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The summoning plays in the distance

(Available at my table at mcm next weekend 💃)

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Tinky doesn't always get to win

Consider this the part 1 origin of my Unstuck AU wherein Ted is saved from a life of torment within the bastard box. Hoping when I have the energy I can release the part 2 that happens in btwn Hidgens experiments and the phone call (heavily featuring our favorite red-haired witch)

This is what Ted is seeing/feeling in the last panel. Btw.

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Boom!! Finally finished all my designs of the Lords in Black!!

Feel free to use em as pfps just make sure to credit me thank youuuu <33

Ted is fine in there by the way don’t worry about him

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I see your “Paul is Pokotho’s favorite” theory and raise you “Paul is Pokotho’s nemesis”

So here’s the thing about Pokey: he hates any voice that isn’t his own. He sees Hatchetfield and all their drama and he feels superior because he KNOWS there’s not a single person in this world whose part he can’t play better than them.

He knows their little wants and deepest desires. He understands their character motivations more deeply than those miserable ants ever could. 

Except here’s the thing. Thousands of timelines, countless different scenarios he and his brothers have dreamed up, and in all of that there’s still one question that remains unanswered:

Who the fuck is Paul?

No seriously who the hell is this guy. Like, he’s in every story but what’s his deal. What does Paul want? He wants a date with a barista. And seemingly, that’s it.

Great. Fucking riveting.

The man is nothing, he’s set dressing, he’s a total non sequitur. Plot threads walk up to him and he goes “no thanks I have better things to do” and prattles off

He doesn’t have better things to do. He never has better things to do. He’s going to go home and browse Wikipedia for an hour and then go to bed. Pokey goddamn checked. 

Even in the universe where he gets replaced with a goddamn time traveling clone, that clone’s ambition start and end with marrying that same fucking barista because he is seemingly programmed in his DNA to be BORING

He doesn’t even like musicals, the uncultured cuck.

But now Paul’s gone and made Pokey waste valuable brainpower pondering the inner life of stupid nothing mortal like he’s fucking Tinky. And Pokey’s not gonna stand for that kind of slight. 

Paul’s just like every other worthless person in his universe and Pokey’s going to prove it. He’ll wrench a story from Paul’s bloody corpse if it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. 

And he’s going to do it in SONG

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AU, where someone can only remember Miss Holloway's identity if they're going to die soon

And Duke can't understand why Miss Holloway is so upset that he remembers the things she told him

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Something something characters falling prey to the Lords in Black due to just. Daring to want. To strive for more in life. We see it with Paul -

- leading to one of the best done and one of the most tragic songs in TGWDLM.

We see it with Linda, first in Black Friday -

And later in Honey Queen. She yearns for approval, I think. And will try to get it in whatever way she can.

Also in Black Friday - Tom wants his son to be happy. Lex wants to get Hannah out of Hatchetfield and needs money to do that.

Hannah going along with the kiddie fighting ring in Yellow Jacket initially so maybe she and Hannah and Ethan can have a better life.

The cruelty of Miss Holloway's curse of people forgetting her. She and Duke can never just be happy together without tragedy.

Ted, in Time Bastard, wanting to fix a relationship yet killing the love of his life and dooming himself.

And, of course, what Steph (and Pete) want would've doomed each other if not for Grace intervening later.

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Out of the depths of hell and back I bring you three lords in black

Ted’s fine in there btw don’t worry about it

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hatchetfield + "make some noise" prompts

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regular family bonding activities

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those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEE

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Sometimes you gotta pull out your cringe-ass human-sona when you and your brothers get summoned by a pack of teens

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Feeling silly, drew Webby

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Finally done💗

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an update on my lovely lord door!! no closeup of webby cause i still need to make some lil things for her