#im so concerned

[misathinks]

I never watched project meridian bc I just never had interest in it but I just saw somebody say Marcus FUCKED a robot?????? There’s NO way

[spidernuggets]

anyone got good jason todd (pref Titans verse) x fem/gn! reader. im genuinely concerned that ive read every single fic on every platform it's actually scary.

I'll offer my whole bank acc of 50c for anyone who can give me a ff on any platform that is good that i havent read yet

[brainewrought]

I really really need to know the intricate history of how the bowuigi ship started but I also desperately want to go back to when I didn't know it existed.

[nerdneeniya]

Hey question for 2012 tmnt fans, do the other set of turtles that just fucked off to space ever come back? Is that ever resolved? Are they just out there having space adventures forever never wanting to come home???

[ethan-is-obsessed]

Help i have attained a Blorbo

I simply love him. I want to be him. I want him to become a Clawthorn and join the Bad Girl Coven™️

He is a little rule follower who would do anything for his Uncle's approval and trusted him blindly only to find out he was just one of many disposable golden guards- he was destined to betray Belos and be replaced- he was just an imitation of someone who is long deceased. His whole world has been flipped upside down and set on fire. He is just a lost lad who wants to feel the validation of being a good kid.

I love him profusely and don't know how to cope. Should I sob or should I read fanfiction for comfort? A classic found family trope, if I may?

No, it is too soon for comfort i must marinate in this misery so that I may process it before I can properly move on and seek comfort.

[etchedstars]

me when the first grader im teaching abt passover starts cheering whenever someone says a different plague

[strawbs-screaming]

had a nightmare that i got top surgery & my dad stapled them back on

[worldsokayestdragon]

Dean: hugs Sam when there isn't a looming apocalypse and neither of them just came back from the dead

me: oh my god is he about to kill himself?

[squorp]

guys my brother just said “mr frodo!!!” to himself and it was quiet for a moment and then he yells “ah sam!!! my irish fuckslave!!!!”

[justablah56]

hey I'm sorry but wtf does this mean

what the fuck

[catmask]

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know

[tabooballoonpolice]

AO3 should have a "private all bookmarks" button so that when you offhandedly tell your dad he could put his final fantasy fanfiction on Ao3 and he actually takes you seriously you don't have to go through and painstakingly edit every bookmark you've ever made before he inevitably asks to "friend" you on AO3.

[undemons-your-lemon]

man, my dreams have been weird as hell recently. first it was the rachel elizabeth dare dream from a couple days ago, then it was my dream last night where there were greek gods in my house and i was flying 💀

like wtf is my brain on ??

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[formeuii]

how did I watch this w a straight faces yrs ago omg?

[joedemonfoster]

drink the dish soap ):imasking so nask cancelled ohfuck i cn still taste the soap -nicholas

ps pleasedont drink the soap it hurts so much

Nicholas, am I going to have to take that away? Why do you keep drinking the soap?