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The story they deserve

These goobers are currently being developed as a fully fledged comic. I’m talking 20+ pages. All updates will be shared over on my Patreon!! I’m so excited ahahah

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Everyone who uses she/they pronouns had carried concealed weapons, and they legally didn't have to disclose what weapons they had.

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Boutta light up the entire block

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...ouch

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Human Adam from Beauty and the Beast is handsome as hell, like I will never understand the hate. Never. He is gorgeous, he is hanDSOME HE IS BEEFED

PRECIOUS BEEF CAKE OF A PRINCE

THE OTHER TWINK PRINCES WISH THEY HAD HALF THE PERSONALITY, LOOKS AND MUSCLE HE HAS

I WILL THROW HANDS ON THIS, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Ooh, complete with nightmare, I'll take 3

pukicho

do you take art commisions

20 dollars I will draw u whatever u want but it WILL look like this

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...in jail?

craving pathetic wet old women characters. where is the feminism

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Me realizing they capture me and give me a treat before yeeting me back out into the mist

So I keep coming back for a treat, like a runaway lobster that has found an ancient god and every time she gets caught, she gets a fish before being tossed back into the ocean

quite fun to imagine fairy circles less as "trickster gods kidnapping humans from the human realm" and more as "fae scientists capture-tag-and-releasing humans back into the wild, hoping to one day understand the behavior of this bizarre feral gremlin species that keeps getting lost and wandering into the Fae's backyard"

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adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

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Just the elderly constantly bitching at each other from across the room, or in different rooms, or even in the same room. Because you just know they'll team up for some games and start yelling at each other. I wonder what they'd do if they played some funky co-op games like Gang Beasts...

I'd probably just sit back and listen to them bring back old-timey insults or really old family drama

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As teens/as adults

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We only got one year left to ball, time to do dumb shit and make some memories or go down trying

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....