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Canât think of a single apocalypse or plague movie that anticipated the run on toilet paper.
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Being A Slytherin Would Include...
Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff
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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
Always defending people from your house even if youâve never talked to them before
Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the âbadassâ house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendshipsÂ
Passing notes in classÂ
saying âfight meâ under your breath to literally everything
So much swearing
Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is âbadâ
Getting told off in class for swearing
âGod fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking inkâ
âExcuse me?â
âSorry professorâŚslip of the tongueâŚâ
Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite.Â
Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in SlytherinÂ
Slytherin PRIDEÂ
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âŚhey Harry Potter fans, weâre all in agreement that Dumbledore brought the Philosopherâs Stone to Hogwarts in Harryâs first year as a test to see whether Voldemort was paying attention and what sort of state he was in, now that Dumbledoreâs chosen champion was old enough to hold a wand, right?
Like, Harry learns what magic is and itâs time to start moving towards the full and final destruction of Tom Riddle Junior, so Dumbledore has a chat with his long-time alchemy friend whoâs been keeping this thing safe for literally six centuries straight, and âborrowsâ the easiest source of immortality he can find as bait for a trap to lure Voldemort out into the open so Dumbledore can get the lay of the land to prep for the next seven years. This is canon, right?
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this is the only valid twitter thread
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Daenerys targaryen was nothing but a name and a girl with silver hair and she became something. She rose from literal ashes and birthed dragons from fire and blood. She freed slaves and answered injustice with justice. She changed the dothrakis ways and gave the unsullied a chance at freedom. She inspired thousands to follow her to the ends of the world. She sacrificed the throne to help those in need and lost everything because of it. She lost her friends her advisors her children. She lost her love and died by his hand. So I will remember her as she was. A strong and caring ruler who put others sufferings before her own. To Daenerys stormborn of house targaryen breaker of chains and mother of dragons.
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GOODBYE, SHADOWHUNTERS! (January 12, 2016 â May 6, 2019)
âThereâs a Clary quote in City of Ashes: âWhen you love someone, you donât have a choice. Love takes your choices away.â Iâve had no choice but to love the Shadowhunters fans from day one. You trusted us, you came with us on this journey. Thank you for making my life anything but mundane. [âŚ] Shadowhunters is a story of unlikely heroes who form an alliance in divided worlds. It has been a real privilege to watch you, the fandom, do the same: to create a community of love and acceptance in our divided world. Our characters might be your heroes, but you angels are undoubtedly mine.â â Katherine McNamara
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â I know that we can win,
I know that greatness lies in you,
but remember from here on in;
history has its eyes on you â
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Yes... Amen to that.... Anyone in this fandom, hit me up :)
if anyone having doubts with netflixâs The Order, donât. watch the show. its an amazing show with good casts. it gives off Magicians vibe but its entirely a different plot and storyline. you might thought that it could be as similiar as Quentin but the main guy is different. this shit arenât too hardcore and they focus on the characters. the fact that you thought the main team is The Order, you thought wrong. its totally a different kind of team and trust me, it is really good. its a bit slow at the beginning and vague but as you continue, you finally understand it. they have werewolves and its not some kind of twilight or teen wolf (tw is good but their werewolves were a bit⌠hmmmm). the entire werewolves history and characteristics of each wolf inside them is different and the wolf itself chooses their own vessel. take it as being possessed but with control? yea. idk the casts are great. really. they are not awkward and cheesy like riverdale, and they dont have an annoying main character like sabrina. its hard to explain but this show deserves a chance. so please watch The Order. THEY DESERVE A FANDOM. AND PLEASE LOVE MY SON HAMISH DUKE. I LOVE HIM VERY VERY MUCH.Â
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Reblog if youâd rather be at hogwarts
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This is scarily accurate... I'm slytherin alright
If youâre in GryffindorâŚ
You usually wind up being the reluctant leader in group projects.
You talk during movies. Not too much, but hey, youâve got stuff to say.
You always offer to drive.
You are a procrastinator of the âfinishes homework literally while the teacher is collecting itâ variety.
You can braid your hair without your arms getting too tired.
You give off a âjust woke upâ vibe, no matter what time it is or how long youâve actually been awake.
