𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
basically i was looking over the protective prompts and the hero prompts and it hit me that like. the unbridled angst and vibes of the whole “post-battle” scene, or a scene set after an attack or a disaster or smth, needs to be ADDRESSED!!! and so y’all get the full weight of my angst today, sprinkled with a lot of teamwork and selfless and sacrificing vibes. i hope you enjoy! do NOT add further contributions to this list!!! i will curse your potato crops!!!
DIALOGUE PROMPTS.
“ can you hear me? hey… [NAME], can you hear my voice? “
“ come on… wake up. please… please wake up… “
“ oh! oh, thank god! i thought we lost you… “
“ hey, hey… look at me, okay? you gotta get up now. you think you might be able to walk? ‘cause they sent for back-up, and if they find us… we cannot let them find us. understand? “
“ go, go! save yourself! i’ll buy you some time! “
“ we both know i’m not walking out of this one. it’s okay, alright? it’s okay… just… do me a favor, will you? will you make them pay for this? i don’t care how. but… don’t let them get away with it. “
“ hey, how badly are you hurt? can you move? you think you can walk? “
“ if you can’t walk, i’m gonna have to carry you, alright? we can’t stay here. “
“ hey, look at me. i’m slowing you down, we both know it. it’s okay. i’ll hide and wait for back-up; you get yourself out of here. “
“ you’re gonna need to climb up on my back, you’re slowing us down with that injury. “
“ will you quit talking like that?! i’m not leaving you behind! “
“ what the hell are you doing here?! i told you to get out of here! “
“ you’re shivering… hey. hey, listen to me, okay? everything’s gonna be alright, i promise. here… take my jacket. don’t worry, i’m warm-blooded. “
“ i’ll get blood on your shirt… “
“ hey, don’t you dare close your eyes, you hear me? you die in my arms, and i’m gonna stick the dry-cleaning bill for this shirt in your coffin, that’s a promise! “
“ i know we almost died just now, but… am i the only one who’s hungry? “
“ we need to get you to a hospital… “
“ hey, come on now… you’re okay. you’re good, right? “
“ i must be hurt pretty bad if you’re being this nice to me. “
“ quit playing the martyr. we’re not leaving you behind. “
“ you know, i hate to be the negative voice, but… did… did we just lose? “
“ look at me… i’m not gonna make it. it’s okay, i’m fine with that. but… you can’t stay here. you’ve got a good long life ahead of you. and you’re smart, too; too smart to wait around here and waste that long life. so you get out of here, and you go live that life. live it for both of us. will you promise me you’ll do that? “
“ back-up isn’t coming. is it? we’re on our own, right? “
“ can’t sleep, huh? it’s okay. it’s probably all that adrenaline and shock; i can’t sleep, either. wanna keep each other company? “
“ i don’t give two shits about the back-up; i’m just happy you’re alive. “
ACTION PROMPTS.
as always, add a “+ REVERSE” to switch the roles!
[ CARRY ]: having found the receiver in an injured/weak/unconscious state, the sender carries them in their arms to safety.
[ TILT ]: the sender gently tilts the receiver’s chin up so that they can check to see if they’re okay.
[ PULL ]: sender takes the fallen receiver’s hands and carefully pulls them up so that they’re standing once more.
[ WAIST ]: sender, while physically supporting and steadying the receiver, loops an arm around their waist for extra support.
[ BACK ]: sender crouches down slightly to let the wounded receiver climb on their back, giving them a piggy-back ride to safety afterwards.
[ HAIR ]: while in the process of checking the receiver for injuries or other signs of harm, the sender gently brushes several strands of hair from their eyes.
[ TEND ]: sender begins to care for the receiver’s injuries.
[ LEAN ]: the wounded sender leans against the receiver for physical support.
[ SUPPORT ]: the sender encourages the wounded receiver to lean against them for physical support.
[ PUSH ]: the sender gently pushes the receiver back to lie down so they can check them properly for injuries.
[ COAT ]: sender removes their jacket and drapes it around the shoulders of the trembling receiver.
[ BLANKET ]: just as they’re all about to go to sleep, the sender covers the receiver with their own blanket.
[ AWAKE ]: the sender, unable to sleep, gets up to go for a walk, and finds that the receiver is also unable to sleep.
