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crying

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ak-47 knocked my fork out of my bowl of rice while i was talking on the phone to a doctor. she did it again while i was typing this post

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I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

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Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

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all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it

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stay gold ponyboy. ponyhawk. wh

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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fell for the oldest trick in the book

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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Im trying to be more weight neutral and recognize that this is a high stress time in my life where i have impressive access to carbs and little access to gyms. and its ok that my body is growing and changing after a decade of being the absolute same size no matter what. but god damn it nice scrub pants are expensive and it sucks that i'm gonna grow out of them

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stay gold ponyboy. ponyhawk. wh

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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rereading blackwater arc and like shi wudu is the character ever and has done no wrong. in his life

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comic i made for the tgcf Gotcha for Gaza fundraiser happening on twitter rn!!

the shi siblings having a pleasant bonding moment pre black water arc, requested by @ CATACLYSMICEVIE on twitter.

the event is open through the 16th! info @ TGCFaction on twitter. donate to Care for Gaza to get some cool tgcf art or writing from one of the participating artists.

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.