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Here’s a more effective lifehack: Don’t buy a fucking iPhone 7.

just fukcing do it, just drill a fuckin hole in your goddamn 800 dollar phone, do it

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Hey, Apple! Y’know what a true act of courage would be?

Stop overpricing your shit and do something fucking worthwhile for once.

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That’s not even a ripoff of VeggieTales, that’s just straight-up fucking describing it.

Christian Fruits “Funversion Therapy” DVD

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tf2 is kill

Overwatch: Origins Edition 500-Follower Giveaway

Hey, folks! It’s time for my first ever giveaway. As some of you know, I won the Curse Contest for a free copy of Overwatch: Origins Edition! It’s hella cool that I won such a large-scale giveaway butttt… I already have the game! So, I decided to do a regifting sort of thing. No hard feelings, Curse! Anyway, onto the important stuff.

♕ THE PRIZE  ♕

♦ ONE copy of Overwatch: Origins Edition for PC (you will simply get a code, not a physical box).

☼ THE RULES  ☼

♦ You don’t have to be following me for the giveaway, but it’d be appreciated! Just check my blog for the kind of content you’ll find here and if you think you’d like me, then feel free to follow! Just please don’t follow for the giveaway and unfollow after it ends.

♦ Obviously I’d appreciate it if you only entered if you actually need a copy of the game/want it for a close friend/relative. Please don’t be rude. Let someone get this who doesn’t have the funds otherwise to. If you only want to reblog to spread the news and not to enter, please put #notentering in the tags.

♦ Tag this as #ovwgiveaway so I can search it on your blog if you win!

♦ No giveaway blogs.

♦ Your ask box must be open.

♦ If there is no response within 48 hours, I will have to pick another winner.

♦ As mentioned, this is purely digital, so no address is required for this giveaway.

☆ HOW TO ENTER   ☆

♦ 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Do not reblog multiple times. One entry per person.

Also, if not enough people enter (I’d say under 20), I have a right to cancel the giveaway and start over, just putting that in writing now. 

…aaand I think that’s about it! Giveaway ends June 3, 2016 @ 8:00 pm CST (a week from today) Get Reblogging! The world could always use more heroes!

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god bless you, @sonicthehedgehog

I didn’t back Might Number 9.

I never backed a Kickstarter

Feels fucking fantastic 

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adam sandler gun 

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kinda sad we live in an age where that has to be pointed out.

IS THIS A JOKE SHE’S HOLDING A FUCKING MCDONALDS BEVERAGE

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Only available through Humble Monthly.

Thanks but no thanks.

SHE’S BAAAAAAACK…!!

This is not a drill! After making her debut as an April Fool’s joke 3 years ago Cat Girl without Salad is a real game! Only available through Humble Monthly!

You guys, me and my friends have been working on this like crazy for the past couple months and I’m just so happy I can finally talk about it!

This game means a lot to me and I hope you all dig it when it comes out! :’)

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How to play Hanzo in #Overwatch

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omg wtf life hack

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