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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more about it keeping you company

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being engaged and also someone who reads/has read a great deal of fanfiction means the knot website is both semi-useful and deeply amusing

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If you are interested in a fanfiction about Aragorn’s hunt for Gollum, A Long and Weary Way by Canafinwe on fanfic.net is a masterpiece. It’s a very long fic but worth it. I read it years ago and it remains one of the most impressive fanfics I’ve ever read. Canafinwe’s other Tolkien work is excellent too.

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his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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in my feverish Tamora Pierce re-read I just got to the circle opens and I have a thought: bisexual Duke Vedris.

He loved his wife, and now he is in a committed relationship with Baron Erdogun I don't make the rules!

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Sam by Maia O. Tolkien's "chief hero", a gardener. The one who grows, tends, nurtures. It's too perfect 😭😭😭

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You can only post this once a year

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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!