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LAST DAY TO SUBMIT, DEADLINE IS 12:00 AM CST
AUDITION DEADLINE UPDATE
The Deadline for Submitting Auditions for Entombed Theatric's Fan Production of "The Unwanted Guest" by Tamsyn Muir is Saturday, June 21st, at midnight.
Any last auditions and applications for other forms of involvement must be submitted on Friday, June 20th.
These auditions or applications can be sent in via a DM link to either this account or @fantasy-mixtapes; here, at Casting Call Club; or by any other means easily accessible over the internet (though if not by the first two means, please contact me on either of the two accounts before Friday to make sure your submission will be included).
This information will be added to the individual casting posts on Tumblr, and I will make a few posts just to ensure anyone who would want to audition has the opportunity to!
The support of this project has been so wonderful, not just from the number of auditions and applications already, but also the sheer amount of excitement people have for it. It means a lot to see all of the collaboration, commitment, and raw talent this book series has sown. I love The Locked Tomb, I love telling stories, and I love sharing them with people who care so deeply.
If you have any questions about the submission process, or just the project in general, PLEASE feel free to message, ask, or leave a comment.
And for now - until the rock is rolled away - Happy Alectopause.
#the locked tomb#alectopause#the unwanted guest#et the unwanted guest reading#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#the unwanted guest reading#alecto the ninth#entombed theatrics
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Judith and Coronabeth are crazy because they’re BOTH the knight and they’re BOTH the king
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Hi!
This is a really interesting theory! I would love to hear your opinion on it! I think Corona might’ve been the one who killed Naberius. I think it makes a lot of sense 😊
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57530659/chapters/150595651#workskin
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNinthHouse/s/9hUWcD7h6Q
Oh, that's a really fascinating theory. I'll admit that I already heard about it once, but never in that debt, so thank you very much :) I find it in fact very convincing! For those who haven't read those posts, here a list of the made points and of my own points that convinced me:
The Blood
When the others come in, Ianthe is covered in blood.

And Naberius has most likely been stabbed into his back:

Thing is, if you stab someone like that the blood would spray out of their CHEST. If IANTHE had stabbed him from behind the blood couldn't have hit her. (The blood on his front supports that) This makes only sense if Ianthe's stand right in front of him, and SOMEONE ELSE stabbed him into the back.
(That's a really strong point, I think. You could maybe argue that she needed to use his blood after, and that it comes from this occasion, but as she says a single drop of blood is enough.)
The Rapier
The rapier she used must have weighed at least one kilogram (2 pounds). It's questionable at all if Ianthe could have used it (without Naberius muscle memory), regarding what Corona says about her strenght:

But there's even another point! We can assume that the stab went straight to his heart (or another vulnerable place) and that he was more or less immediately dead. Otherwise he would have probably not held his shocked face. It's rather unlikely that a beginner like Ianthe should do such a precise stab, ESPECIALLY regarding the weight and the fact that she has no idea how to use a rapier.
All that speaks for someone who has advanced rapier skills (like Corona) and does some work-outs. (Yes, I know, she's likely not as good as Babs. But you don't need to be a master duellant to murder someone from behind.)
AND - I'd like to add that, because I find it very important: I see no reason why Ianthe should murder him with a rapier. She is a flesh (and limenal) magican. Isn't it much more likely that she - if she intended to kill Naberius - would use her flesh magic skills to do that? Probably, she could even work more precisely that you ever could with a rapier - and so on. It doesn't make sense that she would use A WEAPON SHE HAS NO IDEA OF, if she actually has a working arsenal of working magical weapons she could use instead. That speaks VERY MUCH for Corona and HER murder.
Suspicious (off-screen) Talks
That's now completely my own point, but I find it to interesting to not mention it: I always assumed that there must have been off-screen talks between the twins (and Naberius) somewhen. They likely followed some kind of evil plan. Naberius says to Corona after her duel with Gideon:

Why not now? What is now? Why is now an especially bad time to do that? It really sounds if they had some kind of plan...
(And btw - I'm pretty sure that Naberius doesn't know that, but the fact alone that Corona trains under this high risk could be a hint that she prepares herself to kill him.)
Then! With the key thing, Corona and Ianthe obviously had a fight... The Bad Blood lasts pretty long:

However, for some reason Corona thinks it's insanely important for Ianthe to know that there are no rules (except Jod) at Canaan House.


(Why is that important? (Does it have to do with killing Babs? Are the later Challenging Scene?))
And after the challenging scene, they seem to be on a good base again.

