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didnt remember my bday until a coresident texted me WAHOO

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throwback to when we had a patient 'Boya' admitted and we were all like wow.. what an exotic name..... reader, registration hadn't updated the actual name for Boy A [Lastname]

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Don't sing if you want to live long/ They have no use for your song/ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead /You're dead and out of this world

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me and my scary doctor wife saw you across the ballroom and we hate your vibes and we’re going to vivisect you to flirt with each other

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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm

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you should do a monstery take on 2d from gorillaz if ur familiar with him

I uhMisread this.Well enjoy!!!

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youre telling me i 1. get to do the job I like the most, 2. would be an extra little helper for my coworkers by doing so, and 3. make buckets of extra money???

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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what I really like about all these vintage couple’s portraits is that there is a very certain romatic decorum kept up – certain themes and poses – which, while of course being the mainstream preferred view of couples repeated throughout many studios, are just… so nice to look at. 

this staged affection, a mix of theatricality and intimacy, the couple holding still for a couple of moments and now immortalised in a very set sequence of embraces and kisses. there is a charm to it even when I can’t tell whether this was a genuine couple portait or just actors hired by the photographer.

the kiss on the bare shoulder (eyes perfectly averted), the cheek caress, the piano and the violin, the interrupted embrace, the woman tilted back as in a half-stopped dance…

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this is frying me so bad

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Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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Psych 2006 is a beautiful beautiful thing because I can get my fix of silly buddy cop procedural without the usual guilt of copoganda because the police in psych can’t get anything done right without their manic pixie dream psychic and his tap-dancing best friend

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tarn putting out an all-decepticon APB for The Traitor Megatron and sixshot sees it, goes ‘ehhhh’, then turns his phone off n goes back to watching anime with his niece in law verity (he really wants another naruto fan to talk to)

littorr humanformers au everyone is having a nbc hannibal worst time ever. except for sixshot and ultra magnus who are having a wholesome dog park meetcute

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Get warm with papa

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)