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pauta saila (1917-2009), owl, 1964-5, stonecut print

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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A presentation I made for a PowerPoint Night!

Shoutout to @tasabian for helping me with sources and various Clex gif makers for the “context” section. The “Red” audio commentary link is here, shoutout to @fairyroses for this wonderful service 🫡. Also a note that the art was taken off Google and all credits to the original artists.

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I could have gone for any of the bad anatomy in this one, but I think this is objectively funnier than any of that.

The Sensational Spider-Man (1996) #30

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submitted by @totally-not-an-awkward-okapi​

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I’m not sure what it is exactly about his legs but they’re deeply upsetting

Supergirl #39 (2020)

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BLACK WIDOW 2021, dir. Cate Shortland

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what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

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@notagrayjedi

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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BARBIE (2023) DIR. GRETA GERWIG

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After recently becoming a vegetarian, Cori has found herself in a bit of a pickle. It used to be easy for her to find a decent lunch spot in downtown billings, but now that she’s investigating the menus a little deeper, she’s discovering there’s meat in almost all of her favorite foods.

Things are looking up when Cori catches sight of a vegan hot dog stand, but her enthusiasm also prompts a terrible car crash that sends her rushing to the hospital. Fortunately, one of these plant-based sausages is the best doctor in Billings… and she knows exactly what Cori’s body needs.

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on sentient hot dog action and living plant-based sausage love.

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please enjoy new tingler THIS LESBIAN HOT DOG GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A DOCTOR ALSO SHE IS VEGAN out now here or on true buckaroo tier patreon

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we are in hell

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RFK Jr offering “health advice”

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jötunn

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the more things change the more they stay the same