feverfangs

[feverfangs]

fUCK,, im prob not gonna be able to get my pride thingy out for pride month cause of seasonal depression (yes i get mine in summer sadly) so it'll prob have to come out sometime in july </3

[feverfangs]

For reference, this is what my banner looked like 😭😭

this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen because how on god's green earth did you make it all the way to my inbox and somehow miss the gigantic fucking hot pink banner of a guy being practically nose-fucked with a feather duster

[feverfangs]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[feverfangs]

giants who put me in their mouth while they jerk off so i’m surrounded by the sounds of them moaning

[feverfangs]

i um i um uh umm uhhh uuuum (grim belongs to @hakusins)

[feverfangs]

it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.

[feverfangs]

*dusts off lamp* genie: *emerges from the nozzle* "Greetings, mortal. By rubbing this lamp, you have released me from three-thousand long years of captivity. As a display of my gratitude, I shall grant thee three wi-" me: "gimme a man." genie: "Ah, so you crave companionship? That, I can d-" me: "make him allergic to everything. make him as sneezy as possible. I'm talking letting loose a fit of at least three if he even so much as pictures a flower in his mind, or inhales even a single speck of dust. nose as delicate as a tripwire. as sensitive as my feelings. and make 'em wet too... make 'em downright nasty. I mean I want to look like I got rained on if I try to kiss him. and that's where this next part comes in: make sure he always fails to cover, no matter how hard he tries. I wanna get hosed down, you feel me? and I need him to be whiney about it. I need him to be all 'ugh... mby ndose' y'know?"

genie:

genie: ". what"

[feverfangs]

Forgot when you changed your username all the links w/ ur old one become unusable ,,, spent like 10 mins fixing all my comic links lmao so they're fine now :3

[feverfangs]

this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen because how on god's green earth did you make it all the way to my inbox and somehow miss the gigantic fucking hot pink banner of a guy being practically nose-fucked with a feather duster

[feverfangs]

Just watched your username change in my notes in real time as I was checking them

HELPP 😭😭

me fr:

[feverfangs]

nvm I did it ^_^=

nvm cant change my username cause i was gonna change it to my twitter handle but it has the word "pussy" in it and im pretty sure tumblr wouldnt let me </3

literally 1984...

[feverfangs]

nvm cant change my username cause i was gonna change it to my twitter handle but it has the word "pussy" in it and im pretty sure tumblr wouldnt let me </3

literally 1984...

[feverfangs]

messy eater

[feverfangs]

A helpful little guide

[feverfangs]

I love when people tell you how messy their sneezes are in little, innocently descriptive ways.

"Ugh, I just sneezed all over my hands-"

"Fuck, I got snot on my book-"

Like..... bitch I'm about to nut!!!

[feverfangs]

one of my fav artists on this app saw the fan art I made for her,,,

[feverfangs]

sorry i said i wanna taste your blood do you still think im cute