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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post

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Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

In summary; they totally fucked in that thing

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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Via Kira Knight

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X2: X-Men United (2003)

Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

After 21 years, someone finally takes him home.

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the positions in the first clip. in the first and second, wolverine's faces. in the third and fourth, logan going down on wade and wade tilting his head back and, im going to assume because there was music instead of fight scene noises, moaning.

i have literally seen porn less sexual than this.

not to mention lines such as "who's balls did i have to fondle? i cant say, but it rhymes with pulverine" and "if i wanted to hear you talk id take wolverine's dick out of your mouth." also deadpool telling wolverine to put away his "sexy man tits" or whatever that line was (probably butchered it).

i promise i will shut up about the honda odyssey fight scene now

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Deadpool (2018): "fuck Wolverine"

Deadpool (2024): fuck Wolverine 🏳️‍🌈?

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i promise i will shut up about the honda odyssey fight scene now

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HELP

No way there is a specific tag for the Honda Odyssey fight scene 💀

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Out of all the shit in the Honda Odyssey sex scene, I see no one talking about when Wade got thrown out of the car and Logan beckons him back into it. That is not the kind of taunting angry Wolverine does, it is however inherently flirtatious. In this essay I will outline why the Honda odyssey is not the only thing fucking hard-

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I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

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Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

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this is exactly what I saw

I think im going insane

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I've seen actual sex scenes that looked less like the characters were fucking, and much like with everything else in every other Deadpool movie - they knew what they were doing

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wtf.. they’re married

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wife.

Masaaki Sasamoto