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Yoo so Uriel is gonna spend some time on my multi! Please come interact with him there!

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Yoo so Uriel is gonna spend some time on my multi! Please come interact with him there!

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Yoo so Uriel is gonna spend some time on my multi! Please come interact with him there!

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Yoo so Uriel is gonna spend some time on my multi! Please come interact with him there!

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Yoo so Uriel is gonna spend some time on my multi! Please come interact with him there!

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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

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Ultimate Seduction Lines

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LUCIFER NETFLIX SENTENCE STARTERS

↪ feel free to change wording&pronouns as you see fit

❝ Lately I’ve been thinking. Do you think I’m the Devil because I’m inherently evil, or just because dear ol’ dad decided I was? ❞

❝ I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well. ❞

❝ Sometimes it’s easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself. ❞

❝ Trust me, I’ve been doing this a long time. I know evil ❞

❝ Do you know my crime? I loved God too much ❞

❝ If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity ❞

❝ Do you know my crime? I loved God too much ❞

❝ You are the oldest young person I’ve ever met! ❞

❝ Snapping necks and cashing checks is what I do ❞

❝ When angels fall, they also… rise ❞

❝ People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious ❞

❝ Sorry if it’s a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It’s actually quite the opposite ❞

❝ If it makes you comfy, you could call me God ❞

❝ The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell ❞

❝ Cosmos are yummy ❞

❝ What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven ❞

❝ If you desire something, just take it ❞

❝ What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn’t believe in what they say ❞

❝ Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire ❞

❝ Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value ❞

❝ No one gives us the right… we take it ❞

❝ Guilt is such a useless emotion ❞

❝ I guess humanity isn’t entirely awful. They did make vodka ❞

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@scnitatem​ asked:  -ruffles uriel's hair with both hands- owo

Uriel finds himself laughing even as he attempts to swat away his sibling’s hands. “Hey! I just did my hair!” He halfheartedly complains. “Now I’m gonna have to do it all again!”

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Yes. Yes to everything in this GIF.

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tcrnishedgrace‌:

“Absolutely not. My ghost will be too handsome to bust.” A beat. “Can we even be ghosts?”

“How unfortunate. I ain’t getting haunted by anyone, even you.” At the pause, he frowns before scoffing. “I doubt it. If we’re killed I assume we’re meant to be gone for good.”

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Starter sentences || Accepting

@tcrnishedgrace​ asked: “If I die, I’m haunting you first.” (adonai's azazel uwu)

“Lucky for me I know some ghostbusters.”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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