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Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

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Reblog to save a life

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*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

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Its time i talk about my utter distain for the fucking bullshit of “dont try, just do” or whatever the fuck

Yoda is a little senile shit. “Do or do not there is no try” yeah fuck you. Fuck you real hard. You know what you have to do, do do or do not?

You gotta TRY. TRYING is the FIRST STEP to getting anything done. You try to code! And then you do! You try to draw! Then you do! You gotta Try to do shit before it happens

If you fail you fail but at least you took that damn first step

Some people? All they can do is try! All they’re allowed to do by their own bodies and disorders is try! All theh can do is say “i’ll try to do that thing”

And to hear “dont try.” Fucking Hurts. They clearly want to! They’re not saying it to try to be lazy they’re saying it because they want to but are unsure of their abilities for one reason or another!!

I hate this “dont try just do” bullshit and yoda is a little bitch and his mother was too

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This is beyond cool. I love the Dwarf Fortress subreddit.

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I kind of want to screenshot some of the funny bits of Eat God, but the problem is that's basically the whole pdf, so here's just a couple:

(I'm just enjoying thinking about a Gonzo-looking creature spouting endless improvised koans, like the Sphinx from Mystery Men. But a muppet.)

(Yes, that means the place is toxic both literally and figuratively. The best puns are the ones that are literally true!)

Now that you've chortled enough, go and get the game! It's great, you get to be a mischief-making monster, resembling but legally distinct to the muppets!

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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They took it from blue to light teal, that’s still blue depending on who you ask.

Also, you can’t tell me that Pluto (as the largest known dwarf planet) being “king of the dwarves” isn’t cool as hell

"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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DETONATION CANCELLED

RESTARTING SYSTEMS

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god I hate parents

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ALPHA WARHEAD EMERGENCY DETONATION SEQUENCE ENGAGED

THE UNDERGROUND SECTION OF THE FACILITY WILL BE DETONATED IN… T-MINUS… 90… SECONDS…

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