[ TOGETHER ]: when the receiver awakens, they discover that the sender has been sleeping next to them, arms wrapped around one another for warmth, comfort, protection ( or something more… )
[ BANDAGE ]: the sender sits down across from the receiver and begins to bandage their wounds.
[ DRAG ]: unable to leave them behind, the sender drags the wounded receiver out of danger and into a safe hiding place for both of them to wait until help arrives.
[ TOUCH ]: the sender nudges or touches the receiver to check and see if they’re alright after the attack.
[ CLEAN ]: the sender gently and carefully begins to bathe the blood/soot/ash/dirt from the receiver’s skin during a moment of calm.
[ PRIORITY ]: when they arrive at a designated safe place, the sender refuses to be examined or cared for until the receiver is taken care of first.
[ PROMISE ]: before leaving to get help/food/water/a rescue mission etc, the sender assures and promises the receiver that they’ll return safely, refusing to bring them along or to stay behind.
[ BROKEN ]: after having promised the receiver that they’d return, it’s learned that the sender died during their mission. how does the receiver respond?
[ TRAPPED ]: after having promised the receiver that they’d return from a mission, the receiver learns that the sender has been kidnapped or otherwise trapped, requiring a rescue mission to bring them home.
[ RESCUE ]: the sender and receiver reunite after the sender embarked upon an infamously perilous rescue mission to save the receiver.
[ FOUND ]: after a massive rescue mission to try and find the missing receiver, the sender is the first to find them just as the efforts are about to be abandoned.
[ HOPE ]: just as the receiver is about to lose hope in ever finding the sender again, a message or clue of some kind is discovered that essentially guarantees that the sender is still alive, restoring the receiver’s hope once more.
[ CLING ]: having finally been reunited, the sender pulls the receiver into a tight, overwhelmingly relieved embrace, clinging to them and burying their face in their shoulder. the whole deal. make it EMOTIONAL–
[ TEARS ]: having finally found the receiver, or having finally been found by the receiver, the sender breaks down in tears of relief, fear, and many other emotions as they officially reunite.
[ SACRIFICE ]: knowing that the circumstances only allow one of them to survive, the sender sacrifices their life in order to guarantee the receiver’s survival and safety.
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𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )
❛ you truly are a monster . ❜
❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜
❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜
❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜
❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜
❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜
❛ how are you holding up ? ❜
❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜
❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜
❛ aw , you did math . ❜
❛ i need you to be okay . ❜
❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜
❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜
❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜
❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜
❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜
❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜
❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜
❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜
❛ they should be scared of me . ❜
❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜
❛ this is the worst . ❜
❛ i love watching you work . ❜
❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜
❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜
❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜
❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜
❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜
❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜
❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜
❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜
❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜
❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜
❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜
❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜
❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜
❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜
❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜
❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜
❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜
❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜
❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜
❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜
❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜
❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜
❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜
❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜
❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜
❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜
❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜
❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜
❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜
❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜
❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜
❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜
❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜
❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜
❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜
❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜
❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜
❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜
❛ i was such an idiot . ❜
❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜
❛ how are you settling in ? ❜
❛ how long are you around ? ❜
❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜
❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜
❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜
❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜
❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜
❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜
❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜
❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜
❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜
❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜
❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜
❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜
❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜
❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜
❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜
❛ you’ve come so far . ❜
❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜
❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜
❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜
❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜
❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜
❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜
❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜
❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜
❛ i heard everything . ❜
❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜
❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜
❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜
❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜
❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜
❛ this has to end . please . ❜
❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜
❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜
❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜
❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜
❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜
❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜
❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜
❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜
❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜
❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜
❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜
❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜
❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜
❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜
❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜
❛ i told you to wait . ❜
❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜
❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜
❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜
❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜
❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜
❛ i’m exhausted . ❜
❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜
❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜
❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜
❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜
❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜
❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜
❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜
❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜
❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜
❛ have you done bad things ? ❜
❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜
❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜
❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜
❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜
❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜
❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜
❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜
❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜
❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜
❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜
❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜
❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜
❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜
❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜
❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜
❛ i have enough friends . ❜
❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜
❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜
❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜
❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜
❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜
❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜
❛ how did you get in here ? ❜
❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜
❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜
❛ did i just pass out ? ❜
❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜
❛ time is running out . ❜
❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜
❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜
❛ you’re amazing . ❜
❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜
❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜
❛ i know what i want . ❜
❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜
❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜
❛ room down there for one more ? ❜
❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜
❛ i am all in . ❜
❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜
❛ it’s for your protection . ❜
❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜
❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜
❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜
❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜
❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜
❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜
❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜
❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜
❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜
❛ it was a long time ago . ❜
❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜
❛ we should talk . ❜
❛ you are such an asshole . ❜
❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜
❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜
❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜
❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜
❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜
