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Hungry for punishment

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Mage requirement to be fat and well-fed, because casting spells burns mana, which is stored in the body's adipose tissue

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I like trying out what styles work in bing

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The mandatory snack breaks at the office are getting a lil bit out of hand after a few months

I'm sure it's fine

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Casual 2-hour long daily light snack break at the office

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Weight Gain Hiatus

Haven't been posting pics lately because I lost a lot of weight due to food prices skyrocketing 'round here (how ironic, "inflation" causing weight loss....) and I'm feeling small and inadequate.

This feeling will pass, it often does, but for now I'm taking a gainer hiatus.

Sorry!

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Tuberculosis? I don't know her.

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Like..... there's potential.

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I'm still alive!

Took a break from social media for 2 weeks (You guys should try it, it's palette cleansing)

Been fucking around, recovering, making AI spank stuff whenever I'm not eating or gaming.

Here are some of the results:

I ought to delve into fetish Venom content more in the future......

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Slobs of Anarchy

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Coming to you yet agAIn, on this unassuming Sunday night, with exagerrated and unrealistic body standards that make my loins a-quiver.

He wears a cross, so this is even christian-approved, them's the rules.

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Tumblr exclusive!

I'm still on the cowboy train!

On today's menu (Content Warning, I guess!): Bloating Farting Sharting Leaking Shitting

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Can you give some weight gain tips please? I got trouble with weight gain so I thought you might know something:)

Welp, ya asked a wrong person to give you WG tips. They will be extremely unhealthy, so hold on to your britches.

Buy bigger plates. I eat my meals on large serving platters. The more you use them, the more you fill them, and the more you can eat overtime.

Chug beer. Don't do it all in one sitting, replace water or other liquids in your diet with beer. At least 10 beers throughout a day will suffice.

Heavy cream is, like, a cheat code. Just one serving a day could pack on the pounds in the long run.

Do all these all at once, simultaneously, to ruin your health in order to gain weight!

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And now seriously: Your body gains weight if you consume more calories than your body/metabolism can burn.

You can gain weight even on a healthy diet! Like, just introduce more pasta into your meals! Nuts pack a punch too.

I love making pasta every other day with bell peppers, mushrooms, carrots, garlic and zucchini.

Also, soups with heavy cream go all the way! I can't enjoy a chicken stock soup anymore without a heavy helping of heavy cream!

My grandma had a great recipe for an empty stomach: milk and rice porridge with a lot of salt! You prepare rice, you boil milk, combine them, add salt until it's perfectly tasty.

It's so fucking good, and a lot of calories.

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I'm sorry.....

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I am sofa king obsessed with the cowboy aesthetic recently, it might as well become my leading annoying personality trait by now.....

What it it bleeds into my fursona? A cowboy panda? >_>

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Returning to my "Smut novel cover art of three dads at a grill/party" prompt from last year, but this time..... latex?

Stay tuned for more, I guess >:)

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Some of my derranged cowboy mishap generation, because why the fuck not, they're amusing!