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As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: โI am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a childrenโs treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.โ At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, โBut everyone loves ice cream!โ Mikoyan replied, โThey love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe itโs just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.โ
important soviet discourse
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Belly rubs is like jacking off except you can do it to yourself
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My date when I do my "Chinese Yoda" impression
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*shotgun in mouth* [GARBLED] Moo deng just SLAPPED chaplel rowling at the Oscars !!!!! *starts sucking and moaning a little bit*
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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign
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ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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