âȘ   đđĄ'đ á”Ê°á” đ©đđ°đ± đŽđ°đ«đ”đ°đźđŻđ» .  (  a  collection  of sentence starters from disneyâs 2014 film  into the woods .  adjust  phrasing as  necessary .)
the king is giving a festival !
i wish the walls were full of gold , i wish a lot of things .
sometimes i wonder whatâs going on in that head of yours .
what are you doing ? Â stop your pretending .
are you certain of your way ?
the way is clear , the light is good .
the woods are just trees , the trees are just wood .
are you really wearing that ?
itâs not what i wish , itâs what you wish .
i couldâve turned him into stone . or a dog . or a chair .
a small price to pay for what you stole from me .
well , thatâs another story . nevermind , anyway .
sorry , iâm still not mollified .
how could you do that ?
your father was no father , so why should you be ?
weâre starving , [ name ] ! donât you understand that ?
we have to live , i donât care how .
look what i found . here , take this .
no , i can do this on my own .
it may be all in vain , you know .
i have no fear , nor no one should .
careful not to lose the way .
whatâs your rush ? youâre missing all the flowers .
look what youâre ignoring .
why do you think i asked you to do it in the first place ?
get me what i need âŠÂ get me what i need !
youâd look pretty foolish .
iâd rather a wolf than you any day !
you shouldnât be here , itâs not safe in these woods .
i was just trying to help .
we have one chance . donât you see that ?
iâm not sure iâm cut out to be a father .
if you canât do this for yourself , canât you at least do it for me ?
donât you look lovely today , my dear ?
i brought your favorite .
i canât believe i just did that .
wait a minute , i never thanked you .
iâm sorry . i shouldâve known better .
i had been so careful , i never had cared .
he made me feel excited , well âŠÂ excited and scared .
they will not protect you the way they should .
nice is different than good .
isnât it nice to know a lot âŠÂ and a little bit not ?
oh , get your head out of the clouds !
i just need to catch my breath .
arenât you the lucky one ?
please donât let them know that iâm here .
iâve never lied to royalty before .
itâs not quite what i expected .
youâre free to do whatever pleases you .
steal what you can and run !
youâre back again , only different than before .
i never even reached home .
who cares ? get it back .
get away from me with that , you fool .
i shouldnât have yelled .
i will make things right , and we can carry on with our lives .
will you go ? please . go .
when the one thing you want âŠÂ is the only thing out of your reach .
the woods can be a dangerous place .
i thought you were returning home !
do you mean youâre going to let me stay with you ?
perhaps it will take two of us to have this child .
i thought one was enough , itâs not true . it takes two of us .
when the journey was tough , it took two of us .
at home iâd fear weâd stay the same forever .
what did i clearly say ?  what were you not to do ?
what have i been to you ? what would you have me be ?
i embarrass you . you are ashamed of me .
donât you know whatâs out there in the world ?
someone has to shield you from the world . stay with me .
who out there could love you more than i ?
the world is dark and wild .
stay a child while you can be a child .
i gave you protection , and yet you disobeyed me .
where youâre going , no one will ever see you again .
whichever you pick , do it quick .
itâs fun to deceive when you know you can leave , but you have to be wary .
at home , they donât care . iâm better off there , where thereâs nothing to choose so thereâs nothing to lose .
wait , please !  i havenât much time .
that makes no sense !
what is that you have in your hand ?!
i would recognize these beautiful eyes anywhere .
is that you ? iâm blind , i canât see .
you couldâve been killed !
i was just thinking of the greater good .
i donât have the constitution .
as long as i can be no help , iâm going to hide .
i donât know where they think theyâre going .
this is who i truly am , my dear .
why did you run off ?
i will not come with you .
you leave me no choice .
i shouldnât complain .
iâm not allowed to leave the palace unescorted .
if youâd like , you can come with me .
i shall not forget you , and how alive youâve made me feel .
youâre hurting me !
stop , stop ! i said stop !
this is all my fault .
remorse will get you nowhere .
when youâre dead , youâre dead !
this is no time to be soft - hearted !
youâre responsible , youâre the one to blame . itâs your fault !
youâre all liars and thieves .
youâll just do what you do .
it doesnât matter if weâre together or apart .
iâm sorry , i did a foolish thing .
i didnât realize , i was being careless . selfish .
you stole and got caught and did what you do !
