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“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

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(wehaveaprxblem) “you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

A raspy breath; a tad more blood than usual coming from his nose and onto/out of his mask as he shot a grin to Houston; mask moving slightly to show it.

Of course he was getting up. Of course he was still raring to fight. Of course he was in pain.

“I’m fine, Mate. Just concentrate on the deposit boxes and I’ll work on the fuckin’ cowards with shields, yeah? I owe’em anyway..”

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(difficultyxtweak) “ drop your weapons! I said; drop your weapons!”

He immediately whipped around to face the cop-no.. Cloaker- He’d recognize that scarred up face anywhere. He’d ripped off the man’s helmet before in hand to hand fighting with him during a heist. 

Shit. 

Jimmy insisted they go on, as he was pinned and didn’t want them caught and arrested. Now as he was trying to flee the scene he was met by this asshole? 

…Great.  

“What seems t’be the problem, officer?”

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{One-man-war-machine} “I used to say my brain is run by a little hamster running on a wheel and sometimes my little hamster goes too fast and falls off his wheel and I short-circuit.”

He was worried about his friend, he really was. Jimmy merely put a hand to Henry’s back, rubbing his shoulder. “Mind giving you trouble again, Lad? We could always scan through things just to give you a good one over.. yes?”

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DISCORD SHENANIGANS 1 

“ I mean, you did offer boobs. “ “ NO. NO. I absolutely refuse. “ “ Why are all my extremities cold? “ “ Change of plans! We’re all joining forces to destroy this guy! “ “ Yeah, I’m coming out. Coming out as PISSED! “ “ YES! ______ is suddenly in ___’s universe! ” “ Y’know, in Australia, sometimes gravity just doesn’t work! “ “ ___, I’m okay with you killing him/her/them now! “ “ Hang on…Hang on….HANG ON….I hate you all. “ “ They got a really cool zoo… And corn. “ “ Do you have…the corb? “ “ YOU BETTER HAVE CORN OR SO HELP ME! “ “ You all need to cease and desist. “ “ Mozzerella sticks would be so fucking good right now. “ “ No I changed my mind: this is my Hell. Listening to you guys sing the song of my people. “ “ Hewwo, my cwient pweads the fifth “ “ Oh I thought they named their cat bastard “ “ I thought you said wisten “ “ Who’s playing Animal…Animal Ding? Now wait- “ “ Did they bring Danimals back?! “

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     Shitty Starters From Conversations With My Boyfriend

“Please don’t freeze yourself.”

“Does this make me a monster fucker?”

“Child, make better life choices please.”

“I’ll fight you. With cuddles. Meet me in the blanket pit.”

“Too late. I’m a ghost. Or maybe a vampire.”

“I’m making it my job to make sure you get lots of good food and good sex.”

“I hate this so much. The United States feels like a bad fever dream.”

“You’ve murdered me.”

*narrows eyes* “I see the need to fight.”

“Being a hoe is always allowed in this house.”

“Should I be afraid of what this nerdiness entails?”

“You’re gonna melt me!”

*sprawls across your muse’s lap* “You should look at me lovingly and also pay attention to me because I want attention.”

“Here in _____ we defeat the patriarchy with our tits out.”

“I used to say my brain is run by a little hamster running on a wheel and sometimes my little hamster goes too fast and falls off his wheel and I short-circuit.”

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              The Prom (musical) → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ When I’m in character, I make the people feel my pain. ❞

❝ If they don’t leave depressed then I’ve not done my job. ❞

❝ Even the people who are dead inside will shout bravo! ❞

❝ We’re a hit and I think we deserve it! ❞

❝ It’s almost too much to sit through. ❞

❝ In this day and age being gay isn’t a crime. ❞

❝ This is our moment to change the world, one lesbian at a time. ❞

❝ We’re gonna help that little lesbian whether she likes it or not. ❞

❝ Let’s go help that dyke. ❞

❝ Note to self: Don’t be gay in [location]. ❞

❝ There are places where it’s in to be out. Maybe San Francisco or thereabout. ❞

❝ If you’re not straight, then guess what’s bound to hit the fan? ❞

❝ It wouldn’t be high school without a test. ❞

❝ Just close your eyes and count to ten. Go to your happy place and then try not to combust. ❞

