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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.

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thanks for the tag @vvanillavveins @buried-in-the-archives

no pressure tagging

@skyeoak @accidental-apocalypse @mortimermorningstar @foxpod @nothingfromnowherenooneatall

Blog & Blogger (picrew link). Tagged by @greypetrel , thank you dear!

Tagging: @shanaraharlyah @sweetjulieapples @the-arcane-archivist @tessa1972 @elisyn @knuttydraws @kittynomsdeplume and anyone who wants to play. No pressure, only fun.

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

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youre never alone. bacteria

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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*pokes you and gives you a bug*

Thank you so much for the prettiest of orchid mantises. I love them so much!!

Have a luna moth just for you!

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Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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thanks for the sparkly invite!

I'm bringing the wine and the best gossip (mostly cool facts about plants, sometimes animals)

and handing out plain white inconspicuous envelopes that sometime move (do not hold them up in frond of the light!) to my lovely mutuals @accidental-apocalypse @skyeoak @nothingfromnowherenooneatall @mortimermorningstar @vvanillavveins @foxpod @buried-in-the-archives @horrid-mothlegs @burlap-sack

Mutual sleepover time!! I’m bringing lemonade 🍋🍋🍋. Everyone yap about all your hyperfixations!!

@magical-sweet-kitty @i-apologize-in-advance @raythepsychic @rayne3636 @evilrobertsmith @dem0lition-lov3r @failed-verification @geewaysgreendayhoodie @gerardksser @handsonpictureframes @chrissyhoffmannwtf @notyourmarshall @noelgruberfr @new-zee-land @mikey-way-stole-my-kidney

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Excerpt from this EcoWatch story:

Environmental and science groups are suing the Trump administration for removing public information concerning climate and the environment from federal agency websites.

The Sierra Club, the Environmental Integrity Project, California Communities Against Toxics and Union of Concerned Scientists (UCS) filed a complaint on Monday in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia.

“The removal of these websites and the critical data they hold is yet another direct attack on the communities already suffering under the weight of deadly air and water,” said Ben Jealous, executive director of Sierra Club, in a press release from the grassroots environmental organization. “Simply put, these data and tools save lives, and efforts to delete, unpublish, or in any way remove them jeopardize peoples’ ability to breathe clean air, drink clean water, and live safe and healthy lives. The Trump administration must end its efforts to further disenfranchise and endanger these communities.”

The administration started going through agency websites and removing mentions of climate change days after President Donald Trump began his second term. These actions were coupled with the closing of environmental and climate offices and other activities meant to undermine environmental justice throughout the federal government.

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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