fifteenrats
fifteen slutty slutty rats in a trenchcoat
waow ain't that wild, son? *puffs cigarette* woudn'tcha know, this hellsite hasn't been deleted yet! back in my day, i could read a post about singing birds and then scroll down
once and see crazy detailed porn of luigi. thems were the good ol' days alright. what's that now? you're hungry? bah, back in my day we could only eat weed bunts. now you privileged youths get 40% vanilla extract. y'all are soft. *spits out chewing tobacco and stares wistfully off into the sunset*
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no one talk to me, im still completely and utterly infatuated with mr. miguel o'hara
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the most motivated i've been to quit vaping is whenever i look in the mirror and see that i've become a person who might be inclined to wear a fedora
#dont ask me how there's a correlation#there just is#i take a hit and then look in the mirror#and go 'what have i become'#for realsies tho hope everyone who's struggling with an addiction like me have as smooth a healing journey as possible#much as i joke about this its unfortunately hashtag real life and an active addiciton#we working on it tho boys
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did anyone order matching breakup paintings?
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nobody touch me on october fifth i shall be sick with the disease of freaky little gay men
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you think period cramps hurt? try having your fat chunky old man raccoon of a cat put 100% of his body weight into one (1) of his grubby little feet to prepare to decimate your left boob. checkmate, liberals
#it is okay bc he is very handsome#cat#big fat cat#old man cat#this is both a callout post and a desperate plea for help#i am having to peek through the dense forest of his fur to see the keyboard#he is trying to suffocate me#but he is purring so i shall forgive him
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sometimes i revisit my old tumblr blog like an archaeologist painstakingly uncovering a lost tomb and think, hey maybe i deserved to be bullied in high school
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yeah kissing is cool and all..... but what if you find me in your trap outside your fortified town during a zombie apocalypse and then you come and rescue me and serve me dinner and then we have incredible sex and fall in love and live the rest of our lives together growing strawberries before dying peacefully together instead??
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currently in court for my preferences for freak women we shall see the judgement soon
#lesbian#sometimes u gotta like em a little creepy#a little freaky#a little funky#its not a crime officer
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