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Chapter one of my project!

The final hour of manasmiths

By: XxReapedxX

Chapter 1 (Hiro)

I woke up to the sun (bright) shining through my window, at least I wish that was true. It was actually Clerry screaming “HIRO WAKE UP! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!!!” through the window, even though I'm on the second floor. How did she get up here? Her giant ladder that she owns to get to my window, every. single. morning. My bowels immediately evacuated the premises, and she began giggling “hehehehehehehehehe” I’m pretty sure she saw me shit my pants, and it was NOT funny. I got out of bed and got dressed. Clerry watching consistently. Then, I went to the bathroom, Rory watched me (through the window) brush my teeth, and TAKE A BATH, as he yelled, “awwww… is the widdle baby too scared to take a shower??”  I went downstairs to eat my cereal, Clerry, Tsune, and Rory watching me, noses pressed up against the window, in, out, in, out, as their breath fogged up my window. “I’m gonna have to clean that later!” I shrieked. I went outside and Elizabeth was sitting in MY rocking chair, smoking a cigarette, “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” I caterwauled in her general direction. Elizabeth stared at me, making uncomfortable eye contact, her face saying a million words. Clerry jumped down from the roof, her boobs bouncing breastily like balloons in the wind. Rory slid down the side of my roof like a slide, landing on his bottom, Clerry took a second to giggle at him, and rushed towards me wrapping me in a warm embrace. I began to notice Tsune, shaking her head disapprovingly and going “tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,tsk,” I stuck my tongue out at her, and she rolled her eyes at me. Clerry finally let go of me, and she said “well, we better get going” Clerry said.

You might be confused about what’s happening right now, Well, I’m Hiro! Everyone’s favorite Hiro! (get it? Get it? DO YOU GET IT!?)

Funny puns aside, these idiots you have met so far are the party members that are SUPPOSED to help me save the world and shit, instead they spend all day eating their boogers and smoking on my front fucking porch. We have Clerry, who I don't think really likes me that much, Elizabeth who is mute :( so sad. Then we have RORY, he is the type to kick a cat for fun and is a dick to everyone, and seems to be a professional at it, and finally Tsune, who is always kind to everyone she meets no matter what. They do have their upsides, Clerry can heal with the power of god. Then we have Elizabeth, a talented mage from the famous Shayclaw family. Then we have Rory, I dont know why he is with us, he just bullies people. Then we have Tsune who punched through a tree yesterday. Help me help she scares me HELP. Then we have the one and only (drum roll please) ME!! I was gifted with the talent to cut a motherfucker to pieces with my cool ass sword made from a dragon's claw that has been passed down from an ancient relative talking about a prophecy, or some bullshit like that. Named Snuggles. ( I hate my family) What prophecy have I been alluding to? The “Death Of Mana '' event, which sucks because my entire party is manasmiths, people who use mana to do cool stuff and shit. The Dark Lord is gonna break the tie of mana to the world and kill da gods or something, idk his name doesn't sound like someone who would do that. He sounds so Nice and Strong! Anyways, im supposed to kill him and save the world with the help of these other fuckers but idk how thats gonna happen with them. 

Anyways; today we are supposed to go fight some Big Ass Monster™, but Clerry insists we go to the library to study up, or some bullcrap like that. When we arrived at the library we pushed open the glass door and the bell rang, “Ding, dong, Ding” and an old lady greeted us at the door "Yo yo! Whatchu need homie??”

To be continued

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My mom will come home to me eating a whole ass Hershey chocolate bar and I'll just be like "it was an accident"

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My Project.

I'm currently working on a writing project called Final Hour of Manasmiths. I will be posting it one chapter at a time to Tumblr, and other platforms. You better keep watch, because it's coming, It's coming, It's coming.