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i remember 1 time when i was like 7 someone told me it was good to talk to plants so i still have a habit of asking my houseplants how theyre doing. i also say hi when i pass trees and flowerbeds. as u can probably imagine, i get a lot of weird looks thrown my way

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the world is literally in such shambles that i, a highly passing transman, can be catcalled whilst wearing basketball shorts and a x-men shirt. i look like i just stepped out of a highschool gym buddy; you look well into your 40s. im trying to walk home please leave me alone

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happy birthday to me and minecraft!!

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i just passed a sign that said olde town...while driving. its time lads

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mel is blaring hung up by madonna in the other room n im shook lmao

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ELLEN FRIENDED MY MOM ON FACEBOOK???? WHAT THE FUCK

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i was in line at walmart n this guy that looked like chris pratt was behind me but he was actually an employee at the walmart buying a soda while on break n his name was gabe

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漢字ギャルズを使用する方法を考え出した!!! スタン!!!

[translation: figured out how to use kanji hotties!!! we stan!!!]

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i was just given a 30 minute presentation on why leviathan is a furry and azrael is a scalie bc theyre dating at some point in the timeline. these are my own characters. i feel violated and enlightened at the same time

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my neck, back, and shoulders: aching

my hands: shaking

my eyes: literally about to shutter in exhaustion

my entire lower body: so numb that theyve ascended to another astral plane

my physical form: ready to pass the fuck out onto a slab of concrete

my brain: doing 90 in a 2

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tbh if anyone wants 2 kno how my life is goin, ive been listening to love rollercoaster by the ohio players for the past hour n half. also im playin uno w sammy n getting my ass utterly kicked

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most winged insects: hi

me: hrgegruurhrgrh crawlyyy

bees, butterflies, other cuties: hi

me: hrgegruurhrgrh babeyyy

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theres a road in my city called wiggington. thats all

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dear brain, what the Fuck

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mels lil bro was doing his hw at our house n he said "i fucking hate this ass shit" n then looked up from the book n went "wait thats not it chief" and started crying??? what the everloving hell

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minecraft music feels like coming home...

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i just heard mel quietly go ‘‘shit’’ in the other room bdjabfibajfbehe