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Cloudless and Blue
My relative is stoned and has begun using superglue to glue her leather shoes back together in spots. Here comes the best story ever.
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SANDWICHES AND GAMBLING (访8的新聞台海巡艇日)
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THINGS. *no matter how bad you want to accomplish something, never ever ever convince yourself you're am expert *startup companies are awesome *acting doesn't work when you're tired as tits *I WANT NICOTINE GOD DAMMIT. AND MARIJUANA. *why do i want those *one more semester.
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Ramblings #1 (The Madman)
Hi hello hey, INCOHERENT RAMBLING is the point now of this blog. Expect inconsistencies, contradictions, and craziness as they appear in my strange but mildy interesting life. Or don't! You can do that too! Welcome to some weird weird stuff. Stay uncomfortable, carrots.
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This is why I like being a #server . #pizza #food #money #awesome #goodnight #woohoo
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Camel toe #illusion #camel #dessert #desert #crotchwedgie #horsemask
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OH. Only? #animalcrossing #newleaf #3ds #nintendo #anime #japan #E3 #gaming #KCCO #horsemask #nintendo3DS #pokemon #money trade friend codes with me! :)
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The unicorn reveals himself #breakingborders #crosstheline #unicorn #horsemask #colormerad #marathon #staff #colors #painted #horses
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Oh no I did that #hipster thing.. #foodporn #lightlunch #nohomo #tuna #berries #veggies #horsemask
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#summoner #of #biters #yolo
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On full moons, horses turn in to unicorns.. 🌝🐴🌈 #YEG #moon #horsemask #night #bagel #LoL
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UNICORN ABUSE #unicorn #unicornlife #creepyunicornman #fight #punch #piercings #magic #MLP #drunk #KCCO #9gag #4chan #reddit #yolo #swag #disney #otaku #1D #justinbeiber #directioner #anime #is #dumb #horsemask #dogsofinstagram
#dogsofinstagram#drunk#is#yolo#dumb#piercings#fight#unicornlife#swag#kcco#otaku#directioner#disney#reddit#creepyunicornman#punch#mlp#unicorn#magic#9gag#4chan#anime#justinbeiber#horsemask#1d
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Favorite picture on the Internet. #puppy #puppies #fight #owned #wtf #lol #9gag #4chan #reddit #thechive #chiveon #kcco #unicorn #unicornlife #creepyunicornman #yolo #swag #obey #skateboarding #funny #meme #anime #otaku #followme
#yolo#owned#skateboarding#otaku#unicornlife#funny#swag#lol#fight#thechive#puppy#followme#meme#reddit#creepyunicornman#obey#wtf#unicorn#chiveon#kcco#9gag#4chan#anime#puppies
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Biting my lip ;) <3 #hot #swag #yolo #gangnamstyle #bitinglip #horsemask #unicorn #cute #bikini
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Unicorns day off! #hottub #yolo #unicorn #horsemask #creepyunicornman #swag #dope #highlife #relax #colon
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Pikacorn #pokemon #anime #gangnam #unicorn #unicornlife #horsesofinstagram #horsemask #yolo #swag #wtf #reddit #9gag #4chan
#swag#gangnam#yolo#9gag#reddit#horsesofinstagram#4chan#anime#wtf#unicorn#horsemask#pokemon#unicornlife
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