But I would argue it's not only because of the Challenging Scene, but a clarifying conversation. Because briefly before Corona says to Gideon (during their duel):

And that's another odd hint THEY PLAN something! I think they have one plan Naberius knows (obviously not one where he dies) and at least one of them has the plan to kill him. Maybe they planned that Corona should kill him, so she could take his place. (That would explain Corona's feeling of betrayal even more deeply - Ianthe would in fact have fooled her. Although it's hard to me to feel empathy for betrayals in plans which go over the murder of a childhood friend :D)
To conclude: Now that I think about it, I really can't see a single reason why Ianthe could have killed Babs that way. (Except of that she claims it. But Ianthe has a HISTORY of being untrustworthy and the evidence is clearly against her.) Every point here only makes sense if Corona was the murderer. I'm absolutely convinced 10/10 theory.
PS:
I also think it would explain the shock at Naberius face. Ianthe "Poison Master of his Childhood" Tridentarius killing him would maybe not have been that surprising:

(I find it interesting how he is even in his death unsympathic :D But of course that doesn't free anyone of their guilt.)
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i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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DEADLINE HAS BEEN SET FOR JUNE 21st
AUDITIONS ARE STILL OPEN
Auditions for Palamedes Sextus

Heir to The House of The Sixth, Master Warden of The Library. One of the brightest necromancers of his age. Deceased. Revenant. Know-it-all.
Click here for Production Info
Voice Description
Male Young Adult
Patient, Direct, Thoughtful, Tender
Suggested Accents: English (Northern, London, Standard), but any accent acceptable and encouraged
Audition Lines
No fancy equipment needed, I’m open to accepting any recording I can access, but the easiest way is probably making a shared Google file and messaging me the link. Feel free to send one or more, but you might be asked to send in the rest if only one is sent
“You can do a lot of work with “if.” “If I may”—that’s, of course, a relatively well-documented example of false courtesy. “May I?”—that’s how you ask for permission, when you really want it.”
(As if reciting, dazzled) “And her body was like the chrysolite, and her face as the appearance of lightning, and her eyes as a burning lamp: and her arms, and all downward even to the feet, like in appearance to glittering brass.”
“You can easily prove me wrong, of course. Just open that coffin. If Tern’s body is inside, whole and entire, I’ll be ending my chequered career with a truly spectacular cock-up, and death will seem like a welcome escape. But if it isn’t … well. I wouldn’t bother looking for it anywhere else.”
Thank you so much! I look forward to hearing you!
#the locked tomb#the unwanted guest#the unwanted guest reading#et the unwanted guest reading#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#alectopause#alecto the ninth#palamedes sextus#tlt palamedes#camilla hect#entombed theatrics
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AUDITION DEADLINE UPDATE
The Deadline for Submitting Auditions for Entombed Theatric's Fan Production of "The Unwanted Guest" by Tamsyn Muir is Saturday, June 21st, at midnight.
Any last auditions and applications for other forms of involvement must be submitted on Friday, June 20th.
These auditions or applications can be sent in via a DM link to either this account or @fantasy-mixtapes; here, at Casting Call Club; or by any other means easily accessible over the internet (though if not by the first two means, please contact me on either of the two accounts before Friday to make sure your submission will be included).
This information will be added to the individual casting posts on Tumblr, and I will make a few posts just to ensure anyone who would want to audition has the opportunity to!
The support of this project has been so wonderful, not just from the number of auditions and applications already, but also the sheer amount of excitement people have for it. It means a lot to see all of the collaboration, commitment, and raw talent this book series has sown. I love The Locked Tomb, I love telling stories, and I love sharing them with people who care so deeply.
If you have any questions about the submission process, or just the project in general, PLEASE feel free to message, ask, or leave a comment.
And for now - until the rock is rolled away - Happy Alectopause.
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YESS YESS YESS FINALLY SOMEONE MAKES ONE WITH MY TASTES
My contribution to the alectopause celebration is my finely honed locked tomb playlist:
Each song artisanally hand picked for maximum relevance and general vibes ☠️⚔️
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picturing griddlehark college/otherwise normal aus is so fucking funny. like. you meet this lesbian couple, right. one of them is on a full sports scholarship, she's big, beefy, a little lacking in social skills but obviously happy to try. she swears every other sentence, has a poster of megan fox in transformers in her bedroom like a 13 year old boy. she's got an anime girl phone background. she wears a black choker all the time which does NOT match her otherwise purely sun's-out-guns-out-paired-with-cargo-shorts type wardrobe.
the other one is a full head shorter than her and shaped like a stick, wears exclusively big, shapeless cardigans and skirts that reach her ankles, will not speak to anyone but the beefcake in full sentences if she can avoid it, and visibly has not slept in a week. the one time you convince her to speak, she ends up insulting you in the most unnecessarily graphic and specific terms you have ever heard, gives you a look which singlehandedly curdles every ounce of self-esteem you've ever possessed, and immediately returns her attention to studying.
one day, you finally work up the courage to ask how the fuck they met and why they're dating. they tell you that they both grew up in a small-town christian cult which the stick figure's parents actually led, beat the shit out of each other daily for their entire childhoods, and finally resolved their differences in their late teens and immediately ran away together. the stick figure twitches up a sleeve of her oversize black cardigan to reveal a bracelet made of the beefcake's baby teeth that she personally knocked out of her skull. the beefcake smiles at her like this is the height of romance. the only issue they will acknowledge in their relationship is that when she was little, the stick figure fell madly in love with a painting of the virgin mary and has never quite recovered. they've been married for 3 years. they are 20 years old.
also the beefcake wears the choker because the stick figure said "no" to dog collars in public.
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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???
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SIOBHAN THOMPSON OLD WOMAN YELL HOT
Hey guys I know I’ve been extremely locked tomb core rn and I fucking promise I still will be but please understand me when say …
Zac Oyama old man cowboy hot…….
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