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The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

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by macstonephoto

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Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

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David’s guests

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There is nothing wrong with saying "I don't like thing!!" unless:

1) you regularly say it unprompted and/or in direct response to other people talking about how they do like Thing

b) you say it with the belief that this is the One Correct Position and anyone who disagrees is A Fool™

We need to bring back elitism and what I DON'T mean by that is gatekeeping but I think people have internalized the idea that "let people enjoy things" means "don't be a snob" but we haven't actually quashed the human instinct to be a snob so now people want their opinions validated by trying to make them into moral issues and I say stop being a coward!!! let people think you're an elitist snob!!! Stop discoursing over whether the Sabrina Carpenter album cover is feminist or anti-feminist you're ALLOWED to say "I think it's tacky and gross"!!! Stop trying to make it a social issue that women are reading bad booktok porn and just say "I think those books are stupid"!!

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Sometimes you need to stop seeing the good in people and start seeing what they show you

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When you have a mom who edits Will and Hannibal into Artistic Situations and sends them to you for over 6 years.

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Listening to only one half of my roommate's conversation with her mom is wild.

"Sorry if I was rude about the church invite from Shawn. What's his name? Jake? ...oh. Chad. Of course."

"They found the Ark of the Covenant in America??? ...They found it IN KANSAS??? Oh, it's hidden in Kansas. That actually makes sense, if I was looking for God, Kansas is the last place I would go."

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Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

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Unironically there is nothing I love more than getting a Facebook birthday notification for someone and discovering that at some point in the last decade they transitioned. You go Fred, live your best life ❤️

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SOPHIE HATTER. AUTISTIC SEND TWEET

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(random car engine revving loudly and dramatically)

My roommate, sotto voice: very large penis

Me, intentionally ignoring the joke: I think it's the other thing...

My roommate, incredulously: very large.... vagina??

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capybara