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Things we are ALL doing this summer : talking to our revived dead wife’s corpse like it’s alive and betraying our home nation 😍🔥

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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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the speedwagon fandom is dying click like and reblog to revive it NOW

i love doodling little chibi versions of whatevr i want to draw before i start

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♡ SCHRÖDINGER'S HEARTBEAT ♡

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Not to be the idiot who only comes into your askbox for recipes, but can you share the beef stroganoff recipe

No problem! I got it from my mother, who got it from her mother who passed shortly after I was born, so I got her blessing to share it. I'll be going closely to the original wording of the recipe with a few asides in parentheses for how I learned it/some of my own personal touches.

First you get your steak (specifically stew meat) and cut them into thin strips. Dust them with flour and a pepper (my personal strat is to put the meat in a zipped up gallon bag with roughly a third-cup of flour and some pepper and SHAKE THAT BAD BOY).

Melt a 1/4 cup of margarine into a skillet (Important step. I forgot the fully melt it last time I did this which caused the meat to stick to the skillet and burn). Once it's melted, put the meat into the skillet and brown it. Mix in a chopped onion (and mushrooms yeeeeeeeaaaaah mushrooms baby!!) and a chopped clove of garlic (I also personally advocate for adding garlic salt but that's just because I love garlic salt)

Once it's all mixed up, stir in a can of beef broth (about 2 cups). Cover it and let it simmer for an hour until tender.

Then you stir in a cup of sour cream and let it cook for 5 minutes. Then serve that over egg noodles. Boom. Beef stroganoff.

I've got some cooking right now, so I'll post pictures when it's done!

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Do you think she & Berdly watch AVGN together?

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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shoutouts to my followers and mutuals who've been here since my vocaloid + submas days and now get to see me post drawings of the freakyass brain surgeon from transformers as an anime chick hitting the fred durst pose

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offense classes bonding

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Headcanon sketchpages for Sam because I needed a proper ref lest I die.

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Transcript: "Wo bist du denn? Mami!" "Where are you? Mommy!"

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Transcript: "Attention à mon menton! Ne frappe pas mon menton! Watch out for my chin! Don't hit my chin!"

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am always obsessed when someone says to a character “call off your dog” about another character.

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Transcript: "Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man!" "Death to the opposition!"

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Damn, Mr L is so flashy that he even had to change art styles....

(Now he just looks like a cuphead boss)

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CLOUD MARIO!!!

I love this power-up just by appearance alone! He just looks so fluffy!!! Has to be my second or third most favourite power up in the series beside the tanooki power ups and the fire flower!

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