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whatever you call them... they have assembled.

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He’s a FORMER DRUG ADDICT he has BIPOLER DISORDER he’s a survivor of CHILDHOOD DOMESTIC ABUSE he’s the MOST POWERFUL GUY ON EARTH he’s SUICIDAL he was DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP he DID THE DISHES he’s BRUNET he’s BLOND he’s a HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT he’s a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT he can SEE YOUR WORST MOMENTS he’s from FLORIDA

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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i wrote a thunderbolts fic!! featuring baby alpine, the taco shield, a bodega employee with a crush on yelena (who couldn't care less), john "allergic to cats" walker, and a team effort gaslighting session <3

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"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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Lantanas in the afternoon.

Bsky / Tip jar

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the culturally american past time of sitting in your car alone for no reason

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Dayspring, Anthony Oliveira

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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a line of travis konecny trevor zegras matvei michkov is the kind of line a cartoonist dreams of. matvei ripping that whistle right out of a the refs mouth, punching macklin then acting like he was being unfairly persecuted arms thrown UP, tk at worlds yelling MEEe??? incredulously, attaboy horny serve that one bud ya useless fuck. i was born at night not last night etc and trevor whose facial expressions could be seen from space getting on the mic and saying every dude on the coyotes is a joke and should be EMBARRASSED. also chirping im a 170 lbs. the wells fargo center or whatever they rechristen it as is about to be a wwe leetle annoying bastards special event every night babey

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THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

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tired: the thunderbolts making fun of john because they hate him

wired: the thunderbolts making fun of john because it's a natural response to verbally beat the shit out of your brother (whom you love. because he's your brother. and also because he's a shithead)

inspired: the thunderbolts banding together in an unstoppable juggernaut of uncontainable comedy to annoy the god given fuck out of bucky barnes

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I've been thinking about this all day.

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Does he always just stare like that?