. I started by saying “Hey what brings you guys to Washington?” They said, They wanted to look at the monuments and such, and get to know the history of the country. They asked me if I was from the area, and I said I was. I then said, do you guys want to hang? They said absolutely, and wanted to get to know me more. I wanted them to meet my aunts. Then, we went to the food court to eat; The rest of the group met us there. The rest of the group got to know me and we ate and had a good time. Alan announced to the others, “Hey guys, we made a new friend! His name is Wanya, and he’s from the area”.  The others thought it was a weird, but unique name. I got tacos. The twins ate pizza, Ben ate chipotle, Brent ate McDonald’s, Eva ate subway, the Lexis ate Popeyes, Pierson/Andrew ate some Chinese food. Brent told us that once we got our food, meet him at the table closest to the elevator. We all sat at a large table (really three tables combined into one). After we ate, we hit some stores on the second floor. I was literally on cloud 9 with this group. About 45 minutes in, We had entered Nordstrom. I stuck with Brent and Andrew. They saw some outfits and wanted me to try them on that they picked out especially for me. The outfits were more along the summer variety, with a yellow shirt with white shorts. Andrew said, “Here, man. What do you think about this?” I said, “I don't know.” “Well, Try these on. I think you’ll look great in it.” They were sure to measure me and my height beforehand. Brent’s pick was a tight blue shirt with green shorts. He said, “How would you look in this?’ I kind of resisted at first as I said, “Why are you buying me this? I’m not into that.” He said “Why? You’re our new friend and we want to look and smell good man. We’re upgrading your style.” I reluctantly did. I went into the dressing room to try the first of them on, and the two told me it looks great. “We really like you in that outfit, bro. You look stunning,”Andrew said. The next outfit I put on they said, “Dude, you look hot in that! It fits you well!” They got both outfits for me. This is where things begin to sour....five minutes later, one of the twins said they had to use the bathroom, and so did Ben. I went because I had to go as well. The others used it before I met them so they were fine. Once in there, I was really shocked that the two took a stall (there were five of these). They continued to chatter. I was hoping that they probably wanted to pee in the stall instead of the urinal. Boy I was wrong. Ben and Alex told me they need to have a bowel movement, and were going to be there for a while and I could either stick around or wait outside with the others. They warned it may smell a little. I stayed. Ben lowered his pants all the way to the floor. He farted a few times then loudly peed. I heard a series of logs, about 4 or 5, drop into the bowl. He sat and chatted with me for 5 minutes about my day, and I did the same with him while he wiped (i.e. small talk). While Ben started pooping right away, Alex took his time covering the seat with a protector. He also pushed his tight shorts down to his ankles and sat. I heard a continuous plopping of poop into the bowl, lasting about 45 seconds. He then peed and finished fast. He participated in the chat. He stood to wipe, with his butt toward the door. He said that it could take many passes before he was clean. Once he finished, He pulled up his briefs first, adjusting his package carefully before pulling up his shorts and coming out. He said he felt better afterward.  It left me really shaken up. I told them why didn't you go before you came? Alex said, “you know, sometimes it may hit you out of nowhere, even if you didn’t have to go when you left home”. After all that we continued to shop around. The twins got me two outfits to try on, a red sweatpants with a blue shirt, and an orange shirt with black pants. They wanted to see how it looked on me, so I went into the dressing room again to try them both on, but this time there was someone else occupying the room I had earlier, forcing me to use the one with the huge mirror, which I didn't like. Then, they had a vote with the others on which they should get for me. They decided the latter was the best fit, so they got me that. After two more hours of looking around and hanging out, The younger Lexi wanted me to go home with a big dinner so she bought me my dinner, which I really appreciated. I really didn't care about the younger Lexi at all until that moment. I told them I loved them and gave them my number! They added me to their contacts, and their group chat instantly. I gave them all huge hugs! Here’s what they said:

Andrew: I love you too! Do me a favor: stay safe bro.

Brent: Love you man!

Twins: We love you too! Take care

Lexi: Love You

Lexi 2: Nice meeting you

Ben: love you too buddy

Jeremy: I love you too bro!

Eva: Of course! I love you too

I went home with new cologne, new friends/clothes, and dinner for two nights. I texted Brent when I got home.

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