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thick thighs, thin patience
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!!!!! i’m moving over to http://officialbridgetroll.tumblr.com due to an influx of really gross messages i’ve been getting lately I’m endeavouring to follow everyone who’s on here back again, but i’m worried some of you will slip through the cracks, so if we’re mutual and you do please let me know! I’ll still be posting lots of Silmarillion, dragon age and general stuff that I post at the moment but with the bulk of my other classics and history blog thrown in for fun It’s been a good ride but I’m excited to clear the air!
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if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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How have I not seen this until now?
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Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.
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you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore
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SO HERE’S THAT OPTION I MENTIONED that, I should reiterate, I’m fairly certain I DID NOT HAVE on previous playthroughs, so it must come from having a pretty low approval rating with Solas
#i'm pissing myself this is incredible#the dramatic music as it zooms in on his confused face#how dare#how dare you#fine fuck you heres your fucking arm fixed bye#solas out#trespasser dlc#trespasser spoilers
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A week or so ago I made a human male warrior inquisitor (the default male soldier Shepard of a new generation) who is half-Tevinter on his mother’s side, half-walking-wall-of-meat on all other sides. Somehow he seems constantly distressed and affronted by Cassandra’s chest
bososom???
bussom???
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Sera: I'll have your hand in marriage
Cullen: I'll have your hand in marriage
Solas: I'll have your hand
Inquisitor: In marriage?
Solas: No.
Inquisitor: :'(
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