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blue and magenta!

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HELLO!

it's my birthday on the 28th!

if u want to get me something, consider buying something on my Throne! it's absolutely not an expectation at all, but it would be incredibly kind + sweet of you - it's mostly things for my home <3 thank you!

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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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hiiii it’s me again. a break of dawn question;

what’s up with Paradise not on the ship? I’m really interested in their (?) relationship with yargwen but why aren’t they on the ship? thank you in advance!!

well, in this universe, it’s ambivalent as to if Arkov Sosha Jr. even exists.

in this universe, the Landstar was never warp-locked, it was destroyed. so there would have been no need for Dr. Arkov Sosha Sr. to deliver a package to Forks, so Arkov/Paradise may not even exist.

that being said, i recycled ‘Paradise’ as a cute nickname for Yargwynn to give to Belgrade, as that’s all it ever signified between Yargwynn and Arkov.

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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ITS OUT!!!

Thank you SO MUCH to @wordsbyparker @goodboyaudios @tapiocasketches for lending your voices to this episode, and to @marcethegeek for designing Geni <3

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i think the most beautiful thing about destiny 2 is how you can loot a gun and when you open the text written on that gun there’s two gay old men holding hands. and then you can fire that gun. it holds 8 bullets and shoots 120 rounds per minute

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Space Pirates Kalamos is a frail twink, so Break of Dawn Kalamos is a chubby undestroyable girl-next-door.

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circles are good. triangles are bad. squares are a contextual unknown. this destiny shit is easy

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Every time I see a spreadsheet (doesn't happen very often mercifully) an ancient spirit starts calling me and saying Remember riding your horse across the Mongolian plains? And I say Sorry you have the wrong guy I never did that in all of my past lives I was a worm

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Attila, mainly me trying to figure out what his teeth look like, I probably got the hair wrong since I wasn't using reference for this.

Wonder if this passes the vibe check anyway

Time 4:25 m

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so about that...

"hey fern when's BoD4 coming out"

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IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE. i LOVE working with Rhonda she's the BEST. please let me collab with Rhonda until i'm DEAD.

Series Premiere - "Smoke & Mirrors (A Davenport & Griffin Adventure)!

Series Premiere - "Smoke & Mirrors (A Davenport & Griffin Adventure)! The steampunk audio drama series features @zsakuva, @fernva , Pebble, @goodboyaudios and Ardent Melody. Character and series logo artwork by @palilious. The first episode is available now on YouTube, and a podcast version is coming soon!

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