❛ just shut your mouth . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜
❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜
❛ step out of my way . ❜
❛ are we having a good time ? ❜
❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜
❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜
❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜
❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜
❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜
❛ don’t even think about it . ❜
❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜
❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜
❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜
❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜
❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜
❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜
❛ so this is where it all began … ❜
❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜
❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜
❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜
❛ shut the hell up . ❜
❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜
❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜
❛ you’re lying . ❜
❛ you have to do something for me . ❜
❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜
❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜
❛ don’t follow me . ❜
❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜
❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜
❛ try to remember who you were . ❜
❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜
❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜
❛ come back to me . ❜
❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜
❛ eyes on the prize . ❜
❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜
❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜
❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜
❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜
❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜
❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜
❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜
❛ you’re so lovely . ❜
❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜
❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜
❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜
❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜
❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜
❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜
❛ i think i need to leave . ❜
❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜
❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜
❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜
❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜
❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜
❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜
❛ this can’t be happening . ❜
❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜
❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜
❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜
❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜
❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜
❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜
❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜
❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜
❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜
❛ don’t go . ❜
❛ i learned my lesson . ❜
❛ i should have trusted you . ❜
❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜
❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜
❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜
❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜
❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜
❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜
❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜
❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜
❛ see you on the other side . ❜
❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜
❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜
❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ are you okay ? ❜
❛ would you have done any different ? ❜
❛ i would have done everything different . ❜
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me w currently only one ship on this blog : ig tink gets all my ship posts then :/
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𝑰 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑫𝑨𝑵𝑪𝑬 . ( sentence starters originating from season two of syfy’s ‘ wynonna earp ’ . adjust pronouns as necessary , heavy warning for mature themes ! )
❛ you truly are a monster . ❜
❛ now , don’t get all emotional on me . ❜
❛ you have amazing taste in underwear . ❜
❛ my poor , brave baby . ❜
❛ when did you become such a prude ? ❜
❛ it’s called being a gentleman . ❜
❛ how are you holding up ? ❜
❛ i’ll have you know i’m kind of a big deal around here . ❜
❛ you’re gonna need me . ❜
❛ aw , you did math . ❜
❛ i need you to be okay . ❜
❛ you couldn’t stop me if you tried . ❜
❛ better nut up and decide who you can trust . ❜
❛ if you want me to trust you , you’re gonna have to tell me the plan . ❜
❛ you stay put , okay ? ❜
❛ there is a possibility i am now hallucinating . ❜
❛ it’s my turn , [ name ] . ❜
❛ who are you ? you know what , i don’t care . we’ve gotta go . ❜
❛ somebody has to pay , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you could come in … i’m gonna take a shower . ❜
❛ they should be scared of me . ❜
❛ remember who the real enemy is . ❜
❛ this is the worst . ❜
❛ i love watching you work . ❜
❛ please don’t shut me out . ❜
❛ i’m sitting right here , there’s no need to holler . ❜
❛ what do you even do around here , [ name ] ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , anything to say for yourself ? ❜
❛ i’m such an asshole , i don’t know why i brought that up . ❜
❛ what’s in it for you ? ❜
❛ how are you doing ? still having fun ? ❜
❛ so many jokes , i can’t even choose . ❜
❛ THIS is your breaking point ? ❜
❛ this might be a shitshow , but it’s OUR shitshow . ❜
❛ sometimes , it’s good to say goodbye . ❜
❛ we never lied to each other , you’re free to kiss whoever you like . ❜
