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I would get both Newt and Theseus Scamander pregnant at the same time

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I think Jacob is a very good kisser, despite the mustache.

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I wish they'd not casted an actress with such obvious lip fillers as Vinda Rosier. They're filled like balloons and her goofy face always takes me out of the movie. Keep that on Instagram where it belongs.

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I love my parents, but I don't mind if Newt&Jacob adopt me.

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Credence's face card needs to be studied. He mogs everyone. He has such a nice body. It's a plot hole no one compliments his insane face card.

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A long confession about Credence:

I don't think Aurelius(aka Credence Barebone) is suitable for Hufflepuff,or atleast hufflepuff traits aren't his leading traits. Yes he's hardworking and an outcast which hufflepuff parades itself,on taking in outcasts and freaks of nature,but like...that's about it. He's not loyal,given how easily he left nagini when faced with the promise from Grindelwald that he's going to finały reveal to him who he is,and neither is he kind hearted,because he's not,he's just extremely vulnerable,and he isn't patient,because we see him overcome with fury easily and the fact how easily he snapped at Queenie. We don't see him displaying traits of fair playness either. I think Aurelius,at his very core(because mind you,he's extremely traumatised,and his trauma dictates his personality) is a Slytherin,or a Slytherpuff. Because Aurelius is ambitious,and his ambition is set on one thing— finding out who he is,or his place in society. We see it the way he takes Grindelwald sides when the dark wizard promises him what he yearns after,as aforementioned before. He's also greatly resourceful,he quickly learns to adapt with the abuse he suffers,and the fact he managed to master his obscurus in five years(which is a trait practically unheard of— Aurelius is the ONLY mentioned obscurial to pledge full control over one's obscurus.) He's also self preserved with how long he managed to hide the fact he's the new york's obscurial for so long(I assume it's max. 20 years of hiding,he was still at the new salems when he was 26.) We can also see just how determined Credence is in his family's history.

And also I just love Nadence(given Nagini fits hufflepuff more) and I'd love to see more slytherpuff couples!Hufflepuff is so underrated and I love it,so who ever though it was an anti hufflepuff post,keep looking,because it isn't.

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I think Seraphina Picquery was a badass and we should have seen more of her. She is such an underrated character and gets unfairly blamed for Grindelwald sentencing Newt and Tina to death. She was handling an international situation to the best of her ability, and was right that transporting Grindelwald was the wrong move to make, even before the whole Abernathy thing was revealed. She was also an Auror, if I recall, and climbed her way to the top through grit and determination.

No one could ever make me hate her.

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Nagini is so gross. I hate that woman. She's disgusting and boring and pathetic af

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i don’t like that tina moves to the uk to live with newt, and has to give up her life and career, i think newt should have moved to america

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I wanted Theseus to be killed. He was annoying and Newt didn’t really like him. So it would have been better if Theseus died in 2 or 3 and we could focus on Newt and Tina. Because Tina is an Auror so she could have done everything Theseus did. Newt cares about Tina the most so it would make more sense.

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Thank you to everyone still writing fantastic beasts fanfiction and keeping the fandom alive! I am glad we are still fighting despite JKR 🥰

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I don't know why people say Tom Riddle would like Nagini. Are they forgetting what Nagini said? Purebloods hunt the likes of her for sport. The people Tom was standing for hated Nagini for being an 'underbeing'. If Tom ever appeared in FB, I can only see him hurting and exploiting Nagini further by trying to force her transformation so he can use her snake form for his own nefarious purposes. But he'd always hate her human form, I'm afraid. He'd not only hate her personality but he'd hate her for not being able to do magic. He's never ever going to respect her or like her. I know it's an unpopular opinion but it's still baffling that some people think he'd do it just because he utilized her as a snake in HP.

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Credence fumbling Nagini is right there on the wall of the biggest fumbles of history alongside Sev and Lily

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i hope you feel better soon <33

Thank you 🤗I feel better now, so I'm ready to return to my blog.

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r u OK? wheres confesinons?

I'm fine, thanks. I'm really upset after some bad things and my inbox is full of negative confessions. But I'm going to return to blog this week. (I would be happy if you send me some nice confessions about FB characters and ships 👀)

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I hate Gradence/Gridence but it'll always crack me up how Grindelwald got two Dumbledores to ride his meat😭 (one metaphorically one literally)

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Does anyone remember Mr. Abernathy?