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Hello! May I please ask 💦 for Saizo, Asura and Xander?
Saizo is very....repressed. He's not used to doing things for himself, his life is dedicated entirely to his liege. He's very into the idea of NOT having to be in control and being able to give that up to someone else.
Azura is VERY sensory based, impact play, especially spanking is right up her alley, and she's very vocal, perhaps to no one's surprise. She also gets...very into massages.
Xander is ALSO very repressed, but he's had no shortage of suitors. What turns him on is confidence more than anything else. Someone who is unintimidated by the royal standing and will treat him like a normal man instead of a king and is unafraid to let station dictate how he's handled in bed.
#fire emblem fates#fire emblem if#mod keadi#saizo#saizou#azura#aqua#xander#marx#fire emblem: fates#nsft#nsfw
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Elise 🌟 !!
Elise's Quirk is called Indelible! People who are close to her are able to break their limits far more easily, including herself, thanks to her sunshiney can-do attitude! They will be FAR more exhausted than usual afterwards tho...
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Let's do 😳 for my baddies Saizo and Niles please!
Saizo is flustered by physical contact in general because all of his training has been about NOT being touched. His guard is ALWAYS up. Being touched is embarrassing as a person AND as a ninja, and triggers his fight or flight IMMEDIATELY
Niles is...really nice to animals. Like REALLY nice to animals. Being seen is RUINOUS to his reputation, he'll think about it for ages.
#saizo#niles#zero#fire emblem fates#fire emblem if#mod keadi#fe14#fire embelm: fates#Fire emblem: if
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🍷 Leo
I have this headcanon here about how Leo acts while drunk with Oboro and Hinata, but just in general, he's too smart for his own good. He does that think where you're drunk, but you're aware of how drunk you are, so you THINK that makes you the master of your own drunkeness and you can adjust your behavior so you seem normal. And then he's not. He's loud and chaotic and a little boorish in everything but speech.
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Hinoka 🎤 and/or 👌 (if that's ok 👉👈🥺)
👌: An ideal day for Hinoka is one where she can just relax. And by relax, she means train, that IS relaxing. She can train in peace, OR with Saizo or Ryoma or something. Her retainers are lovely, but they're not exactly the training type.
🎤: She will not sing at karaoke unless she's very drunk, and she won't DRINK at karaoke unless under very specific circumstances, so it's rare to hear her, but she does some really good Miley Cyrus, especially The Climb.
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Send in a character and an emoji!
🍷 - How do they act when drunk? 😳 - What flusters them? ✏️ - Favorite book? ✌ - What makes them happy? 👌 - What’s an ideal day for them? 🎤 - What’s their go-to karaoke song? 🎶 - Make a playlist out of their name based on their personality. 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Have them write a poem! 💬 - Send two characters and I’ll write a common dialogue for them. ❓ - Ask me a question and I’ll answer it as them. 💦 - What makes them horny? 🌟 - Give them a Quirk! 🔥 - What are they passionate about? 👃- What is their best physical feature? 👊 - What would their moveset be in a fighting game? 💌 - What do other people like about them? 💘 - Who in the army do they find most attractive? 💭 - Character’s thoughts on ____? 🎥 - Favorite movie? 📺 - Favorite TV show? ✏ - Random fact about themselves. 📱 - What is their contact name for ___? 🍴 - Favorite food? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🐶 - Ideal pet? 😔 - What saddens them? 😡 - What angers them? 😏 - How do they flirt? 💪 - What is their greatest strength? 🎴 - Make a Stand for them! 🚿- How long do they take in the shower? 🔓 - Do they have any secrets? 🏆- What are they the best in the whole army at? 🎮- How do they feel about _____ video game? (If no game is sent, then I’ll talk about their favorite video game!) 🎲 - What is their favorite board game? 🎭- Favorite play/musical? 🃏 - Wild Card! Ask anything!
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Favorite Disney songs? (Idc who lust pls include Izana)
Izana’s is Bippidi Bobbidi Boo, just because he LOVES made up words, he’s convinced everyone that it’s ancient sagely language that only he understands.
I’m going to randomly select 3 more characters:
Hinoka’s is Hawai'ian Roller Coaster Ride, it really invokes a similar feeling to flying, while giving her a new sensation when connected with surfing. Now she wants to try roller coasters AND surfing, because she loves the vertigo, the spinning, the push and pull of being on a pegasus.
Azura’s is a tie between Once Upon A Dream and Let It Go. Azura’s more about water than ice, but she finds herself walking melodically sometimes and humming Once Upon a Dream because it’s just a lovely song to sing to yourself. When she sets foot on the water, it ripples and dances much like the snow in Frozen, and while she doesn’t have DOMINION over it, she has some control.
Shura likes the Mob Song from Beauty and the Beast, he loves a good villain number, and one about marauding and raiding? Hey, he doesn’t always like to lean into it, but it IS a fun aesthetic.
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Let's be honest here; How do Leos siblings *really* feel about his retainers?