❝ Who’s this girl you’re gonna bring to the prom, anyway? ❞

❝ I didn’t know we had more than one lesbo in town. ❞

❝ Who know asking out a girl to the prom would go over just like an atom bomb? ❞

❝ Just breathe, picture a Xanax in your hand. ❞

❝ Try journaling or start a blog. Just end the sinner monologue. ❞

❝ Just smile and nod. ❞

❝ I read three quarters of a news story and knew I had to come. ❞

❝ I’ve been far too angry to google what those letters mean. ❞

❝ How do you silence a woman who’s known for her belt? ❞

❝ It’s not about me. ❞

❝ The Post once said I was too old to play Eva Perón. ❞

❝ I understand furious townfolk. I did Beauty and The Beast. ❞

❝ I didn’t come here to make a scene. ❞

❝ It’s not about me, although I’m rich and famous. ❞

❝ I don’t want to start a riot. I don’t want to blaze a trail. ❞

❝ I don’t want to be a scapegoat for people to oppose. ❞

❝ I just wanna dance with you. ❞

❝ Who cares what other people say? ❞

❝ I just want to hold you. ❞

❝ I accept that I was born a handsome man. ❞

❝ Let us accept one another. ❞

❝ This is what I learned at Julliard. ❞

❝ Bigotry’s not big of me and it’s not big of you. ❞

❝ Let’s not be total dicks. ❞

❝ My life was perfect but so routine. ❞

❝ You happened and look what happened to me. ❞

❝ Go to prom with me, _____? ❞

❝ No more hiding how we feel anymore. ❞

❝ I won’t hide if you’re by my side. ❞

❝ It’s pretty obvious there’s no going back. ❞

❝ Before I met you, I was a mess. ❞

❝ I was so lonely, a total wreck. ❞

❝ Soon it’s time to share it publicly. ❞

❝ A distraction is momentary. An escape helps you heal. ❞

❝ You make it sound so beautiful. ❞

❝ I can turn this butch-y duck into a swan. ❞

❝ Your whole look could use a shake-up. ❞

❝ You can borrow all my make-up and the pair of spanks I currently have on. ❞

❝ Treat the whole world like your runway. ❞

❝ Try to flip your hair like Cher and drag queens do. ❞

❝ I don’t mean to be rude. But you could use some attitude. ❞

❝ Tonight belongs to you. ❞

❝ Live’s no dress rehearsal. ❞

❝ You might find this disconcerting, but old [name]’s done some flirting. ❞

❝ Try to bat your eyes and smize each time you grin. ❞

❝ You be Elphie, I’m Glinda!   ❞

❝ It’s makeover time so why not just give in? ❞

❝ I mean even I would do me. ❞

❝ Let’s show the world tonight belongs to us. ❞

❝ I have worked very hard on this night and I have a right to enjoy it, too. ❞

❝ Now you are going to have a wonderful prom. Like a normal girl. I made sure of that. ❞

❝ I don’t like when strangers get in my way. ❞

❝ Fixing little problems is what I do. ❞

❝ Now get your ass in the car. ❞

❝ Give it some zazz. ❞

❝ Zazz will soon make fear become your bitch . ❞

❝ There’s no contest for a girl who has some zazzmatazz. ❞

❝ Strut your stuff like no chick in this hick town has. ❞

❝ I just don’t think I can do it. The thought of getting up in front of all of those people… ❞

❝ Look at my hands! They’re shaking. ❞

❝ If your hands are shaking, just turn ‘em into jazz hands. ❞

❝ The lady’s improving. ❞

❝ You’ll ask, “is she perfect”. My answer is nope! ❞

❝ I know what you’re doing. ❞

❝ I’m begging you, don’t give up on her/me/him/them yet. ❞

❝ You’re trying to appeal to the fan in me. Well, it won’t work, I’m not a fan anymore. ❞

❝ I know you’ve got standards – Feel free to give notes. ❞

❝ Seriously, this is unsettling. It’s like a fantasy that I don’t want to have. ❞

❝ Everybody thinks that I’ve got some kinks that I’ll never work out. ❞

❝ You can’t cherry pick the bible, choosing which part you wanna believe. ❞

❝ … Or we could use some common sense instead. ❞

❝ There’s one rule that trumps them all: Love Thy Neighbor. ❞

❝ You don’t feel even slightly bad for _____ ? ❞

❝ Well, maybe she was always gay. ❞

❝ He’s just trying to confuse us. My stepdad always says– ❞

❝ You mean your parents are divorced? ❞

❝ Not to oversimplify, but the scripture does imply that your mom will have to die. How’s tomorrow if she’s not got any plans? ❞

