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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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do you ever just suddenly feel the weight of more years of exhaustion than you’ve been alive

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Good things will happen in September

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Given the THIRD TikTok I’ve seen this week where somebody has a dragon in their CAR, I think it’s time for another round of “what not to do during hatchling season”!!

Stop trying to get wild dragons to imprint on you. I don’t care what you saw on YouTube about “pure hearts and intentions”, call up your local emergency room and ask how many people get maimed every year.

Seriously, I saw somebody cuddling a juvenile bristleback on Twitter this morning. Do you want to keep all your limbs? Because that’s how you lose your limbs.

The whole “dragons love children and would never harm an innocent” thing is an urban myth. Northern bluescales do sometimes carry off human children without harming them, but that’s because they keep live prey close to their nests when their babies are learning to hunt. It’s not exactly a whimsical journey.

You are not equipped to nurse an injured hatchling back to health. They eat hundreds of dollars in meat on a weekly basis, they piss everywhere to mark their territories and it smells like burning hair, they bite, they screech at all hours, they start fires, and sometimes they just drop dead if they aren’t getting the right nutrients. Just call a rehab center.

If you live near a spawning ground, for the love of god, keep your pets inside. Your cat isn’t smart or quick enough to fight a COYOTE, let alone a beast of legend.

I’m still not over the bristleback thing. They eat people. Don’t hug them.

If you want to soulbond with a scaley friend, ground wyrms are right there. They’re totally domesticated! They like lettuce and having their horns scratched! You can litter train them and their magical aura repels ticks, fleas, and malicious fae! I know they aren’t as “unique” or “cool” as a wild dragon, but they also won’t tear off your fucking arm.

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distressing things to say to your friends

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Get therapy if a trans man or transmasc being proud in their masculinity Is more dangerous to you than transphobia OR actual misoginy. Just saying.

i think the most depressing thing about being a trans man is that you can't even be happy when you fully pass without being villainized. it feels like there is no "pride" for trans men because you're not allowed to be proud of who you are/become. the energy is always "great another man in the world.." and not "yay! another trans man in the world who is finally happy within himself!" and then people wonder why there's so many detransitioners.. (not to say this is the main reason but this is definitely a big one i believe.) it's as if we are supposed to feel guilty for finally being able to love ourselves and that's not fair.

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something something anime horse game

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I love this idea that if Yoshiki were the one to die and become possessed by this otherworldly being it would immediately become depressed from his own existence and demand to be killed for it's crimes

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A crossover for the ages.

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by Laerte Coutinho

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"even if by our modern lense this historical figure appears to have been gay/trans/etc, without direct evidence we cannot definitively ascribe a queer identity to them" this is true "so because we can't know for certain, i'm going to keep referring to them as if they were cishet" hey hang on a minute bitch.