❛ how do you do that ? turn your feelings on and off like a fucking robot ? ❜
❛ let’s get you somewhere safe . ❜
❛ i feel like i might’ve lost the plot a bit . ❜
❛ all i dream of is not having to run anymore . ❜
❛ i don’t wanna die . ❜
❛ this is what i bring to the team . ❜
❛ i don’t know if i should be frightened or jealous . ❜
❛ you wore suede ? what is it , your first day ? ❜
❛ to add insult to injury , you’re stuck with me . ❜
❛ i don’t like being blackmailed . ❜
❛ i’m tired of running and hiding … and then running again . ❜
❛ we’re buying better bourbon . case closed . ❜
❛ [ name ] was never anything but proud of you . ❜
❛ oh , i like when you’re scary . ❜
❛ are you still mad at me ? ❜
❛ as long as you want me , i will be by your side . ❜
❛ the best sex is make - up sex , right ? ❜
❛ give me a whiskey ! ❜
❛ maybe i am getting soft , huh ? ❜
❛ [ name ] , i have this gut feeling that something is coming , and it’s bad . ❜
❛ i can get you whatever you need except time . ❜
❛ i thought this time would be different . ❜
❛ even fury road has pit stops . ❜
❛ i didn’t know if it was your thing . ❜
❛ baby , that’s everybody’s thing . ❜
❛ you guys need to get some more hands , so that your hands can stay right here on me . ❜
❛ every time i close my eyes , it’s the same nightmare . ❜
❛ are you going to be this much fun all day ? ❜
❛ i was such an idiot . ❜
❛ clock is ticking , [ name ] . ❜
❛ how are you settling in ? ❜
❛ how long are you around ? ❜
❛ what am i , human tinder ? ❜
❛ listen , i love that you’ve got your own thing going on here , but don’t get distracted . ❜
❛ you have my undivided attention . ❜
❛ two shots of tequila is not ‘abstaining’ , it’s called being professional . ❜
❛ nice try , but snitches get stitches . ❜
❛ i was just thinking about you . ❜
❛ some things never change , huh ? ❜
❛ hey , watch your perfectly glossed mouth . ❜
❛ i’m glad you’re putting yourself out there . ❜
❛ why is everyone so obsessed with my fun levels ? ❜
❛ yeah , it’s great . i could just scream ! ❜
❛ not bailing on me , are you ? ❜
❛ do you wanna get out of here ? ❜
❛ you’re drunk and you’re talking too much . ❜
❛ shady and suspicious , therefore gettin’ more delicious . ❜
❛ you’ve come so far . ❜
❛ when you stop dating psychos , THEN you can give me relationship advice . ❜
❛ let him go , it’s not worth it . ❜
❛ if that’s broken , you’ll pay for it . ❜
❛ don’t tell me how to do my job . ❜
❛ oh , you have not seen harassment . ❜
❛ [ name ] , keep your head in the game . ❜
❛ have you noticed any changes in [ name ] lately ? ❜
❛ you know what ? forget it . ❜
❛ i heard everything . ❜
❛ you’ll be broken enough for her in no time . ❜
❛ you look like you had some fun . ❜
❛ you are UNDERESTIMATING the day i’ve had . ❜
❛ are we too late ? are you okay ? ❜
❛ i had him right where i wanted him . ❜
❛ this has to end . please . ❜
❛ brave but stupid , i’ll take it . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , now i’m sure i hit myself in the head . ❜
❛ i hate you , [ name ] . i hate you . ❜
❛ you think i’m stupid ? ❜
❛ why didn’t you tell me any of this before ? ❜
❛ i’m stubborn , i always take the hard way . ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting company . ❜
❛ okay , we’ve really gotta come up with a secret handshake . ❜
❛ should … should we have a safe word ? ❜
❛ this was not the plan , it’s too dangerous . ❜
❛ stop it . all you do is play games . i don’t like your games . ❜
❛ i’m trying to rescue you , let’s go . ❜
❛ doesn’t anybody have any faith in me ? ❜
❛ how do you know you weren’t followed ? ❜
❛ i think you should get out of here . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person . ❜
❛ i’m not a bad person , and if you know what’s good for you , you’ll stop treating me like one . ❜
❛ the power of suggestion is a formidable thing . ❜
❛ [ name ] , i know what i saw . ❜
❛ i told you to wait . ❜
❛ bad news , they ran out of pumpkin spice . ❜
❛ i thought tying a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue was a cool party trick . ❜
❛ you’re not ready . you’ll never be ready . ❜
❛ you’ll never be locked up again . ❜
❛ whatever you did , i want to help . ❜
❛ i’m exhausted . ❜
❛ i’m not having any fun . ❜
❛ what are we going to do with you ? ❜
❛ i salted the rim , i’m not a savage . ❜
❛ are you feeling alright ? ❜
❛ you don’t wanna go in there , trust me . ❜
❛ tell me why i shouldn’t kill you right here , right now . ❜
❛ you’re really mean when you drink before noon . and you drink before noon too often . ❜
❛ well frankly , [ name ] , the situation is balls . ❜
❛ horrible deeds have been committed here . ❜
❛ have you done bad things ? ❜
❛ let’s get you straight home to bed . ❜
❛ … i said i was sorry . ❜
❛ i’ll be anything you want me to be . ❜
❛ i might’ve caused some trouble . ❜
❛ you’ve got dark corners that you haven’t explored yet . ❜
❛ i’m not enough to save you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ okay , are we having a moment ? ❜
❛ there’s only one way to make it stop and you know what it is , [ name ] . ❜
❛ history books will have no mention of our names or our deeds . ❜
❛ i know you need space and i really tried to stay away , but i got worried . ❜
❛ i’ve got you now , okay ? i swear i’ve got you . ❜
❛ you’ve made an enemy this friday . ❜
❛ [ name ] would never say something like that . ❜
❛ i’d say ‘make your peace’ , but i hope you never find any . ❜
❛ i would shoot anybody for you . ❜
❛ i knew you’d rescue me . ❜
❛ i have enough friends . ❜
❛ you know , i’m here for you . now and forever . ❜
❛ we’re all on the same team , now , right ? ❜
❛ you can’t just ‘nope’ this away ! ‘nope’ is not a viable plan . ❜
❛ [ name ] , take a day off . ❜
❛ if it sounds like a hippie hemorrhoid cream , i don’t want it in my cup . ❜
❛ you practice those googly eyes in the mirror , or just … natural talent ? ❜
❛ how did you get in here ? ❜
❛ stop pushing me . and while you’re at it , stop judging me . ❜
❛ i remember every second i was with you . every touch , every kiss … ❜
❛ did i just pass out ? ❜
❛ i think we’ve been asleep for a long - ass time . ❜
❛ time is running out . ❜
