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      Today is a new day.

   The previous few days have been nothing but work, stress and toying with emotions. Between Kano-kun’s stresses, Keahi’s attitude and the... newest addition to their posse having some kind of fit, he’s kind of glad they decided to go through with this egg hatching event. It’s a relief to them all.

      Watching their loyal worshipers rustle about to catch the new egg, gave Ferro great joy. Especially to see who would even put their own safety behind this precious Kid. As per celebratory reasons, Ferro has brought them all some hot cocoa to share together-- he would’ve preferred liquor but... he didn’t have any currently at his home to bring.

   “ A good way to start the New Year, fufu~ ”

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      Oh boy...

   The flickering presence of Keahi and Kano’s aura is very unsettling. He can almost see it from where he sits in his penthouse suite. The volcanoes are just in perfect view of the glass window before him. Ever since the renovations, a few things have definitely been off kilter; and Ferro is just trying to make the best of it.

      What’s going on over there? Should he get ahold of Kano?

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      Albeit the prior days drama, this has turned out to be such a spectacular day! ...For Ferro, that is. All his hard work, effort, blood, sweat and tears poured into building the islands; it simply is the best work Ferro’s ever done in his godhood. It almost brings tears to his eyes.

   BUT, he will not cry in front of his new residents. It’s an average group, not bad but not good. At least he’s not losing the competition. Reading over the list of names, Ferro smiles at his lovely guests from the head of the boat.

      “ Greetings, my dear residents! My name is Ferro and I’ll be your Island God of Ikaika~! If you have any questions, I’d be happy to offer my best answer. But I won’t answer any stupid questions, but of course no question is a stupid question. ...Ahem, please make sure you hold onto your ID’s, so that we can get you to your new home safe and sound~! ”

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      “ KANO-KUN! ”

   Cue a very hefty goat god to come hugging his boyfriend best friend at full speed.

‘WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP HERE, AGAIN. I WAS HAPPY, UP THERE AS A GOD AGAIN! FUCK YOU ALPACAS! DO YOU HEAR ME?! FUCK YOU!!!!’

And, here we have a goat god butt naked screaming at the skies above on the shores of Solitude. 

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He’s not for literally kissing up to people with God complexes, buuut… this is a God! So he’ll make the exception and lower to one knee; taking the hand and kissing at his knuckles.

“Wahaha, you think this is desperate? I did this for fans all the time. Does this mean you’re talking to me now~?”

     “ Hm... I suppose I can grant you the luxury of speaking to me. ”

   He’s had plenty of mortals come to kiss his feet in the past, but never had someone taken the extra step to bow before him. --He could get used to this.

      “ What is it you wish to converse about, dear little mortal? ”

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      “ Oh. You came back... What a shame.

   It was a lot quieter here without you. ”

“What the hell has been going on around here.”

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Well, give it here. Leo sure as hell isn’t passing that up.

     ...Attention is attention and Ferro is all too smug about giving his hand up for a kiss.

   “ Desperate, are you? ”

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      “ ...You have to kiss my hand if you want to talk to me. ”

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      ...So is he really the last Goat left on the island? First Kano-kun... and now even Keahi...? ...How selfish. How cruel. How will he fend off these mortals, all by himself?

   ...Then again, with no other Goats here to monitor his activities... perhaps he can finally go beat some sense into these lowly mortals.

      “ Better watch out kiddies. ”

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      Sits on the shore and plays My Heart Will Go On on his mini boombox...

   When will Kano-senpai return from the war?

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      Despite it being Lorelei’s Day... He can’t help but feel a bit irked right now. That mechanical beast has destroyed nearly half the buildings he’s just finished rendering.

   “ Selfish... stupid, stupid mortals... ”

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      Oh... so these flowers were sprouting because of Kano-kun’s help, huh? That’s so sweet.

   He’ll definitely have to pick some of these prettier ones out for the Water God. ...And some rotting Larkspur for Keahi, since he’s assured she’ll only return the favor.

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      Well that took an unexpected turn of events.

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      Oh... it’s starting to rain. Oh dear, and he has no umbrella.

   That’s quite alright-- now everyone can see his wet muscles.

      Maybe Kano will notice him now.

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      What would Kano like as a housewarming gift?

   Red leather boots? Or black leather boots?

      Or even baby seal leather boots?

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      Walks onto the island like, mm, yes, attention.