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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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Kera magazine ☆ (May 2004) ｡⋆ ˚ ｡☆

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Crédits @MaryXi

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why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

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they call it the nuclear family because if you dont evacuate in time

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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

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"I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not."

Joe Biden - American Politician

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it rocks to meet people who have traveled the world and theyre like sooo spiritual then like 100% of the time u find out they're rich they're just from a wealthy family so they don't have to fuck around with the rest of us peons they can simply afford to fuck off and focus on reading and meditating and blah blah me when i dont have to work to survive. then they hit u with that "follow my spiritual journey on substack" no i won't bitch

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