Because 3 of his 4 siblings can already support him and we get a good sense on their feelings towards each other, I’m going to focus on Xander here.
Xander doesn’t MISTRUST them, but is wary of them both for different reasons. Odin because he seems like. Well, a failson. He’s loud, boisterous, his spells very often don’t do what he claims they will, and despite being a retainer to a lord, carries himself with the importance of a lord himself? But he’s ALSO wary because Odin when he’s locked in is INSANELY competent, explosive, dangerous, and can cast some truly masterful dark magic. His past is a mystery too. Is this all an act and he’s pretending to be stupid? Or is he truly a fool...gifted with ridiculous magical aptitude? Both are scary. But he’s....loyal to a fault to Leo, so that’s alright.
With Niles? That is a dangerous man, a criminal, a sharpshooter, with a foul mouth and an uncomfortably deep breadth of knowledge about the underworld. He broke into this castle and tried to kill Leo! But once again, if he’s to lead and have Leo by his side as an advisor as he truly claims, he has to put faith in Leo to make his own choices, especially since, as seen in his Camilla support, Xander keeps a (more than) healthy distance from his family on purpose so he can do what he needs to as king.
He is tentatively trustful, but DOES keep a weather eye on both of them.
#Anonymous#xander#elise#fe corrin#kamui#leo#leon#camilla#fe14#fire emblem if#fire emblem fates#odin#niles#owain
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Rinkah strikes me as oddly good at woodcarving.
It's one of the few and rare times Rinkah is careful, especially with her tendency to ignite things in anger. The axe is not known for precision, nor is fire, but Ryoma thought it would be a good exercise in patience. Not that she really cares what he thinks. But it's fun. And she's DEFINITELY not learning any lessons from it, just to spite Ryoma.
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Do you think you could rank Nohr’s retainers from best to worst based on how good they are at kissing?
From Worst to Best
Beruka
Peri
Odin
Effie
Arthur
LARGE GAP
Selena
Niles
Laslow
#selena#niles#laslow#beruka#peri#odin#effie#arthur#fe14#fire emblem fates#fire emblem if#conquest#birthright#revelations
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THIS BLOG IS STILL UP??? OMG! i used to be obsessed with it back in 2015 and 2016 holy shit. i read every Laslow post lmao. anyway hi mods i hope you are doing well, i want to thank you for keeping this blog up through out all these years! even if you arent the mods i remember you guys are still very cool
WE ARE STILL UP THANKS FOR ASKING <3
I'm not one of the original mods, but I still love this game and this page <3
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I've been playing the Gay Fates mod and my Saizo ended up with Ryoma, while Kaze ended up with Xander.
Really it just fuels, Xander, Ryoma, and Saizo's rivalries. Kaze just wants them to all get along.
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Xander has the biggest dad sneeze. He gets something in his nose and before you know it, the whole of Castle Krakenburg is feeling the reverb.
Ooooo interesting!
I honestly kind of thought the opposite that he has such a dainty kitten sneeze it really undermines his authority.
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Got any headcanons for Charlotte x Xander?
OOOOO good pairing
Once Charlotte and Xander got married, Charlotte didn't really have a need to pretend to be delicate anymore. She became much livelier and more boisterous, excelling more on the battlefield. Xander is quite proud
That being said. Xander is now realizing how incredibly powerful Charlotte is. He's a very strong man, but Charlotte is knocking Faceless out with her bare hands. He can't say he doesn't find it. Attractive. But he's also redoubling his training.
Charlotte always said she wanted to find her way into royalty, but she didn't quite realize what that entailed. Being waited on, the spa and massages, the pampering, she loves it. But she also misses being able to be all rough and tumble sometimes. Sometimes she likes to be messy and dirty. She does a lot of hiking to get that energy out.
Xander met Charlotte's parents, and while they don't have her strength, they ARE just as lively. When he comes home, they love Xander, but don't even realize he's the prince until he introduces himself. "This string bean? Charlotte, what're you feeding him, he needs to bulk up some!"
Xander has become very interested in the theatre since meeting Charlotte. he knows she has experience and really wants to see her shine.
Charlotte thinks it's hilarious that Xander can't swim. She tries to teach him multiple times. Mans is STRUGGLING. She'll get him there eventually. She holds his hands to help him float. She thinks he just likes holding her hands.
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Saizo and Kaze have ended up as double inlaws in my playthroughs because I really like Saizo with Sakura and Kaze and Hinoka were the last single people and I wanted Midori
"This is my brother Kaze, my wife, Sakura, my sister-in-law, Hinoka, and her husband, Kaze, who is my brother. And my brother-in-law. And his wife is sisters with my wife. And they're sisters-in-law. My wife is my co-sister-in-law. We-"
"Thank you, Saizo, I think that'll be enough."
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Xander's hair will turn completely grey from stress at age 35, should he become King of Nohr.
Laslow: I think grey hair is quite becoming!
Xander: Another word and your funeral will "becoming" up soon.
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