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May the Fourth Be With You

Don’t forget to wear glitter, take your meds, and practice self-care in honor of our dear departed Space Mom.

Blessed Be She Who Drowned In Moonlight, Strangled By Her Own Bra

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Stg, I need a less active imagination.

I’m not halfway through writing the stories that I’m currently working on and my brain is just like, “what new story should we be working on now???”

Please! Just let me write in peace!

I have enough story ideas!!!

#That’sEnoughSlices!!!!!!

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THE X-FILES | 6.02

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Ya know that feeling of when you've been having writer's block with this one fanfic basically all weekend?

And you're bitching about it to your best friend?

And she's like "send it to meeee! Send it to me NOW! I can help you! Gimme what you've got!! Let me have it!!!!"

So you send her not a rough draft, not a brain dump, not even a summary laying out your general ideas, but a massive, very very detailed (because "short and sweet" ain't in your vocabulary) story outline.

And it's not just massive, or just very detailed and long-winded (because you are a much more detail oriented writer than the canon author); it's also filled with your Authors Notes. A/Ns that would have been just as at home in a LiveJournal or FFN piece of fiction.

And then she responds with just outright key smashing, squealing, and fangirling. And she starts just begging "please! Where's the rest? I want more! I need the first draft! I need to know what happens next! I want everything now!!"

You know that feeling, right?

Yeah, that's the best fucking feeling in the world. 💙

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Can I just express my appreciation that we as a fandom chose "WolfStar" instead of "MoonFoot"?

Because MoonFoot sucks.

But WolfStar has the appropriate gravitas necessary for the bisexual (my H/C, don't come at me) disasters that are Remus "I'm-not -gonna-betray-my-ex-boyfriend's-confidences-even-though-it-might-be‐putting-my-late-best-friend's-son-at-risk" Lupin and Sirius "I-escaped-prison-and-instead-of-fucking-off-to-where-no-one-can-ever-find-me-I'm instead-gonna-go-commit-a-murder" Black.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE BACK!!!!

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If Doctor who were real: Elon Musk: *exists* Rose mother fucking Tyler: Absolutely not

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PSA FOR ANYONE DINING OUT TONIGHT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY:

Be kind to the restaurant staff. Please.

I promise you, we're trying to make the night special for you and your sweetheart. But while you're here to focus only on you and your partner, we have to focus on y'all two as well as all the other couples in our dining room.

We are tired. We are missing out on time with our own partners. We are overworked. We are underpaid. And we are trying our best!

Impress your date tonight (and every other night) by treating us like human beings!

PS: Don't take it out on the staff that they don't have the space for your walk in. You should have planned ahead and made that reservation a week ago. Valentine's Day is the same every year, stop acting as if it took you by surprise.

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canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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(Snape's funeral)

McGonagall: (just arrived, baffled) What is this?

Flitwick: ... I'm afraid Severus has... passed away, Minerva.

McGonagall: Passed away? *snorts* Nonsense.

(cups mouth) WHO'S BEEN IN PROFESSOR SNAPE'S STORE CUPBOARD AGAIN?

Snape: *sits bolt upright in coffin* WELL I WILL BE DAMNED IF IT ISN'T HARRY-FREAKING-POTTER

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"You know, I could pull up a million islands, but if you're not there to land on them..."

AUGHHHH WHAT DO YOU MEAN Maui has spent his entire life pulling up islands and doing heroic deeds for the love and adoration of humans only to NOW say that he only wants to do it for MOANA!!!!!