❛ you haven’t been paying attention . ❜
❛ goodie , i love conditions . they really turn my crank . ❜
❛ you’re amazing . ❜
❛ you do not want to cross that line . ❜
❛ everybody keeps talking to me like i’m an idiot . ❜
❛ i know what i want . ❜
❛ you shot me , you bitch ! ❜
❛ i have something to tell you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you don’t have to be like this , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you know we’re gonna have to talk about this eventually , right ? ❜
❛ room down there for one more ? ❜
❛ i’m not saying it’s gonna be okay . i’m just saying … i’m here . ❜
❛ i am all in . ❜
❛ [ name ] , thank god you’re here . ❜
❛ it’s for your protection . ❜
❛ if you have nothing to hide , what’s the problem ? ❜
❛ sorry , i don’t have time to play nice anymore . ❜
❛ usually she’s a fun bitch , not a bitch bitch . ❜
❛ wake up . [ name ] , wake up . ❜
❛ evil sniffs out evil . ❜
❛ you’re very nice , thank you for that . ❜
❛ i wonder how many generations have surveyed this land . ❜
❛ i think it’s starting to settle in . ❜
❛ don’t shoot , i’m just the messenger . ❜
❛ it was a long time ago . ❜
❛ you are kicking ass at not helping right now , you know ? ❜
❛ we should talk . ��❜
❛ you are such an asshole . ❜
❛ [ name ] , hey . i need a favor . ❜
❛ i told you not to make this weird . ❜
❛ i hate doing everything sober . ❜
❛ pace yourself , there’s SO much more to judge . ❜
❛ you don’t become [ name ] by confronting problems head - on . ❜
❛ just shut your mouth . ❜
❛ okay , yeah , i guess i deserved that . ❜
❛ see ? this is what you get when you’re friends with a nark . ❜
❛ step out of my way . ❜
❛ are we having a good time ? ❜
❛ okay , let me do the talking . ❜
❛ justice delayed is still justice served . ❜
❛ you are so pretty and i like you so much ! ❜
❛ you’re drunk ! and in trouble . ❜
❛ this whole ‘lone wolf’ thing you’ve got going on isn’t gonna cut it . ❜
❛ don’t even think about it . ❜
❛ did you mean any of those things you said ? ❜
❛ you’re lucky nobody saw that . ❜
❛ why don’t you distract me ? ❜
❛ this is only gonna get worse if you don’t decide to help me . ❜
❛ you really don’t care about any of this , do you ? ❜
❛ i’ll be gone long before then . ❜
❛ so this is where it all began … ❜
❛ it’s hard not to feel like an outsider , even for me . ❜
❛ i remember what it feels like to be new . ❜
❛ hey , don’t do anything stupid , okay ? ❜
❛ shut the hell up . ❜
❛ at this point , i’m no longer afraid of the consequences . ❜
❛ how did you come by it ? the wound ? ❜
❛ you’re lying . ❜
❛ you have to do something for me . ❜
❛ why wouldn’t you tell me ? ❜
❛ i don’t need you to make decisions for me . ❜
❛ don’t follow me . ❜
❛ why did you bring me here ? ❜
❛ i deserve to be saved . i do . ❜
❛ try to remember who you were . ❜
❛ trust me , we’ll meet again . ❜
❛ i promise i will never hurt you . ❜
❛ come back to me . ❜
❛ i don’t want to hurt you . ❜
❛ eyes on the prize . ❜
❛ surely you’ll want to hear my offer . ❜
❛ sorry i was a no - show . ❜
❛ aren’t you gonna say goodnight ? ❜
❛ i’m too hangry to have this conversation . ❜
❛ it’s okay , it’s better that i know the truth . ❜
❛ am i the biggest cliche ever ? ❜
❛ i know what you’re going through . ❜
❛ you’re so lovely . ❜
❛ you know what i’d never do ? tell you what to think or feel . ❜
❛ i never drink alone . it’s sad and depressing . ❜
❛ i would do anything to get out of here for just one night . ❜
❛ say something … preferably encouraging . ❜
❛ is this your thing ? cute but annoying ? ❜
❛ i can’t protect you if i’m dead . ❜
❛ i think i need to leave . ❜
❛ you can’t run away from this . ❜
❛ you repeat this convo , you die . ❜
❛ don’t lie to me , [ name ] . ❜
❛ you and me , we’re good people . ❜
❛ hey , listen . i’m gonna get you out of here , okay ? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you really must hate me . ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of ? ❜
❛ i always knew you’d be the death of me , anyway . ❜
❛ there’s nothing you could’ve done . ❜
❛ this can’t be happening . ❜
❛ i just really thought i was doing the right thing . ❜
❛ i lied to you , and i shouldn’t have . ❜
❛ i have never loved anyone the way that i love you . ❜
❛ can we all just act like we’re winning for once ? ❜
❛ i wasn’t expecting you to be cool about it , but the pouting is getting old . ❜
❛ am i the only one who didn’t know ? ❜
❛ i appreciate everything you’ve done . ❜
❛ what are the chances you’ll sit this one out ? ❜
❛ [ name ]’s never gonna forgive me . ❜
❛ you would have done the same thing . ❜
❛ don’t go . ❜
❛ i learned my lesson . ❜
❛ i should have trusted you . ❜
❛ i thought it was your fault . ❜
❛ i plan to exploit you . ❜
❛ just so everyone’s clear , i’m my own damn weapon . ❜
❛ sorry i’m late , i kinda died . ❜
❛ mercy comes in many forms . ❜
❛ i will kill us both before i let you walk in service to the devil . ❜
❛ if i die , they can’t use me . ❜
❛ i am so very tired , [ name ] . ❜
❛ see you on the other side . ❜
❛ i care more about this than anything else in the world . ❜
❛ you are … extraordinary . ❜
❛ i’m with you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ are you okay ? ❜
❛ would you have done any different ? ❜
❛ i would have done everything different . ❜
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my toxic trait is that im really pretty and cool and also a sweetheart and also really intelligent and driven and i smell good and i have soft hair and cool clothes and im knowledgeable on many topics and im also funny and fun and cool and pretty
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Could people of the UK, Denmark and the Netherlands reach Ardenia by bus or train if they wanted?
nope ! ardenia is a tiny little island smack-bang in the middle of the north sea, equidistant between the netherlands, england, & denmark, & slightly further from scotland, norway, & germany. please see tiny terrible map for reference. you can get to it by ship or plane :)
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when i grow up i wanna be half as cool as u ink
i think u have the wrong number
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