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HAPPY PRIDE! 🌈

Interview with the Vampire (2022 —)

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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Hey guys, please show some support for @save-mohamed-family!

His entire family - parents and brothers - are martyred, and he is trying to protect the only family he has left, his wife and children.

His wife is undergoing chemotherapy for cancer and needs help paying for her treatment. From what I understand she is on one of the last doses of the chemotherapy and they need help paying for this shot.

We should be doing our best to support situations of medical emergency to maximize best use of our impact.

(#192 on our verified list)

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who wants to wander around the forest with me and give a proper burial to dead beetles that we find on the path?

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silly guy i found down at the natural bathtub

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i could've been a little critter just scittering through the forest

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I need to lie down in a sunlight patch of moss, feel a gentle breeze on my skin, see afew bugs flying in the light, and eat berries Is that too much to ask

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Your dislike or phobia for certain animals never outweights the animal's right to exist and live, i keep running into this behavior and i don't know why some folks never got to learn that. Who do you think you are

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Every show I've ever loved I've dropped at least twice

And I don't know what that says about me

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undeniably some sort of

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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How the five year anniversary of the ides of march went down

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the primary colors sisters

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Never let some invisibly wrinkled centuries old bloodsucker give you shit for being new bitch on the block. They think they’re sooo mighty and powerful bc they’ve survived for sooo long when like 90% of that timeframe there weren’t any guns or cameras or borders so they could kill some random defenseless lady, fuck off 1 village east, and nobody would blink an eye. Now you pop around the block for a lazy bite to eat and 8 electric eyeballs bear witness to your target pulling iron and filling your gut with 9mm rounds before activating an international manhunt on your ass. Camarilla execs haven’t ever dealt with this shit personally. Some of these dusty motherfuckers predate widespread literacy and have never budged from their Embrace city and it damn well shows. I’d like to see one of London’s mutant ass 5th gen’s go without a kine proxy for a week in the modern day. They’ll guaranteed fumble the hunt after centuries of Doordashing their drinks and get inquisitors with phosphor rounds driving them out of their safe space. Can’t drive, no ID, no credit card, no records, not a fucking drop of patience for interacting with mortals, good fucking luck starting up in a new city much less getting to it. Call me an insolent whelp again bitch i’ll run you over with my car and selfie your broke and steamrolled ass to the groupchat #GoGrampa

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Harrowhark stuff I did a while back

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such