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Oneshot | NC-17 | 13.700

Romance | Fluff | Eighth Year/Post-Hogwarts

It all starts with a pair of chilly feet under Harry Potter’s bum.

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My heart is bursting from all the happiness and I cried. This is so lovely.

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2 Chapters | NC-17 | 25.300

Mpreg | Hurt/Comfort | Non-Con | Post-Hogwarts 

Draco Malfoy is raped and watches as his world falls apart. Harry Potter is the quiet, unassuming wizard that finally listens to him. 

“I'm pregnant,” Draco repeated, bitterness evident from his tone. “Five months in, so there’s not much you can do to help me, Harry. Best fuck off now. Go and help somebody else. It’s too late for me. My life is already ruined.”

The last word seemed to spark something in Harry. “Your life isn’t ruined,” he answered. “I don’t believe that, Draco. I don’t believe that for a single moment.” He paused, taking a moment before he continued speaking. “I’m sorry that I didn’t reply immediately. I wasn’t judging you. Please don't think I was. I care about you. Anything I can do to help, I will.”

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Just gonna leave this here and go .. 

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10 Chapters | NC-17 | 122.000

Slow burn | Romance | Hurt/Comfort | Bonding | Post-Hogwarts

Malfoy finds a coin. Harry finds a letter.

A story about histories, a story about families. A story about a lemon tree somewhere in Upper Egypt.

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Ehrmagerd, it’s done. I can’t look at this anymore. Please take it away!

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Oneshot | NC-17 | 26.900

Hurt/Comfort | Post-Hogwarts

When Seamus uncovers Draco Malfoy's camboy profile, he, Harry and Ron decide to anonymously book a private show so as to humiliate him later. Fascinated by Draco's confidence, Harry keeps booking private shows under the disguise...

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Oneshot | NC-17 | 38.000

Mystery | Angst | Romance | Mpreg | Post-Hogwarts

Draco is an accomplished pure-blood curse breaker, and Harry is tasked with accompanying him on his latest job—cleaning up the Van Boer mansion, which has been under a devastating fertility curse for seven generations.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! So again a year has passed without recs from this page, Wups. Hopefully this one’ll make up for it! No? Shit. Guess I’ll just have to try and rec some more then!

Here we got super bad-ass cursebreaker!Draco and super powerful!Harry going on a little “trip” to Amsterdam. Wuhuuu. Harry’s basically Draco’s babysitter, but lucky for us that’s what we want, because we all know what’s going to happen in the end yaaaaaay! 

I loved this fic. I’ve always been a total sucker for mpreg, especially is it’s Draco who’s pregnant! Their characteristics were spot-on and I loved the addition of Pansy, Hermione, Narcissa and and a tiny bit of Lucius. 

Don’t get scared of by the tags, this fic is gorgeous and deserve all the love in the world!

Sorry for my horrible review, I don’t really write in English anymore so I’ve completely forgotten how to do it hah. 

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special vtines drarry request: the ideal drarry date. bonus points if draco cries, either from his feels or the sex or because he hates himself

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As readers we only know what Harry notices/pays attention to, and although we have no idea what color Cho’s eyes are or what Zacharias Smith’s voice sounds like, we know a lot about Draco Malfoy. Consider. We know:

His hair is blond. But not just blond. It’s a particular, white-blond color that gleams in the sunlight. 

And very sleek, but loose enough that it falls around his face if he moves around vigorously enough.

He has grey eyes. Not just grey, but specifically light grey.

Harry also frequently describes them as glittering or sparkling. 

He presumably has a sweet tooth as he gets regular sweets packages from home delivered by his eagle owl.

He has very pale skin which takes on a grayish tinge when he’s sickly.

He tends to narrow his eyes when he’s angry.

He doesn’t blush when he’s embarrassed but he does flush - just enough to give his skin a faint pink tinge. 

He tends to move his hands a lot when talking animatedly. 

His speech has a very specific drawling cadence and tone that makes his voice easily recognizable (to Harry at least).

This is all in canon.

Meanwhile, even though Harry and Ron are together practically 24/7 for seven years, we only find out that Ron’s eyes are blue halfway through Deathly Hallows. 

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Everyone knows they do this

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Let’s pretend I’m not late :’) Mermay!

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Cake

Draco’s always had a multilayered meringue and berry cake on his birthday. 

It’s been a tradition since before he can remember, and at this point it seems unthinkable that he might ever exchange it for anything else. After all, his birthday falls right around the time when wild berries are available fresh from the manor’s many thriving bushes. And by now Mimmy, his mother’s favorite house elf, can bake the cake to perfection every time. The berries are always plump and tart, and the meringue never cracks.

Draco doesn’t like multi-layered meringue and berry cake. 

He doesn’t hate it or anything. Not really. But after years and years of eating it, he’s bored. Anyway, he’s never actively wanted to eat anything containing meringue. And berries are all fine and good, but why bother putting them in a birthday cake when you can eat them fresh whenever you want and not even feel guilty for it? Isn’t birthday cake’s purpose to be so delicious and unhealthy is inspires guilt? If anyone in the history of the earth has ever felt guilty about meringue and berries, Draco will snog…hell, he’ll snog Potter.

But Draco’s mother loves multilayered meringue and berry cake, and Draco was raised to be a Proper Young Gentleman with Manners, so he’s never revealed his lukewarm feelings regarding this only birthday tradition. And so here he sits now, preparing to cut a cake that he really doesn’t want to eat for the thirty-seventh time while Pansy, Blaise, Greg, his mother, and his Aunt Andromeda all smile indulgently at him. Nothing for it but to plaster on his own smile and keep on.

“Sorry I’m late!” Draco hears just as he’s about to pick up the knife, and of course.

Of course it’s Potter. Of course he’s stumbled in like a giant oaf an hour late to Draco’s party. And of course he’s brought—

Holy shit. Potter’s brought a cake. 

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Draco’s sign: Insults: $1             *Potter: free of charge

I know they use knuts/galleons/sickles, but isn’t it funnier if for some odd reason Draco was collecting US muggle money??

(close ups of their expressions included because I can’t get over Harrys face)

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draco malfoy: i’ll take my secret love of potter to the grave

the grave: *beckons*

draco: POTTER

thank you to @dddraconis for the idea to do ‘dark twist on the little mermaid’ w/malfoy losing his gay ass voice <3

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Oneshot | K | 3600

Romance | Humour | Post-Hogwarts

All Harry and Draco wanted was a quiet weekend in the Lake District, but they may have made a small tack-tical error...

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Part of the All Life is Yours to Miss-verse. 

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Ficlet | K | 1700

Fluff | Humour | Kids

When spoiled toddler Draco's tantrums grow to epic proportions, they threaten Lucius' sanity. Narcissa saves the day with a pair of muggle squeaky shoes. 

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This was the cutest thing ever and I need a 100k more of the terrors of toddler!Draco, Lucius’ rapidly declining sanity and their lives!