i hated myself . i ran away from my guilt and shame .
arenât you making the same mistake ?
be better than me .
i knew you wouldnât give up .
that doesnât matter , now .
first , weâll need a weapon .
i did not recognize you , what are you doing here ?
maybe iâm not your only love .
if you love me , why did you stray ?
i thought that if you were mine , i would never wish for more .
i was raised to be charming , not sincere .
i think you should go .
iâm glad youâre here to help me .
you are not alone . no one is alone .
youâll do nothing of the kind .
what he did was wrong . he should be punished .
itâs not as easy as that .
who can say whatâs true ?
believe me , no one is alone .
people make mistakes . fathers , mothers , people make mistakes .
you decide whatâs right . you decide whatâs good .
just remember , someone is on your side . someone else is not .
i miss her , too .
how can i go about being a father when i had no father to show me ?
sometimes people leave you âŠÂ do not let it grieve you , no one leaves for good .
things will be alright now .
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thereâs quite a few characters on my page, so hereâs a comprehensive list of my original characters with bad short summaries:
unaffiliated
shiri madrala, wood elf druid. can be mean because she only knows how to talk to plants and snails. her first time out of her woodland ended up with getting a strange parasite, so she gets a bit defensive. wants to be able to turn into a stone golem.
tomcat, faerie changeling sorcerer. pink disaster. used to be a slave to a witch who was stealing his magic and gave him permanent scars. despite that, heâs a sweetheart and a clingy optimist. canât read, but can draw really well. has sunlight powers.
charis fray, tiefling wizard. pink disaster 2.0. used to be a princess locked in a tower, and raised by a wailing wraith, hence why she can can be a little deranged at times. learned illusion magic from books inside the tower and is on a quest to learn more.
vesper âvaleâ vallenâas, 3/4 elf cleric. professional curse breaker, secretly an author of erotic novels under a pen name. comes from a long line that originated from celestial bloodline, but basically left to live alone in his woodland home for years and years. has social skills of a wooden stick.
ginny montague, human wizard. your friendly neighbourhood necromancer. comes from a happy family that lived by a graveyard, hence why her expertise is what it is. used to be bullied as a kid, but grew not to care. wants to become a dead peopleâs lawyer.
jinho, half-elf monk. with a dash of sorcerer. the grumpiest doctor youâll ever meet. itâs very easy to read him, so heâs not very mysterious. he died and got resurrected by his brother, who gave up his life, so heâs been accused of killing the only person he actually liked.
roberta silkwater, halfling warlock. local housewife makes pact with a sea hag to save her son, has a year to live before her soul is consumed and body overtaken by said fiend. may or may not have the hagâs voice inside her head at all times.
dustin the just, human fighter. formerly a noble, got disowned after he protected people they didnât want to protect. currently sword for hire, a bit oblivious, easygoing. lights torches for other adventures and often tends to befriend monsters instead of killing them.
crime clan
morwen shask, elven blooded half-orc rogue. equivalent to fantasy millennial. works as a waiter and bartender during the day, professional thief during the night. a really chill, but firm guy, who has big, warm hands and fairly attractive looks. is currently looking for his sister.
jade / mya oriseis, elven blooded half orc sea cleric. runaway from home, formerly a pirate captain before a mutiny occurred and she was killed at sea along with her husband. resurrected by an enemy to the god she used to serve, currently amnesiac.
wren oriseis / wu haoran, half-elf bard. adoptive favourite child, certified eldest sister. businesswoman first, performer second. runs an inn and a spy network, taking care of her baby siblings. very passionate about cooking, gordon ramsay style.
immortals
svalin / strife / dalen (originally), demon / fake deity. formerly a half-elven bard. local bard gets randomly selected for a curse, sets a chain of events where heâs eventually thrown into the abyss, gets turned into a demon because he canât die and becomes a substitute for a lazy deity at a wishing well.
salazar rust, ghost in a locket, formerly half-drow warlock. former courtesan gets killed and put in a locket, slowly fading into oblivion and forgetting himself. is stuck in an antique shop of an aged gnome with zero trading skills. bored to death (literally).
affiliated
nayan searlas, human rogue. former prince whose (almost) all family got killed before he ran away. has chronic main character syndrome, but tries to avoid it like a plague. for a while worked for a theatre group as a scenographer, costume designer and stage assistant.
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