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can i have a few dollars

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the profile pic....

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NFTs are here!

No one was more surprised by the recent boom of NFTs than we volunteers at the Tumblcryptid Adoption Center. Up until just a few months ago, we were under the impression that NFTs were our well-hidden secret...something we kept shielded from you and, frankly, ourselves. How did the rest of the world learn about them? We have no idea. You see, we have millions of NFTs we’ve kept under lock and key since the great NFT discovery in 2008. After weeks of hemming and hawing, we decided it is no longer our place to shield you from them. That’s why we’re holding our very own Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids (NFT) Adoption Fair.

You may remember the Tumbeasts. Those cunning Tumblcryptid sub-species were simply too beastly to be contained. They ravaged everything in their path. No enclosure could hold them. No trainer could mold their behavior. The Non-Fungible Tumblcryptids up for adoption today have been assessed for good behavior, are fully vaccinated, and do not want to steal your skin.

To adopt your own, visit your dashboard on the web and click the undulating “Summon thy Tumblcryptid” button right there at the top. To spread the word about our adoption fair, we’re going to reblog some of your best Tumblcryptids adoptions, fanart, and commentary right below this pinned post.

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cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

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why’s there still so many horny people on here??? don’t you have twitter??? sorry to burst your bubble but here we only talk about being trapped in abandoned grain silos

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okay so… .. . tumblrs response to 2021 is to turn their logo into a character for a calendar of obscure holidays

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yes.

tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat in an office somewhere and said, "you know what our userbase wants? to celebrate guy fieri's birthday. you know what we should encourage our users to do? log off and go to sleep." i am fascinated by these decisions. i would love to be a fly on the wall in a staff meeting, just once. who are these people and how do their minds work.

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Isn’t burying yourself in tumblr so comforting like we’re all going through it together, people on the outside of this app will never understand

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sometimes i see posts like this and i wonder if i know too much. if i have too much power. i simply sit and watch. i sit and eye the confusion and i know we have seen things no mortal has. who are these people? ask not for whom the bell tolls.

tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat in an office somewhere and said, "you know what our userbase wants? to celebrate guy fieri's birthday. you know what we should encourage our users to do? log off and go to sleep." i am fascinated by these decisions. i would love to be a fly on the wall in a staff meeting, just once. who are these people and how do their minds work.

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hey check this out. www.tumblr.com

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of course tumblr is telling us to go to sleep. we’re all the dreamer now.

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i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now