Youâre not fussy about it, but given the choice, you like your pizza to have TOPPINGS.
You usually wind up ordering first at restaurants when the waiter says, âOkay, whoâd like to start?â
Youâre one of those people who actually tries in gym class.
You call your friendsâ parents by their first names.
You set multiple alarms for yourself every morning (and sleep through them all).
Youâve given some thought to how you would fare in the zombie apocalypse and have a roughly outlined survival stratagem.
You may not like Taylor Swift as a person, but you know every single lyric.
You like to read and you wish you had more time to do it, but instead you spend your days looking for something to watch on Netflix and not finding anything.
Secretly, you love when people cancel plans at the last minute. This frees you up for sitting on the couch eating Doritos by yourself.
If youâre in HufflepuffâŚ
You always offer to drive, and you donât accept gas money.
You check not only your horoscope, but also your friendsâ horoscopes.
You immediately change into comfy clothes the SECOND you get home.
You typically text back right away.
You routinely sit in the back of the class so you can doodle.
You watch a lot of reality cooking shows, despite not knowing a single thing about cooking.
You always say âThatâs okayâ when it is not, in fact, okay, which you know you shouldnât do, but youâre trying to stop.
When people see you chewing gum and ask if they can have some, you give it to them, instead of lying and saying that was your last piece.
You have a lot of plastic bags under your sink. You donât know what youâre saving them for, but definitely something.
You always tip 20%, even if the food took two hours to make and the waiter poured water in your lap.
You are good at letting go of grudges.
You always plan to save your leftovers for tomorrow but instead eat them almost immediately once you get home.
You like all the posts on the Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Facebook page.
You help people with their homework by explaining the problem instead of just giving them the answer.
You refrain from discussing spoilers for at least a week after the episode airs.
If youâre in RavenclawâŚ
Youâre impossibly skilled at packing suitcases.
You hate dog-earing pages and you hate people who have the gall to be dog-earing pages in front of you.
You organize your books and movies by genre.
You name your pets after fictional characters.
Youâre usually the first person to finish a test, though you often wonder if this means you did something wrong.
You wait multiple hours to text back, and then forget to do it entirely.
Your Instagram is full of pictures of the books in your âTo Be Readâ pile.
You sometimes correct peopleâs grammar in casual conversationâif not out loud, then at least in your head.
You spend way too long in the shower getting lost in thought.
Your enjoyment of a movie depends largely on whether it was true to the book.
You are often the person in group projects who does all the work.
You obsessively track your online purchases until they have been delivered.
You always prefer to be wearing big sweaters, no matter what the weather is doing.
You lie awake at night picturing scenarios in your head that will never happen, to the general detriment of your sleep schedule.
People know you as a bookworm, but there are certain classics you havenât ever read. This is your darkest secret.
If youâre in SlytherinâŚ
Youâre both offended and relieved when a stranger chooses not to sit next to you on public transportation.
You will eat the last cookie with no regrets.
You have, in the past, seen fit to mute the group chat.
Youâre either very early or very late. There is no in between.
Youâre the kind of person who checks their email at parties.
You have an incredibly firm handshake, the kind people both fear and respect.
You judge peopleâs Instagram photos on the basis of âtrying too hard.â
Youâre very good at knowing when a meme has been played out.
If you promised to wait and watch the latest episode with someone, you sometimes watch it by yourself anyway (but youâll always watch it again with them later).
You enjoy playing Monopoly, no longer how many hours it takes to determine a winner.
You would never commit a crime, but you have thought about how you would hide a body if you had to.
You have formed multiple friendships based on mutual dislike for another person.
Youâre always the one who justifies lavish spending with a shrug and a casual âtreat yo self.â
Cats love you, despite not being a cat lover yourself.
You re-take personality quizzes until you get the answer youâre looking for.
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Iâm a slytherin and itâs scary how accurate most of it is. Although I do some of the stuff Ravenclaws and gryffindors do (yeah Iâm definitely not a hufflepuff)
Iâm ALWAYS EARLY, Iâm super competitive and have to win EVERYTHING, And yes I judge everyone, Iâve muted most of my chats and I retake all quizzes I even retook the pottermore sorting hat quiz till i got slytherin
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Best fucking scene EVER
Hold that thought.
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