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stop having casual sex with men

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i hope i am not only a mutual to you but also an oracle who is ignored in a classical tragedy

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Seriously, y’all need to take meme privileges away from me.

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@fadewalking cont. from here.

      “Oh, well, that’s different then.”  It wasn’t, of course.  To mark his point, Felassan waded a little further into the muck they were in, the marshy bottom squelching between his toes.  It was disgusting, to be sure.  But, as it was, he’d walked through worse, and for far stupider reasons.  He glanced back to watch Solas’s possible reactions to what he was about to do.

“In any case,” he began, reaching under the blackened waters and the mess of weeds floating around on it, “since you’re only a little put-off and not at all scared, maybe you could handle those skeletons for me while I root around in this corpse here.”

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Active DA roleplay blog list:

@uvher — Ancient elf OC

Highly-selective; Independent; Flexible timeline. About | Rules

@famlavellan — OC Lavellan family

Selective; Independent; Multimuse. About | Rules

@turatabris — Warden-Commander Tabris [OC]

Selective; Independent; Flexible timeline. Stats | Rules | Codex

@felasass — Felassan

Highly-selective; Independent; Flexible timeline. Rules

@bertrandthebard — Orlesian human OC for DA:I

Selective; Independent; DA:I only About | Rules

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an orgy where everything is the same but at the end everyone has to get into two lines and say good game to each other

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lonely? develop a god complex.

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despiour‌:

“No. It’s not just something. It’s you. You’re the something. You’re hiding yourself. And I may never find out what you are, but I promise you, I’ll always be watching. And if you slip up, even for a second, you can be damn sure I’ll have taken stock.”

     “...I thought the ears make it pretty obvious, but i guess not.”

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despiour‌:

“I– What?.. Ugh. You’re very good at that, you know. 

Deflection. 

Only makes me more sure you’re hiding something, elf.”

“It’s a talent.

That’s kind of vague, isn’t it?  Something could be anything.  I could be hiding an extra stick of rock-candy in my sleeve and that’s all the something there is.”

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cont from here

@despiour said:

"I do not believe for a second that you are a Dalish." 

“Oh, and if I told you there was a weird hair sticking out of your ear right now you wouldn’t believe that either.  Can’t believe anything I say, really.  I’m a very unreliable source.”

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“I don’t trust you.” - Michel

“Of course you don’t.  I’m a shifty Dalish mage with a weak chin.  Terribly untrustworthy.”

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Histoire de détective, Charles Dekeukeleire, 1929

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fadewalking‌:

“If that is meant to be a set up to entice an invitation to find out, consider it failed.

But yes. Likely, I do.”

“...

Okay, first of all: that was a challenge, not an invitation.  Second of all: rosewater tastes like ass.  So, there.”

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@fadewalking cont. from here.

     “Oh, and I suppose you just taste like ambrosia and rosewater, Mr. Hydration-station?”

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Black Books starter sentences.

Shift them around as you see fit. It’s your sandbox.

Have I joined a cult?

The pay’s not great, but the work is hard.

No one is willing to admit that wine doesn’t actually have a taste.

Think of a bee, you are its knees. You waft through me like a summer’s breeze. Can I come around Tuesday, please?

Right now I’m eating scrambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe!

You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Don’t make me laugh… bitterly. 

Hello! I’ve come to serenade you. 

You can sort your life out anytime; the pub closes in five hours.

I’m a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.

Where’s the thing?

I didn’t come in here to be insulted.

After years of smoking and drinking, sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner shop piss at 3AM, you do sometimes look at yourself and think… “This is fantastic. I’m in heaven.“

We said we wouldn’t talk about Canada!

You have brought nothing but pain, penury and strife into my days! I wish you good fortune in whatever avenue of life you assault with your presence.

He’s mine! Get your own human play-thing, you quartz-brained little cream puff!

No, not anything goes! I said no rules!

There’s only one system: bet, lose, borrow, steal, lose, take the drugs, lose, prison… death.

Men have a different way of noticing hair and appearance. Which is not noticing.

And who is she anyway, this so-called person!?

The music was too loud, the food was cold, the drinks were few, and the people were many. It was everything I expected, and less. I’m never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up.