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straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!

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In conclusion Copia needs love and recognition and to be understood and listened to. and a blowjob. Goodnight

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i'm having a lot of unholy thoughts about kneeling between that old monitor and the yellow couch doing unspeakable things to Copia while he rants for a few hours, reassure him that no one will ever be as good as him. really gets me going when he's a petty little hater in his neat little all-black designer outfit.

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The reason Copia is so soft and plush and made up of Shapes is because his body is meant to absorb shock from when it’s slammed and pinned up against a wall for impulsive making outing. Ingenious design, really.

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it’s called a “happy” trail for a reason… i see a man’s happy trail and i start jumping up and down in excitement saying “yay” “yippee” “this is the best day ever” “woohoo” and other things in that vein… u would too if u had any soul

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I was not made for capitalism I was made for having tea and cakes and talking about fictional man cock

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👅

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Pussy so fat. That's it. Just pussy so fat

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That sexy thighs 🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵

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Asking the Papas to Take Your Virginity

• Headcanons below the cut •

Primo

He’s a little surprised you would come to him rather than one of his younger brothers, but flattered nonetheless and also very willing

At a point in his life, requests like this were very normal, but, in his age, it’s definitely been awhile

You come to his room early and he spends a while making sure you are comfortable before proceeding. Including having a glass of wine together , talking about things unrelated, and allowing him to hold you to grow used to the feeling of being touched

Definitely a slow, but enjoyable night. He talks you through absolutely everything and never makes a single move without verbal permission

It may have been awhile, but he’s still got it.

Secondo

Just as experienced as his elder in this territory.

He’s not very surprised at being approached about this, as he has somewhat of a reputation. He agrees with very little convincing

Spends a lot of time talking things over beforehand, both from a personal perspective but also religious. He recites a satanic prayer as he undresses you

As they all are, he’s good at keeping you comfortable. It starts with a lot of touching before moving forward. He’s got good hands for caressing, and is very gentle with them

He keeps things at your pace all night, pausing every so often to check in. One of Secondo’s favorite spots on his partner is their neck, so a lot of attention in that area

Willing to go a second round should you request

Terzo

Very happy that you’ve come to him. There is nothing Terzo loves more than being there for his congregants- nothing he loves more than pleasing people

He takes you out to dinner first, eager to ease into it. Keeps a close eye on how you’re doing all night

A romantic at heart, he gets things started with kissing. Nothing too intense, just soft, simple kisses that start at your lips and quickly travel.. just about everywhere else

He’s largely into body worship and praise and spends a lot of time telling you how beautiful you are , and how well you’re doing

Despite how into it he gets, he manages to keep things at a moderate pace and not go overboard or overwhelm you

Asks at the end if there’s anything else you want to do or try

Copia

Shocked (visibly) when you ask - even though he quickly realizes he shouldn’t be. He’s Papa now - what did he expect?

Initially hesitant , but ultimately agrees. He’s not half as used to this as the others

When you come over, he is nervous but not incompetent. It’s clear he wants to make your first time a good time and is anxious to do so

Talks to you about the way you want to do things as opposed to immediately taking charge. His actions and movements are a little shy and awkward at first, but once you’re truly started he becomes a lot more confident

He does his job but barely manages to last as long as you. Poor Copia, he can’t help it

Ends with kissing and falling asleep in each other’s arms