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Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

#goddamn#it's the face WITH the graffiti#you know?#seals#seal!#seals are a fandom#i love being Seal Mutual™#rb
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Today's Seal Is: Yummy Backpack I Eat It Maybe

#I'M SEAL MUTUAL ✨#the best thing about leopard seals is that they are so fucking Shape#seals#seals are a fandom
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you know when the seal in that one video doesn't want to swim and cries "l'egg!!!" in protest
I feel like that
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I do love the monsterfucking & romance genre so so much, but I refuse to get into the monster shifting bullshit. So he's a werewolf or a dragon or a vampire or [insert any monster here], which is great, awesome even - but you only find him hot when he shifts to his human form?? weak. pathetic. you need to open your mind I don't want no oiled up, dehydrated, tiktok thirst trap looking ass dude with the most generic haircut you can possibly imagine. when I say I want to fuck the monster I mean THE MONSTER
#I was so devastated by this trend in TF fanfic that I wrote the Kate/Starscream fics#in which she variously rents a forklift and risks an industrial accident to fuck a 22 tonne fighter jet#🙏🙏🙏#op you are SO correct
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squish squish
#starscream#tf#tf art#rb#ooooh i love this#i like his slitted eyes and the idea that he's showing this to an audience#as implied by the outward facing direction of the hands in frame 2#like... who is the audience... a bot? a human character? us the viewer? 👁️#anyway this is cool i like him
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Idk how to explain Percy’s scope other than laser pointer
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Really, really admire you! Are there any other TF fanfic writers you really like too?
@fascinationex and @neveralarch are absolutely incredible, I think I've said this before, they're probably tired of me tagging them
(And this sounds pretty said but I don't read a lot of fic these days 😔 so if anyone has any author recommendations please put them in the replies or reblogs. I love all the big pairings and I've heard there are some pretty good Meg/Op about after the TF1 movie )
#it's me :)#spoon is like 10% of the megastar tag and therefore i suspect is well known. but i'm seconding the recommendation for neveralarch!
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Eepy boys
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I know you're more into Transformers at this moment, but would you happen to have any recs for good HP fics?
Hey, Anon! I haven't read Harry Potter fics in aaaages. I am also not sure what kind of HP fics you're looking for, or what you think of as good. It's a really big fandom.
I'll give it a shot, though. I've dug these 4 out of my bookmarks for you. You may already have read all of them, but I hope you either find something fun and new or you rediscover an old favourite.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/13475685
Making Rent by Mixelation is a Yu-Gi-Oh/HP crossover but it's really good so give it a shot if you're willing to read both. It's probably the fic on this list I would recommend most strongly, personally. Ginny/Luna.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/360865
Harry Potter and the Really Round-About Way of Finding a Horcrux by floweringjudas has that very "LJ-era fanfic" vibe, so if you like that it will be ideal! Percy/Harry.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6334630
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer is basically one of those "Dark Harry" type fics except it subverts all the Dark Harry genre vibes and doesn't detach the golden trio from one another. Gen.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/164479
Old Country by astolat is a Supernatural/Harry Potter crossover. Published more than 15 years ago, it is now old enough that maybe some people — potentially people who were like 5 at the time — haven't read it yet. Dean/Sam.
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Good luck out there, Anon.
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Catformers but colored
#oh! they are wonderful!#i love spindly long necked soundwave and knock out with his ridiculous fluffiness#yes yes yes#rb#tf art#tf
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For the Represent Zine on @allsparkzines, I was given the honor of creating one of their stretch goal goodies, and I’m proud to reveal this piece featuring Praveen Satvinder/Perceptor and Sun Byeong-Ho/Brainstorm to that end!
You can pry these magazine covers from my cold, dead hands, and you can get this piece as a 5x7 print if we reach the goal of 75 physical copies ordered, so go go go, don’t let these science lads down! (PERCEPTOR ESPECIALLY they had to bribe him to get him away from his research—Brainstorm JUMPED at the chance).
Featuring also my personal designs for Turbofoxes!
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I've always liked the forest better
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when i younger i had a crush on a radio tower. like, a specific one. he was my tall red-eyed loverboy and every day on the way to and from school i would take comfort in the fact that my love was watching over me like a guardian angel. at one point he started appearing in my dreams as a many-voiced winged being of wires and dials. honestly i still think younger me had taste, but i know i'm mentally ill now so i can usually rationalize my way out of simping for a broadcast pylon.

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back with my cringe yuri and other stuff
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A friend sent me a video of a seal "battling" a blanket, and I thought of you :D 🦭
😌 I love to be everyone's certified Seal Mutual, haha
#ask#seals#steelthroat#aside: it was very novel to get an ask notification and have it be from an actual person
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Today's Seal Is: Ball Of Sand

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if I'd been smarter I'd have included a mandatory scene with clawhand Ultra Magnus in this fic idea honestly
think of all the awkwardness you could fit into that scene
(429) Jack Darby gets badly hurt in an Autobot v Decepticon battle when he interferes to save Arcee with a timely distraction. After a short period of agony, he loses his left hand and most of the arm.
Ratchet helps replace his arm with the most badass cybertornian prosthetic.
Everyone he knows, from his mum June to Agent Fowler to Sierra from school to Arcee to actual Megatron somehow, has an opinion about his missing and replaced limb — which is interesting because Jack... just doesn't have that many opinions, himself. He saved Arcee. Losing his arm is bad, sure, and there's a learning curve to the prosthetic, but he has no regrets.
Today's fic idea is: the loss of Jack's arm is a federal fucking issue to everyone who still has two arms, and not at all to Jack, who would really love to stop having this conversation already.
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