❝ There’s no way to separate which rules you can violate. ❞

❝ Let’s hope you don’t masturbate 'cause the scripture says we’ll have to cut off your hands. ❞

❝ You know what my mother is like. She’s a total control freak. ❞

❝ The hair has to be perfect. The As have to be straight. ❞

❝ You have to join the debate club, on that there’s no debate. ❞

❝ You’ll have bible camp each summer to keep you pure and clean. Endless rules apply when you’re [name]. ❞

❝ Trophies have to be first place, ribbons have to be blue. ❞

❝ I wish there was a world where I was simply free to live. ❞

❝ I wish when people criticized me I had no more shits to give. ❞

❝ I wish when I told myself ‘be brave’ I wouldn’t cave. ❞

❝ My feelings have to be phony and my weight has to be tracked. ❞

❝ I have to improve all of my strong points and hide things that I lack. ❞

❝ Mom’s convinced if I’m perfect my father might come back. ❞

❝ I’m not yourself, I’m not what she wants. I’m someone in between . ❞

❝ My whole life’s a lie. ❞

❝ I believe you have feelings for me, but I can’t do this anymore. It hurts too much. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ After twenty-nine years I am finally going to prom. ❞

❝ I wish I could tell that sad kid I was: just stop crying into your Cheetos. ❞

❝ Though it’s been years I might call my mom. ❞

❝ If you’re not happy I’m over you. ❞

❝ Look at me mom! ❞

❝ Some hearts can conform, fitting the norm. ❞

❝ I tried to change, thinking how easy life could be. ❞

❝ There wasn’t much hope for this unruly heart of mine . ❞

❝ You came along and, right or wrong, feelings began to overflow. ❞

❝ No matter what the world might say, this heart is the best part of me. ❞

❝ I won’t stay hidden anymore. ❞

❝ I am who I am. ❞

❝ Nobody out there ever gets to define the life I’m meant to lead. ❞

❝ I think my parents always knew. ❞

❝ Nothing made sense until him. ❞

❝ She’s the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ We gotta make this place look fabulous! ❞

❝ Let’s build a prom for everyone. ❞

❝ It’s time to dance. ❞

❝ Time to get dressed up. ❞

❝ So is that what not failing feels like? ❞

❝ I bought a corset. I’m gonna need help with the laces. ❞

❝ I’ll do you, you’ll do me. ❞

❝ This is more than I dared wish for. ❞ 

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“Jimmy get out of the bathroom and stop snorting cocaine!” D:< “I have a belt!”

Inhuman hissing just comes from the bathroom for a moment before a loud inhale. 

“I’mma stay right here, thank you! Especially since you’ve gotta get me out ta hit me with’at belt!”

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//Ok, I’m back guys. Apologies for jumping off the face of the earth again. Also.. HOW ABOUT THAT ENDING THO GOOD LORD.//

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//Hmm. Please don’t force ship Jimmy or any of his avatars. I just got a really raunchy ask and I’m not really cool with that. I don’t know your character and neither does he.//

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//I really need to do a new theme and look for my blog. It feels sort of weird to me. //

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Okay but did all of your clones snort coke at least once? Maybe even yourself?

He sniffs. Oh, someone was talking to him. Whoops. 

“Sorry mate, didn’t register for a tick there. Have we all?… Believe it or not, nah. The Professor, Beret, Sniper, Age, and Alto haven��t.”

Wringing his hands for a moment, Ad grins before confessing. “Now.. Jimmy-our core- has. He was a bit of a party animal when he was younger. He’d given up everything but drinking by the time we came around though.”

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“Jimmy what are your kinks?” ( ° ͜ʖ° )

Ad wiped his nose before snickering.

“Depends on who yer asking, really. We’ll be here all day if I list mine, but some are choking, knifeplay, letting me do lines off ya, bloodplay, etc.”

This avatar was the most wild. Sometimes it even scared Jimmy what popped in his mind when he swapped to him.

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“Shit Jimmy! How the fuck do you not loose count of all these fucking avatars????”

Ad huffs, shaking his head with a smile. 

“Well, it’s a little hard sometimes if we’re honest here, but We don’t really remember everything from each other so I can’t really tell ya how they feel.”

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Oiiiii still active? ❤️

//Yeah, sorry my friend! I’m back now.//